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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SweetRein
Yeah. I fixed that just after Ascension made the post.
So, a revision of my generator is at hand then?
Maybe. Up to you, of course.
The 400s are already in the original post, edited in. If you'd like I can note-send it to you without the numbering (I transferred this to excel, best move I ever made. SO MUCH EASIER now).
Also, on occasion you get "MISSING" in a field on yours. Might want to look into that?
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Ethnically Stereotyped Poser-Topless Chick (literally, a young chicken from the waist down), Incredibly awesome
Also, Product-Placement-Laden Stylish Guitar Riff and
QWERTY-Savvy Man-eating Obligatory cute animal sidekick
Greatest encounter table EVER
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by
xxrevanxx
Erotically Inclined Chocolate Tree *snicker*
Incessently Whining Pyrokinetic Kitten
Thunderously Diabetic Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
Rastafarian Breakdancing Sentient Cloud of Gas
Mouth-Breathing Tangibly Emo House-stomping T-Rex
Serial Killing Man-eating Telemarketer
LOL
So epic!
I must bump. XD
EDIT:
Ruined Sexually Frustrated Emo Kid!
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Amusingly Multiclassed Ochre Jell-O
Oh No, It's the Displacer Anthropomorphic Avatar of Broken Bones
Emancipated Gaggle of Bearbug
Boat Wearing Anarchist Buddha
Deep-Fried Immortal Chipendale Dancer
Extremely Para-False Cultural Icon
Ethnically Stereotyped Caffeinated Package of Cookies
Really, Really, REALLY Free-willed Mobile Demiplane of Fire Made of AIDS
Gelatinous Atypical Apostle
Arachnoid Blob-Leviathan
...
I just rolled up at least five epic monsters of incredible stupidity. I love this table. I want it to bear my children.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Cyber Unoriginal Monster From Another Campaign Setting.
Robo-illithids, here we go!
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Ghost-Fearing Motorcycle riding Cyborg--Sounds like a character backstory :smallbiggrin:
Pistolwhipping Flying Crotch Rocket--:smalleek:
Pope-Mobile-Riding Motorcycle riding Hobo--What?
Spray-Painted Hygenic Life Size Chessboard--Sounds like something from real life.
Abstractly Stranded Jellyfish
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
This thread actually contains enough awesomeness in it to get me to make an account, just so I can post in it. :smalltongue:
The crowning monster: Neverending Spicy Serving of bacon! :smallcool: (stats here)
Runners up: Flame-Spitting Steam-Powered Crab (found here)
Bloated Cannibalistic Thieves
Thunderously Metric Jesus
Serial Killing Flammable Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
Suspicially Humanlike Hyperbolic Jack of All Trades
Interactive Fictional 3D Story About Noisy Berserker
And the classic: Wanna-Be Punk Adventurer! :smallwink:
EDIT: This one has to be added: Wanna-Be Sex-Appeal-Abusing Pizza Delivery Specialist
EDIT 2: And these five: 8-Legged Arthropodic Zombie Head On A Stick (Speech-capable)
Pie-Faced Tormenting Successful Suicide Attempt
Lecherous Condescending Princess
Teenaged Lumpy Sentient set of women's underwear :smallyuk:
Buried Alive Member of the Society for the Preservation Of Hole-in-the-ground
This chart is the best. :smallsmile:
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
........................... ok, I think we need a campaign setting just as nonsensical as this encounter table to compliment it.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Serial Killing Defenestrating Snowman!
Pregnant Inconstanent Captain Crunch!
Nirvana-Approaching Blob-Rodent!
Masterwork Sado-masochist themed Modern Artist!
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
exquisitely adorned swamp behemoth
wannabe poly-lawyer
diamond-encrusted omni-tongued cowboy
This is pretty win.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
wow :smallconfused: One-Eyed Licorice-Wielding Zombie head on a stick
:smallbiggrin: I lurv it.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Let's try this again...
Subatomic Anarchist Yardsale (Cursed Potions of Healing 50% Off!)
