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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
The Great Skenardo
Vacuumium, of course. It's tricky to purify it, however. The biggest source of raw vacuumium is through a special process in which important items are stored in a vault. The phrase "Don't worry; they'll be perfectly safe in this vault" is uttered, and then the door is opened. The gap where the important item should be produces a yield of about 7 microtorr quality, if captured right away.
Bah! Vacuumium is all well and good, but we're talking executions here. Why, it would take positively 3200 gigatorr quality to achieve the right amount of screaming pain and death! You're not gonna get that cheaply. If you could, say, find a way to harness the energy caused by the liquification of your brain after you utter the phrase "Don't worry Mom, it's gonna be fiiiiiiine!" then you'd be in business.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
All right, you got me; Vacuumium kinda sucks when it comes to implosions :smallwink:
The black hole trick is nice if you can manage it, but usually to concentrate that much mass inside a single person requires an "all-you-can-eat quesadillas and root beer" restaurant.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Redirection of mass is a simple matter for those well-versed in the arcane science of altering the fabric of reality. I'm not worried about whether it will be successful or not, because magic guarantees it to be.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
Saithis Bladewing
Redirection of mass is a simple matter for those well-versed in the arcane science of altering the fabric of reality. I'm not worried about whether it will be successful or not, because magic guarantees it to be.
Too bad we don't know anyone like that. :smallsigh:
Think of the fun at parties!
"This will be the single best cannon-ball dive in the history of the world."
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
D'anna Biers
Bah! Vacuumium is all well and good, but we're talking executions here. Why, it would take positively 3200 gigatorr quality to achieve the right amount of screaming pain and death! You're not gonna get that cheaply. If you could, say, find a way to harness the energy caused by the liquification of your brain after you utter the phrase "Don't worry Mom, it's gonna be fiiiiiiine!" then you'd be in business.
You're still talking about the best way of killing me?
I need a hug :(
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
The Great Skenardo
Too bad we don't know anyone like that. :smallsigh:
I wouldn't be entirely certain of that, Skenardo. Unusual things exist where many would often least expect them to be.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
Saithis Bladewing
I wouldn't be entirely certain of that, Skenardo. Unusual things exist where many would often least expect them to be.
Like caramel coffins? o_-
Oh, no; that was a case of finding bitter disappointment where one was least expecting it. My mistake :smallannoyed:
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
I thought it was a rather sweet irony, myself. Though perhaps that was just me on a sugar high. :smallwink:
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Well, fine. But if the next death I die isn't as a result of something delicious, I will be most. put. out.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
The Great Skenardo
Well, fine. But if the next death I die isn't as a result of something delicious, I will be most. put. out.
Make it as sour as possible then. If he's not put out he messes on the carpet.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
Midnight Son
Make it as sour as possible then. If he's not put out he messes on the carpet.
Nah, it's cool:
< Cage, see?
Fresh newspaper every day.
Besides, if you put out a plotting parrot you probably will perish, as parrots are potentially pernicious.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
The Great Skenardo
Nah, it's cool:
< Cage, see?
Fresh newspaper every day.
Besides, if you put out a plotting parrot you probably will perish, as parrots are potentially pernicious.
The pernicious potency of persnickity parrots peaks at petty pranks and petulant pandering.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Meh, Write a haiku
I can not right now due to
some strange reason...
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
It's the middle of winter, cold enough for icicles to form in the morning, and we're almost out of wood. So I'm huddled in a blanket, with a glove on my right hand to prevent it freezing over while I play Age of Mythology, occasionally feeding a few meagre twigs or a rolled-up newspaper to what piteous flame I can maintain to stave off the worst of the frigidity :smallsigh:
Brrrrrr.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
You know, I kinda pity you :P
It's a nice 16 or so degrees celcius outside. Cloudy, chance of rain. Otherwise normal week. Anyways, I will go see the newest harry potter film today.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
Saithis Bladewing
Unusual things exist where many would often least expect them to be.
take a look at Wales :smallwink:
everyone ready for midnight?
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
The Great Skenardo
Well, fine. But if the next death I die isn't as a result of something delicious, I will be most. put. out.
Ok get him Alarra *smite*
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Well, my vacation is ending tomarow, and I'll be taking a day-long flight home via Air Canada. If they lose my luggage again, heads will roll.
So anyway, you guys are responsible for alerting the others should I suddenly stop posting after tomarow. You can probably assume that I died a spectacular, glorius (spelt that wrong) death in a great ball of fire.
In fact, if my spirit logs on and finds that there has been no thread posted to inform playgrounders of my untimely demise, it shall be most insulted.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
curios, in all the times i've been dragged to travel, i've never lost my luggage...
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Well, last time I went home from Dad's place, my luggage arrived at my door with a sticker that read "Greatings from China".... o.o
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Originally Posted by
Archonic Energy
take a look at Wales :smallwink:
Shaddup, English.
Are you really that scared of flying? Driving in the car is more dangerous.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
I'm not at all scared, but I just know if the plane goes down, my last thougt will be "Crap, what about AMEN?" ^_^
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Yes, what will AMEN do without Moon Called?
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What, you actually expect me to answer that?
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Um... Hold a funiral in my name?
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Enjoy the fact that you will no longer have to decipher my spelling errors? >.<"
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Funeral, honey. And I think we would, or maybe Saurous will actually make truth of Magtok's Rumors.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Nah, MC, nothing's going to happen in your flight. Try to enjoy the enjoyable parts of it, and in no time you'll be home and back to posting.
BTW, what is AMEN?
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Yes, we would hold a funiral.
...after I look up "funiral" in the dictionary. Unless you meant "funeral". :smalltongue:
AMEN, the Association of the Malicious, Evil, and Nefarious. It's a Structured Games thing.
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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...after I look up "funiral" in the dictionary. Unless you meant "funeral".
... Perhaps. >.>
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BTW, what is AMEN?
*spotlight*
To cause world-wide devistation!
To destroy the peoples within the nations!
To create evils in the vary stars above!
Ay!
MEN!
AMEN destroys paladins at the speed of light!
Surrunder now or prepare to die!