Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129

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Wooh! I got the new thread!

So, let the bantering pick up again where it was left off.

OMG NEW THREAD!
*Puts up a new tent*
*makes a new fire*
*crules into sleeping bag* OwO

...do either of the thread-blessers still live in the playground?

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Originally Posted by Nameless

OMG NEW THREAD!
*Puts up a new tent*
*makes a new fire*
*crules into sleeping bag* OwO

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*Builds a log cabin next door to Nameless's tent* :smalltongue:

That Shadow Elf omitted the 'Elf' part of his name from the title confused me. I was all, "What?! Shadow made the new RB?"

@Cobra: Thread blessing has not happened for a while now.

Who is there besides Jibar? :smallconfused: Koorly?

And did you check that sleeping bag for snakes? You can't be too careful, I hear there are cobras around here.

Anyway, they're right that it's a good thing. Knowing always is.

...*roasts marshmallows, offers s'mores, charges a kiss per s'more*...

...*crickets*...

...*charges a hug per s'more* v.v

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Originally Posted by Perenelle

*Builds a log cabin next door to Nameless's tent* :smalltongue:

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*Looks at cabin*
*Notices that it's snowing*
*Hops in the sleeping bag to the door and knocks*

* kisses Cobra *
* sets up Banter tent *
So, how 'bout that sunlight?:smalltongue:

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Originally Posted by Thufir

That Shadow Elf omitted the 'Elf' part of his name from the title confused me. I was all, "What?! Shadow made the new RB?"

@Cobra: Thread blessing has not happened for a while now.

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People often abbreviate it to Shadow, and I had quite the alliteration chain going on, so I figured I'd leave off the "Elf" part.

Also, *Builds a house with a nice shady dungeon next to Perenelle's Log Cabin*

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Originally Posted by Nameless

*Looks at cabin*
*Notices that it's snowing*
*Hops in the sleeping bag to the door and knocks*

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*lets Nameless inside and offers homemade chocolate-chip cookies*

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Originally Posted by Perenelle

*lets Nameless inside and offers homemade chocolate-chip cookies*

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*takes one* *huggles* thankies* ^-^

*kisses Cobra* Marshmellow for Nameless? :3

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Originally Posted by Perenelle

*lets Nameless inside and offers homemade chocolate-chip cookies*

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*Walks up stairs*
*leaves house*
*knocks on Perenelle's door*

Cookie for the hungry elf? :smallbiggrin:

^_^ *passes out s'mores and marshmallows*

And since Jibar and Ego Aren't around to do it anymore...

*boogies*

*sets up a yurt using dragon hide and bone within the campground area*

So why are we erecting living facilities?

Also, sourdough toast is good. But I wonder how sourdough garlic bread would be.

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Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari

^_^ *passes out s'mores and marshmallows*

And since Jibar and Ego Aren't around to do it anymore...

*boogies*

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Yay. :D *takes marshmellow and sits on the sofa*
*noms marshmellow* Ah, Hot. o.O

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Originally Posted by Shadow_Elf

*Walks up stairs*
*leaves house*
*knocks on Perenelle's door*

Cookie for the hungry elf? :smallbiggrin:

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*hands him the whole plate* :smallbiggrin:

*Sits perfectly still outside, a chill winter breeze scattering snow as soon as it begins to collect on his top side.*

*Is alone, but for the whistling of the wind.*

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Originally Posted by Coidzor

*sets up a yurt using dragon hide and bone within the campground area*

So why are we erecting living facilities?

Also, sourdough toast is good. But I wonder how sourdough garlic bread would be.

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Such a thing would have to be delicious. And we'll be here for a while. Maybe.

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Originally Posted by Perenelle

*hands him the whole plate* :smallbiggrin:

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Yum! *huggles*

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Originally Posted by Alteran

*Sits perfectly still outside, a chill winter breeze scattering snow as soon as it begins to collect on his top side.*

*Is alone, but for the whistling of the wind.*

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Uh, guys? I'm getting this nagging feeling that in our hurry to erect abodes, we forgot something...

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Originally Posted by Alteran

*Sits perfectly still outside, a chill winter breeze scattering snow as soon as it begins to collect on his top side.*

*Is alone, but for the whistling of the wind.*

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*bakes more cookies*
*brings a blanket and cookies out to Alteran*

*slowly pushes Alteran in the direction of the cabin*

Getting...sleepy...must...have...warm...

I haven't had anything sourdough in a really long time. Hmmm....

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Originally Posted by Perenelle

*hands him the whole plate* :smallbiggrin:

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*glomps from behind* ^^

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Originally Posted by Dragonrider

I haven't had anything sourdough in a really long time. Hmmm....

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Get a round loaf of sourdough. Cut it out, and fill it with some sort of chowder, then eat.

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Originally Posted by Shadow_Elf

Uh, guys? I'm getting this nagging feeling that in our hurry to erect abodes, we forgot something...

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I'm thinking you forgot this is RB, not RP.

You're meant to, y'know, converse.

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Originally Posted by Thufir

I'm thinking you forgot this is RB, not RP.

You're meant to, y'know, converse.

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We need to set up shop before we can do that, of course.

The first page or so seems to have been enough, since now we're doing exactly that. Bantering.

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Originally Posted by Recaiden

Get a round loaf of sourdough. Cut it out, and fill it with some sort of chowder, then eat.

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Fill it with chili. It is both amazing and win.

mmm. Chili.

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Originally Posted by Alteran

We need to set up shop before we can do that, of course.

The first page or so seems to have been enough, since now we're doing exactly that. Bantering.

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If this happened in days of yore, I'm pretty sure Rawhide would end up deleting a bunch of your posts here.
The way to do it is to mix the banter with the other stuff.

Incidentally, my classical music season has started again. First rehearsal of Handel's Theodora today.

after attempting to make sourdough bread in my old lifeskills class, I'm sot sure if I have to stomach to eat it anymore. :smalltongue:
Our attempt to make it failed and resulted In moldy dough that the teacher forced us to smell. scary times...