Hive of Keelhauled Flying Saucer(s)
Spray-Painted Untithed Tornado
8-Legged Snarky Hooker Boots
Introspective Taffy Mime
This is still the greatest random encounter chart ever.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
I got "<Amalgamation of <Goons> and <Tax Collector>>-Man!" for my C3 (brackets included for clarify by my rolling program)
Um... I didn't realize how old the thread was - is it a problem to post in a thread a month old?
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Haven't posted here in ages, but this is fantastic!
"Holiday-themed puddle of Nazis"
"Product-Placement-Laden High-culture Elder Evil" (HPL just rolled over in his grave!)
"Carnivorous Halitosis-suffering Punks"
"Sin-Ridden Hidden-Weapon-Wielding Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)"
"Hyperventilating cannibalistic assassin" I feel a movie in the works!
It just goes on and on! Thanks!
EDIT: "Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For Inflatable Mary Sue" ... I don't think I *want* to know. :)
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
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Originally Posted by
Random832
I got "<Amalgamation of <Goons> and <Tax Collector>>-Man!" for my C3 (brackets included for clarify by my rolling program)
Um... I didn't realize how old the thread was - is it a problem to post in a thread a month old?
I sure hope not, because my brainchild is amazing and needs more love.
That's right. Off, peons, and continue to bring me the wonderful filthy lucre of my table! Bwahaha!
In other news, I get the feeling that I've distanced myself enough from it to start working on V5.0 Woo.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
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Originally Posted by
TSED
In other news, I get the feeling that I've distanced myself enough from it to start working on V5.0 Woo.
V5.0 : Now with d500s!
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
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Originally Posted by
DamnedIrishman
V5.0 : Now with d500s!
Yep.
At about 445 in every column, which is unusual. In the past I tended to fill one column really really fast and then the others would slowly catch up.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
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Originally Posted by
DamnedIrishman
V5.0 : Now with d500s!
IT HATH BEEN WROUGHT.
Let's see what you can roll up!
EDIT:: Hmm, seems I am incapable of editing the V4.0 to V5.0? That is strange.
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Hahaha, these sound like encounters from Earthbound. I love it.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
People seem hesitant, so let me spark some:
Sanctified Chainsaw-headed Marionette
Pseudopod-Wielding Ghost-Table
Fountain Of Veliciraptor Riding Baba Yagas
Kaiju'd Cave Spider Hobo
Grumpy Sumo Wrestling Nazis
Unusually Acrobatic Mechanical Toilet
Heavy Metal Skeletal Train
Quasi- Progressive Rock (or maybe a bush?)
Highly Respected Lumberjacking Crimesmith
Unusually Short Reptilian Hobo That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
Apologetically Omnitongued Angler fish
Asgardian Poisonous Mastadon
Christlike Husk of a Former Cultural Icon
Spawning Pit Of Stegosauratic Monk
Lost Chocolate-flavoured Meat Fairy
Irradiated Dire Mr. T
Claymation Mechanical Horse Archer
Seriously. This chart allows you to randomly generate a homeless kobold who is on fire. Or a Dire Mr. T. You love me and we both know it.
If any one else has NBOS Inspiration Pad, I can post the code I use for the generator. Also I think Sweetreign will probably update her automatic one once she gets wind of this, and when she does I'll first-post-link it.
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My script generates bbcode now.
- Dastardly Para-Ogopogo
- Enraged Culturally Ignorant Carnies
- Naturally Agorophobic Valkyrie
- Iron-Shod Soup, Cream of Stick figure
- Lecherous Underleveled Subnova
- Elderly Horribly disfigured Incarnation of Pure Skankitude
- Polite Member of the Society for the Preservation Of Rock1
- Rather Unimpressive Samurai Zorro!
- A plethora of Lumpy Club
- Uncephalized Love Adventurer
- QWERTY-Savvy Samurai Overlord
- Cubist Plaid Trogdor!
