Redcloak + Xykon
True love
... I feel I should leave this for someone who can actually write.
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Redcloak + Xykon
True love
... I feel I should leave this for someone who can actually write.
No. 2
Spoiler"XYHON:smallfurious:!!!!!" Screeched Pinkcloak "WHY IN THE NINE HELLS DID YOU DO THIS:smallfurious:!!!" "Don't look at me!:smalleek:" Said Xyhonette "I had nothing to do with this!" "Wait...a...minute...:smallconfused:" Said Pinkcloak "No, that can't be it"
"WHAT!?"
"Well I just realized we might just possi-"
"GET TO THE %^&$ POINT:smallfurious:"
"OK! OK! We might be in another Crack Pairing?
"Oh. In that case I should be waking up in about 5 seconds! :smallsmile:!"
"I would'nt count on it."
"You mean that..this is...real."
Pinkcloack nodded sadly
"...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...why would Xykon even notice?
I'd point out how "bone" isn't really that good of a word to use in this case, but I don't feel like getting all biology-y.
Anyone who's done something here can display this in their sig:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=What the......c=u&e=1413&f=2
Have fun.
Err.... wait, there's a max size for images, right?
While I type up my story/do my homework, someone check if this fits, rules-wise. Please? :3
Someone needs to take Sgeo's Pair Generator away from me before someone gets hurt or emotionally scarred.
Here's Roy + Roy's Archon with Drunkenness.
Spoiler
The little gold ball of light trembled. “R-Roy, this isn’t supposed to happen.”
Roy’s face was too close the Archon, beer on his breath. “I don’t care,” he slurred, “You shed dis was the tavern of one night shtands, and yer the only one here I wanna...” He trailed off, making an obscene gesture indicative of the meaning of the unsaid words.
Roy’s Archon’s thoughts whirled. It was not unheard of for an Archon to fall in love with their charge. But to act on that feeling was highly unprofessional, especially if the only chance you had of consummating that relationship involved capitalizing on the charge’s inebriation.
What was more important? The job of a lifetime, or the chance of a lifetime?
Emboldened, the little ball of light purred, “Okay then, Honey. Let’s find a room.”
Now you don't even have to use your imagination:
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...xykondress.png
...Wait, did I just draw what I think I did? :smalleek:
If you want to continue that, be my guest. And, because I think the Zanaril's pic wasn't upsetting enough...
Note that Xykon is dressed as Disney Cinderella.
I have to say... Xykon in a dress is probably the most disturbing thing I've seen so far in either of the Crack Pairing Threads. :eek:
Gah! So much crack, so little time! I'm so far behind, but by the time I catch up, I'll STILL be behind! And if I just skip stories to catch up, then I'm being a jerk, and I'm missing out on the awesomenes... I want to write some more stuff of my own, too, but I don't want to until I'm caught up. Plus, I've got two tests to study for tommorrow, so my time to spare is even SHORTER. WHAT DO I DO?! :smalleek:
Nah, I'm good. I prefer to read other people's stories, which makes it even more surprising that I wrote this.
If you people actually like it (I don't, I feel they're both out of character, but one of them has a reason, at least), then maybe I'll turn it into a series. Especially since I didn't get relationshippy at all, it's mostly Nale moping.
Spoiler"The end, I suppose," Nale thought as he felt the rain hit his face and the waves lick at his chest. If he had been a Bard like his brother, he'd surely be pointing out to himself how fitting a death it was; physically drowning as his sorrow drowned him emotionally. Quite poetic. But, he wasn't a Bard, he was just Nale.
Of course, he wasn't always just Nale. He used to be a villain, and a damn good one if he said so himself, but it all fell apart in the final battle against his brother and his idiotic friends. The closest thing he'd ever had to a friend and the woman he loved were both dead, and he should be too. But he wasn't, for whatever reason. Instead, he had washed up on the shore of this island with 0 HP. It didn't really make any sense, but Nale didn't care anymore.
Nale's thoughts were broken when he began coughing up the rain that had collected in his mouth. It seemed he couldn't even die right. He sighed, and began debating whether he'd die from hypothermia or starvation, when a voice piped up behind him.
