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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
*jumps around a walking bathtub with a huge wriggling bag in it*
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Threeshades
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
*jumps around a walking bathtub with a huge wriggling bag in it*
You're gonna pay for that, TS.
Obviously, the North Polians shall have to declare war not only on Britain, but on Germany.
Prepare the torpedoes!:smallfurious:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
The Gremlin
You're gonna pay for that, TS.
Obviously, the North Polians shall have to declare war not only on Britain, but on Germany.
Prepare the torpedoes!:smallfurious:
Wait, why Britain? :smalleek:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Lyinginbedmon
Wait, why Britain? :smalleek:
Namless doesn't believe in Santa Claus Father Christmas
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Lyinginbedmon
Wait, why Britain? :smalleek:
We have detected that at least one of your number has questioned teh existence of Santa. Thus, you must all die. :smallfurious:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
The Gremlin
We have detected that at least one of your number has questioned teh existence of Santa. Thus, you must all die. :smallfurious:
That's irrational and inefficient.
Santa doesn't like inefficiency during the christmas season.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Lyinginbedmon
That's irrational and inefficient.
Santa doesn't like inefficiency during the christmas season.
Well, Santa's busy with Christmas coming up...we shouldn't be bothering him.
ATTACK!!! SEND OUT THE PENGUINS!!!
:smalltongue:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
If you'll pardon me addressing twelve hours and as many pages of posts...
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Originally Posted by
Fayt
or the Avboroy Liberation Front
(ALF :smalltongue:)
**** off. We're the Liberation Front of Avbaroy!
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Originally Posted by
Mad Mask
Third: Our system digests fruits better then meat.
If we weren't meant to eat meat why is it so delicious?
QED.
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Originally Posted by
The Gremlin
The biggest recognition that I've ever gotten was being Random Killed by kPenguin.
..My character was all about hunting you to death. Is that not recognition enough for you?
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
idea's
This a non-trivial reason why I want MM to do it.
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Originally Posted by
CrimsonAngel
This ok?
GRAMMAR RAAAGE! Also, spelling.
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
There's 13 minutes untill christmas, but I'm noticing a lack of activity...
Get with the program. It's been Christmas for almost eleven hours (from time of post) here.
On topic, I'll get to work on wrapping up NC's involvement in F^3, his FI bio, and the FI templates when I return from Christmas dealings.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Ninja Chocobo
If you'll pardon me addressing twelve hours and as many pages of posts...
**** off. We're the Liberation Front of Avbaroy!
If we weren't meant to eat meat why is it so delicious?
QED.
..My character was all about hunting you to death. Is that not recognition enough for you?
This a non-trivial reason why I want MM to do it.
GRAMMAR RAAAGE! Also, spelling.
Get with the program. It's been Christmas for almost eleven hours (from time of post) here.
On topic, I'll get to work on wrapping up NC's involvement in F^3, his FI bio, and the FI templates when I return from Christmas dealings.
I hope NC returns in FI, he was awesome.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Tired N' Drowzy
I...you...MAGIC!!! We have MAGIC!!! We can do anything. We. Want!!!:smallfurious:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Tired N' Drowzy
I maintain the theory that Santa Claus is an AI
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
The Randomizer
I maintain the theory that Santa Claus is an AI
HA! See?! He's a...wait. HE IS NOT!! He's a right jolly old elf!:smallfurious:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
I personally maintain the theory that, given the centuries he's had to devote to it, Santa has developed technologies allowing him to perform these seemingly-impossible feats.
Therefore our actions shouldn't be to disprove his existence, but to find him and ask how he manages it. Think how much more work could be done if employees could get to work at the speed of Santa!
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
He shoves the naughty kids in his bag, takes them to the north pole, and ..... well..... you know. :smalleek:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
The Gremlin
HA! See?! He's a...wait. HE IS NOT!! He's a right jolly old elf!:smallfurious:
All depictions of him are in a flying sleigh pulled by reigndeer. Flying vehicles is not that tough of a spell (at least in the 4th era) and enchanting reindeer to be able to fly, and buffs to superboost their resistance to moving at insane velocity.
Assuming he doesn't do that, it's possible Santa Claus employs an insanely powerful time stop spell. (The dnd one only lasts for a few rounds) All depictions of him indicate he takes his time inside each house.