- Saintly Worker Co-ed
- Hallucinatory Shiny, Happy Tower Of Fey disgorging Elf
- Abusive Asbestos-Armoured Tsaritsa
- Dead Incompetent Dictator
- Particularly Visible Lascivious Artist
- Randomly Teleporting Gauze-wrapped Rust-bucket
- Creepishly Human-Like Optional Lush
- Esoteric Bearded Topless Chick2
- or maybe a bush?
- literally, a young chicken from the waist down
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I would like to propose adding Pun-Pun to C3 for the next version
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I would love to write a small program for this, if I had permission...
Stampeding Future Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
The Square Root of Crying Legendary Dreadnaught
Fanfic-Defiled Tired Old Lizardman
Hehe, I love it
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Crustaceanic Optional Event Horizon
Tentacled Local Emo Kid (Wow. Who would've thought?)
Experimental Catatonic Sentient Ooze (Yup)
AFK Atypical Art Major (All A's)
Niche-Filling Industrial Constellation
Some were cool...some I didn't get. Looks like I'll do it again.
Pie-Defacing Chocolate Subnova
I made the next ones up by pick-and-choose:
Anime-Styled Sexy Rebel Adventuring Party
Sexily Flirtful Motorcycle Riding Nurse That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
Entirely Faked Vegetarian Castle Made Out Of Pacifists
Saintly Paladin-Eating Celestial Feminist
Female Arch-Obligatory Romantic Female Lead
Wielding A Bow That Shoots Supervillains, It's A Disconcertingly feminine SOUL (yours, specifically)
Viola-Playing Blood-drinking Soccer Mom!
And back to random:
Hallowed 4 kilometer tall Pizza Delivery Specialist
Water-Walking Spawn Of The Zombie Head On A Stick (Speech-capable)
Creepishly Human-Like Reinforced Musicians
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From the old, out of date Monster Generator, I bring you...
Vacillating Flammable Paste-Eater
Size/Type: Small Fey (Fire, Swarm)
Hit Dice: 5d6+35 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: ??
Armor Class: 126, touch 14, flat-footed 125 (+1 size, +2 deflection, +1 dex, +112 natural)
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/-2
Attack: ?? +3 str-based / ?? +4 dex-based (3d8)
Full Attack: +3
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: ??
Special Qualities: ??
Saves: Fort +8, Ref +5, Will +5
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 13, Con 24, Int 16, Wis 13, Cha 12
Skills: 72 skill points with a max rank of 8 (or 9 maxed skills)
Feats: 2 feats
Enviroment: ??
Organization: ??
Challange Rating: ??
Treasure: ??
Alignment: ??
Advancement: ?? Favored Class: ??
Level Adjustment: —
Type Info
Fey
A fey is a creature with supernatural abilities and connections to nature or to some other force or place. Fey are usually human-shaped.
Traits
A fey possesses the following traits (unless otherwise noted in a creature’s entry).
* Low-light vision.
* Proficient with all simple weapons and any weapons mentioned in its entry.
* Proficient with whatever type of armor (light, medium, or heavy) that it is described as wearing, as well as all lighter types. Fey not indicated as wearing armor are not proficient with armor. Fey are proficient with shields if they are proficient with any form of armor.
* Fey eat, sleep, and breathe.
Subtype Info
Fire
A creature with the fire subtype has immunity to fire. It has vulnerability to cold, which means it takes half again as much (+50%) damage as normal from cold, regardless of whether a saving throw is allowed, or if the save is a success or failure.
Swarm
A swarm is a collection of Fine, Diminutive, or Tiny creatures that acts as a single creature. A swarm has the characteristics of its type, except as noted here. A swarm has a single pool of Hit Dice and hit points, a single initiative modifier, a single speed, and a single Armor Class. A swarm makes saving throws as a single creature. A single swarm occupies a square (if it is made up of nonflying creatures) or a cube (of flying creatures) 10 feet on a side, but its reach is 0 feet, like its component creatures. In order to attack, it moves into an opponent’s space, which provokes an attack of opportunity. It can occupy the same space as a creature of any size, since it crawls all over its prey. A swarm can move through squares occupied by enemies and vice versa without impediment, although the swarm provokes an attack of opportunity if it does so. A swarm can move through cracks or holes large enough for its component creatures.