"Hello there." Nale didn't bother to look at who was talking.
"Go away. Let me die," he cough, the tide now up to his neck.
"Sorry, but I need some company, and I'm lacking the spell components and divine focuses I need to create undead. Cure Critical Wounds."
"Go away," Nale repeated, wincing as he felt some of his wounds numb and heal.
"Jeez, I'm saving your life, and you just keep telling me to go away."
"I didn't ask you to save my life."
"When did you turn so emo? I don't remember you being like this," the voice said.
"You know me?"
"We've met a few times." Nale sighed, before turning his head to see whoever was talking, and there stood a cute young lady with mismatched eyes in a black dress. Her hair, which if Nale remembered correctly was usually in ponytails , was wild, wet and knotted, and her dress was torn in several places. She had obviously been in some sort of struggle, likely a battle. "Recognize me now?" she asked, smirking and striking a pose.
"You're the Mystic Theurge from Azure City, right?" She smiled.
"Glad you could remember me, but I really prefer the title Necromancer."
"Great. So go make some zombies and leave me alone," Nale said, returning to his original position.
"I just told you, I can't cast my spells. You're the only company I have for now, and until that changes, I'm not letting you go," Tsukiko said, pulling Nale up from the sand.
"I'm flattered you care so much for my well-being," Nale replied, rolling his eyes. Tsukiko smiled.
"Well I'm going to need somebody to have fun with while I'm here."
I've always wanted to write a story where somebody was stranded on an island.
Hello Everyone!
This is my first post on this forum, although I've been reading it for few months. I'm not very good at English (at least when it comes to writing, I understand almost everything), so I won't be writing much.
Unfortunatelly (or fortunatelly :smallsmile:) magic of crack pairing thread worked on me. Here's my comic:
genderflipped V x genderflipped V ,Stuck on a desert island:
What do You think about it?
I hope You can understand everything :smallsmile:. If there are any mistakes, plase correct me. I think Vaarsuvius should say something in the last panel, but I had no idea what it should be.
p.s. in FAQ it's written that it's possible to add picture from hard drive. Is this function disabled, or I just can't find "Manage attachment" button?
@ Dark Fiddler: That was actually pretty good. Nale was sad, but well written. Tsukiko's presence was funny, albeit unexplained. But who cares? Its a crack pairing, and I wouldn't mind seeing more! :smalltongue:
@ Half-Halfing: BWAHAH HAHAHAH HAHA HAHAH!! DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME!! :smallbiggrin: Oh man, that was a great comic... And I think it is better that V said nothing in the last panel. It basically says they're too shocked to speak, which makes it even funnier.
I can't wait to see what you come up with next. And as a reward for braving the horrors of the Crack Pairing Thread AND gifting us with such awesomeness, have a Mega-Cookie!
*hands Half-Halfling a Mega-Cookie*
Half-halfling, that was completely awesome. :) What a brilliant way to handle such a wacky pairing! :D The idea of a Personification of Inner Masculinity/Femininity is brilliant, too. My only complaint is that in the third panel V doesn't sound very in-character, the "yeah" and the extremely defensive tone sounds more like something Belkar would say. I'd expect V to say something like "Is that so? Pray tell, what makes you think I have any concealed feminity to speak of in the first place? Let us see your point of view on a Fireball spell straight to your obsolete cranium!"
Completely awesomesauce, though. :)
No. 3
Spoiler"AAAAGGGHHH!!!!" Shouted Xyhonette "Thank Evilness it was just a dream"
She stood up and looking around she said "And how did I sleep, anywa-"
She spoted a mirror. "$#^% IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...Well at least I can change out of this stupid dress"
She opened her closet and stared in horror at the clothes withen.
"...NOOOOOO! NOT MORE DRESSES!!!!!!!!"
Ochul woke up inside his cage, like usual when he heard the MiTD say:
"Good Morning Ms. Stiffly!"
"Good morning Monster Sa-. Wait, did you just call me a...girl?
"Yep!"
"But, why did you-?"
She stared down at herself in horror.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
So much for Ochul being in the Non-Baby Eating Club! :smallbiggrin:
Ok...Bad Joke.