Not to mention carrying megatons of toys in a single sack, i'm sorry, no single bag of holding can do that. That requires for a bag to be holding an entire plane of existence in there.
This tremendous amount of magic would implode the mind of any meatbag. :smalleek:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
unless he has his elves cast buffs on him to increase his spell capacity.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
The Randomizer
All depictions of him are in a flying sleigh pulled by reigndeer. Flying vehicles is not that tough of a spell (at least in the 4th era) and enchanting reindeer to be able to fly, and buffs to superboost their resistance to moving at insane velocity.
Assuming he doesn't do that, it's possible Santa Claus employs an insanely powerful time stop spell. (The dnd one only lasts for a few rounds) All depictions of him indicate he takes his time inside each house.
Not to mention carrying megatons of toys in a single sack, i'm sorry, no single bag of holding can do that. That requires for a bag to be holding an entire plane of existence in there.
This tremendous amount of magic would implode the mind of any meatbag. :smalleek:
We have magic, though. All we need is for him to be an epic-level, god-power mage. A few epic time stops and links to other planes later, the entire world has its toys.
Also, did anyone else see this? It's pretty interesting in my opinion.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
The Gremlin
We have magic, though. All we need is for him to be an epic-level, god-power mage. A few epic time stops and links to other planes later, the entire world has its toys.
Someone obviously didnt read my entire post. :smallamused:
for you TLDRers out there,
Santa has access to uber epic spells that would tear apart any mortal caster by simply casting.
I would believe his Elf minions are high level conjurers, enchanters, and transmuters as well.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Tired N' Drowzy
He travels faster than light, which means the presents get delivered in complex time.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
The Randomizer
Someone obviously didnt read my entire post. :smallamused:
Actually, I did. However, you sounded rather doubtful about the truthfulness of your speculations. Obviously, I was mistaken.
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Originally Posted by
CrimsonAngel
Plooooooooots are niiiiiiiiiiiiice! *bottle of ecstacey falls outa my pocket*
Wrong thread.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Tired N' Drowzy
It doesnt consider how few christian households even believe in santa, or that he would come on the night between 24th and 25th. That reduces the number + the assumption that there's at least one good child in each household is more than philanthropic thinking.
The rest is simple DnD magic, Time Stop, A Bag of Holding CCCLXVIII, Teleport and fly spells of course.
Also the presents arent delivered by a flying sleigh anymore. Santa uses the commoner railgun principle with invisible levitating elves all over the world. (side note: DnD doesn't have rules for braking the sonic barrier and sonic booms)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Threeshades
(side note: DnD doesn't have rules for braking the sonic barrier and sonic booms)
Unless the DM and/or players are extreeeemely anal :smalltongue:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
Santa plays by core (and picks out a few useful spells from non-core books sometimes)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
On the fourth day of christmas, the artist gave to me...
Four Random kills,
Three Nameless boobies,
Two chainsaws,
And a brand new Royale story!
On the fifth day of Christmas, the artists gave to me...
FIVE GOD DAMN KEYS!
Four random kills,
Three Nameless boobies,
Two chainsaws,
And a brand new Royale story!
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Lyinginbedmon
On the fifth day of Christmas, the artists gave to me...
FIVE GOD DAMN KEYS!
Four random kills,
Three Nameless boobies,
Two chainsaws,
And a brand new Royale story!
That artist sure does have stuff. :smallconfused:
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
Waaaaiit... Nameless has THREE boobies?:smalltongue:
Someone has to make a pic of that.
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
kpenguin
Waaaaiit... Nameless has THREE boobies?:smalltongue:
Someone has to make a pic of that.
There goes:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...ELESSCuke1.png
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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Originally Posted by
Lyinginbedmon
On the fifth day of Christmas, the artists gave to me...
FIVE GOD DAMN KEYS!
Four random kills,
Three Nameless boobies,
Two chainsaws,
And a brand new Royale story!
On the Sixth day of christmas the Artists gave to meeeee
Six Backstory comics
FIVE GOD DAMN KEYS!
Four Random Kills
Three Nameless Boobies
Two Chainsaws
and a bran new royale story!