A swarm of Tiny creatures consists of 300 nonflying creatures or 1,000 flying creatures. A swarm of Diminutive creatures consists of 1,500 nonflying creatures or 5,000 flying creatures. A swarm of Fine creatures consists of 10,000 creatures, whether they are flying or not. Swarms of nonflying creatures include many more creatures than could normally fit in a 10-foot square based on their normal space, because creatures in a swarm are packed tightly together and generally crawl over each other and their prey when moving or attacking. Larger swarms are represented by multiples of single swarms. The area occupied by a large swarm is completely shapeable, though the swarm usually remains in contiguous squares.
Traits
A swarm has no clear front or back and no discernable anatomy, so it is not subject to critical hits or flanking. A swarm made up of Tiny creatures takes half damage from slashing and piercing weapons. A swarm composed of Fine or Diminutive creatures is immune to all weapon damage. Reducing a swarm to 0 hit points or lower causes it to break up, though damage taken until that point does not degrade its ability to attack or resist attack. Swarms are never staggered or reduced to a dying state by damage. Also, they cannot be tripped, grappled, or bull rushed, and they cannot grapple an opponent.
A swarm is immune to any spell or effect that targets a specific number of creatures (including single-target spells such as disintegrate), with the exception of mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects) if the swarm has an Intelligence score and a hive mind. A swarm takes half again as much damage (+50%) from spells or effects that affect an area, such as splash weapons and many evocation spells.
Swarms made up of Diminutive or Fine creatures are susceptible to high winds such as that created by a gust of wind spell. For purposes of determining the effects of wind on a swarm, treat the swarm as a creature of the same size as its constituent creatures. A swarm rendered unconscious by means of nonlethal damage becomes disorganized and dispersed, and does not reform until its hit points exceed its nonlethal damage.
Swarm Attack
Creatures with the swarm subtype don’t make standard melee attacks. Instead, they deal automatic damage to any creature whose space they occupy at the end of their move, with no attack roll needed. Swarm attacks are not subject to a miss chance for concealment or cover. A swarm’s statistics block has “swarm” in the Attack and Full Attack entries, with no attack bonus given. The amount of damage a swarm deals is based on its Hit Dice, as shown in the table.
A swarm’s attacks are nonmagical, unless the swarm’s description states otherwise. Damage reduction sufficient to reduce a swarm attack’s damage to 0, being incorporeal, and other special abilities usually give a creature immunity (or at least resistance) to damage from a swarm. Some swarms also have acid, poison, blood drain, or other special attacks in addition to normal damage.
Swarms do not threaten creatures in their square, and do not make attacks of opportunity with their swarm attack. However, they distract foes whose squares they occupy, as described below.
Swarm HD Swarm Base Damage
1-5 1d6
6-10 2d6
11-15 3d6
16-20 4d6
21 or more 5d6
Distraction (Ex)
Any living creature vulnerable to a swarm’s damage that begins its turn with a swarm in its square is nauseated for 1 round; a Fortitude save (DC 10 + ½ swarm’s HD + swarm’s Con modifier; the exact DC is given in a swarm’s description) negates the effect. Spellcasting or concentrating on spells within the area of a swarm requires a Concentration check (DC 20 + spell level). Using skills that involve patience and concentration requires a DC 20 Concentration check.
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A high-five deploying director of meatloaf.
Intriguing...
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
v6.0!
The standard "another 100 have been added to each category" but in addition to that I standardized (or tried to) the use of capitalization. Nothing was QUITE as irksome as seeing randomly Capitalized words, so You know, I figured That maybe I should fix that.
