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I need a Brothel Name!
need a good innuendo-ee name for a brothel in a steampunk campaign! anything goes as long as its funny!
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They are all innuendo, except the last one.
The Dark Cavern.
The Deep Thoroughfare.
The Hidden Depths.
The Massive Oak.
The Tall Mast.
The Quivering Hills.
The Steamy Engine.
The Lair of the Two-Backed Beast.
The Row of Rigid Spears.
The House of Lectures, Mathematics and Other Boring Things.
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The Rusty Pipe is one of my personal favourite ideas. Or maybe The Oiler and the Engine.
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Bob's Magic Item Emporium (Specializes in Rods of Wonder, Bags of Holding, and Portable Holes)
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Are we talking a ritzy or dumpy establishment? Gonna go ahead and second The Quivering Hills, by the way.
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If you open it, 8rothel8ane will kill your pimps and take your wenches for herself.
Mordekainen's Creative Respite for one only accessible by spell?
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Ye Old Festhall
Shambling Mounds
Clarks & Cent's Clockwerk Caravan of Carnal Delights
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I'm gonna second the shambling mounds.
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The house of negotiable affection
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Originally Posted by
Calanon
I....
I had about eight different responses to that. Excluding the seven that involved taking the Lord's name in vain and utterly impressive amounts of profanity.....
PLOT HOOK!!!!!
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Momma's Grotchen Fun House (of Fun).
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Originally Posted by
Calanon
At first I wanted to laugh, then I wanted to cry, but in the end I could only smile.
So I second that the brothel's name should be "The Haunted Vagina" or "Razor Wire Pubic Hair" which is one of the writer's other books.
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Originally Posted by
Snowbluff
If you open it, 8rothel8ane will kill your pimps and take your wenches for herself.
Who? Should I know who that is?
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Originally Posted by
Wyntonian
I....
I had about eight different responses to that. Excluding the seven that involved taking the Lord's name in vain and utterly impressive amounts of profanity.....
PLOT HOOK!!!!!
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Originally Posted by
Wavelab
At first I wanted to laugh, then I wanted to cry, but in the end I could only smile.
So I second that the brothel's name should be "The Haunted Vagina" or "Razor Wire Pubic Hair" which is one of the writer's other books.
I'm going to be honest with both of you, that book is ridiculous... in all sense of the word it is ridiculous :smalltongue: You should read his other work:
Hitler in Wonderland
Baby Jesus Butt Plug
Electric Jesus Corpse
The Menstruating Mall
I swear... those books are just... WOW :smallconfused:
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Originally Posted by
Wyntonian
PLOT HOOK!!!!!
Actually... that's not a bad idea.
Name the Brothel
"The Plot Hook"
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The Pink Hydra
The Gelatinous Cube
The Locked Gauntlet
Ten Foot Ladder
Sorry, I just noticed it was for steampunk, so my ideas won't work.
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Random Encounters - For the discerning adventurer.
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Originally Posted by
grarrrg
Actually... that's not a bad idea.
Name the Brothel
"The Plot Hook"
I would think that "The Plot Hole" would be more appropriate.
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Originally Posted by
grarrrg
Actually... that's not a bad idea.
Name the Brothel
"The Plot Hook"
I lol'd. Even on a character who wouldn't be inclined to go to a brothel, I'd be tempted to enter that one. Second.
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The Clockwork Dollhouse
The Wild Wild West
The Very Jolly Roger
And my personal favorite
This is Not a Brothel
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Everyone's favorite dockside tavern, the Salty Clam!
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Originally Posted by
candycorn
Random Encounters - For the discerning adventurer.
Make sure to roll on the table.
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Originally Posted by
Flickerdart
Make sure to roll on the
table.
THE ****!? :smallconfused: I actually pride myself on my ability to find obscure nerd humor but... seriously... THE ****!?