I've been using a program called Inspiration Pad Pro 2 to automate the actual rolling process for myself for the past couple iterations, so I finally thought to let you guys in on that action. (It's free)
Step 1:
Get http://www.nbos.com/products/ipad/ipad.htm
Step 2:
Make a new .txt
Step 3:
Copy paste the following into it:
Spoiler
Show
Code:
Table: Random Product
90: [@C1] [@C2] [@C3]
4: [@C1] [@C3]
4: [@C2] [@C3]
1: [@C1] [@C1] [@C3]
1: [@C2] [@C2] [@C3]
Table: C1
[@C1] [@C1]
[@C2] [@C2]
[@C3] Encrusted With
[@C3] Wielding
[@C3]-Tossing
8-Legged
80's style
A Fight Between A [@C3] And A
A Particularly Ugly
A Plethora of
Aberrational
Abjurative
Absolutely Talentless
Abstract(ly)
Abusive
Accident-Prone
Acid Blooded
Acid-Breathing
Acidic
Advertised
Aerial
AFK
Aggressive(ly)
Agorophobic
Airy
Alchemical(ly)
All-Consuming
All-Natural
All-Tasting
Ambulatory
Ammonia-Splattered
Amusing(ly)
Anecdotal(ly)
Angry
Angsty
Anime-Styled
Antialiased
Antiarctic
Anticlimatic
Antisocial
Antlered
Aphrodesiacal(ly)
Apocalyptic
Apologetic(ally)
Aquarial
Arachnoid
Arbitrar(il)y
Arctic
Artificially Inflated
Ascending
Asgardian
Asphyxiating
Athsmatic
Atlatl wielding
Atmospheric
Atomic
Axe-Breathing
Baby-Eating
Bad
Baptized
Basement-Dwelling
Battle-Hardened
Bed-Ridden
Behold... The
Benevolent
Big-Boned
Bilateral
Bird-Brained
Black
Black-Hearted
Black-Toothed
Bleeding
Bling-coated
Bloated
Bloodied
Bloodletting
Boat-Wearing
Boisterous
Bootlegged Copy Of A
Born Again
Boston-Cream-Filled
Braindead
Buried
Burned
Burning
Campaign-Hating
Candy
Card-Tossing
Carnal
Carnivorous
Cavernous
Ceramic
Chalky
Charnel
Cheap
Child-Filled
Childless
Christlike
Chronically Punctual
Church-Dwelling
Circle Of
Clan of
Classical
Classically Trained
Claymation
Clean-Shaven
Cleavage-Enhanced
Coiled
Colossal
Complete
Composed of Bread and Wine, It's A
Concussive
Confused
Constantly Commode-Requiring
Convoluted
Corrupt
Corset-Clad
Cowardly
Creepishly Human-Like
Creepy
Crimefighting
Crossdressing
Crusading
Crustaceanic
Cryptic
Cryptidesque
Cubist
Cuddly
Curruscating
Custom-Made
Cute
Dakka-Needing
Dark
Dashing
Dastardly
Dead
Deep-Fried
Delicious
Despicable
Destiny-Driven
Diamond-Encrusted
Diaphanous
Difficult
Diminutive
Disemboweled
Disgorged
Disobedient
Disruptive(ly)
Divinely Armoured
Divinely Malevolent
Door-Slamming
Draconic
Drugged
Druid-Angering
Dungeon-Raiding
Dwarf-Throwing
Dying
Dynamic
Ecstatic
Elder(ly)
Electrified
Elf-Drowning
Elvis-Impersonating
Emancipated
Emotionally-Unstable
Encephalized
Endangered
Enraged
Entirely Faked
Epileptic
Erotically Inclined
Esoteric
Eternal(ly)
Ethereal(ly)
Ethical
Ethnically Stereotyped
Everflumphing
Eviscerating
Evocative
Exhausted
Existentialist
Exotic
Experienced
Experimental
Expiring
Explosive
Exquisitely Adorned
Extreme(ly)
False(ly)
Fanfiction-Defiled
Farming
Female
Filching
Fine-Sized
First-Born
Flame-Spitting
Flash-Frozen
Flesh Of The
Fleshy
Fletched
Flirty
Floating
Force-Sensitive
Fossilized
Fountain Of
Four-Wheel-Drive-Capable
Fractal
Frictionless
Frisking
Frog Vomiting
From The Most Distant Lands Imagineable, It's A
Frozen
Fumigated
Furry Hunting
Fuzzy
Gadget-Laden
Gargantuan
Garlic Scented
Gelatinous
Generic
Ghost-Fearing
Giftshop-Running
Glaive-Glaive-Guisarme-Glaive Wielding
Glass-Crushing
Good-Natured
Googled
Gothic
Grateful
Gravy Coated
Grudge-Harbouring
Grumpy
Grunge-Harbouring
Guest-Starring
Guitar-Wielding
Gumball Blasting
Habit-Wearing
Halitosaic
Hallowed
Hallucinatory
Hardcoded
Headbanging
Headless
Heavily Armed
Heavy Metal
Hedonistic
Helicopter-Riding
Hexed
Hidden
High-In-Vitamins
Highfive-Deploying
Highly Respected
Hindu
Hive Of
Hoard-Wearing
Hole-Dwelling
Holiday-Themed
Hollow
Holographic
Horde-Wearing
Host-Dependent
Hotrodding
Huge
Humanoid
Humming
Hyperventilating
Hypocritical
Illegal(ly)
Imaginary
Imperial
Imported
Impressionist
Imprisoned
Incessantly Whining
Incoherent
Inebriated
Inside Out
Instinctive(ly)
Instrospective
Interactive Fictional 3D Story About
Internally-LED-Lit
Intrinsically
Investigative
Iron-Shod
Ironic
Irradiated
It's Anything But A
Kaiju'd
Kama Sutric
Kamikaze
Ketchup Covered
Kitten-Harvesting
Lacquered
Land Of The
Lantern-Headed
Large
Larva-Infested
Laser-Guided
Lasso'd
Laughing
Lawn-Mowing
Lecherous
Legendary
Levitating Unsettlingly
Lightcycle-Riding
Lithe, Sensual
Litigated
Load-Bearing
Locomotive
LOOK IT'S A
Lost
Lovecraftian
Magic
Magical(ly)
Male
Malevolent
Maniacal(ly)
Many-Angled
Marching
Marginalized
Marker-Sniffing
Masterwork
Masticating
Mediocre(ly)
Medusaic
Melf's
Menacing
Misgendered
Mistranslated
Mitten-Clad
Morally Defecit
Morbidly Obese
Moshing
Mouth-Breathing
Multi-Shadowed
Multidimensional
Mummified
Napping
Narcoleptic
National Geographic's Book Of
Natural(ly)
Neon-Lit
Neverending
Niche-Filling
Nine-Armed
Nirvana-Approaching
Non-Canon
Notostigmomorphic
Nudist
Nutmeg-Seasoned
Oblique
Oblivious(ly)
Obsessive-Compulsive
Offensive
Oh No, It's The
Old Southern
Ominous
Omnipotent
One SASSY
One-Eyed
Onomatopeidic
Orthogonic
Ostracized
Otiluke's Irresistable
Over The Top
Overcompensating
Overnight-Mailed
Paladin-Eating
Paladin-Spitting
Pan-Dimensional
Pantalooned
Pants-Wearing
Paradigm-Shifting
Parliament Of
Parrot-Wearing
Particularly Visible
Pathetical(ly)
Patriotic
Peon-Crushing
Percussionist
Perennial
Perpetual
Perplexing(ly)
Pie-Defacing
Pie-Faced
Piney
Pistolwhipping
Plague-Ridden
Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For
Poetic
Pointy-Haired
Polite
Polygonal
Polymorphed
Polyps Of A
Poorly Drawn
Poorly Proportioned
Poorly-Assembled
Pope-Mobile-Riding
Porous
Pot-Bellied
Potato-Constructed
Power-Armoured
Powerthirst-Bearing
Praise-Giving
Praise-Worthy
Precarious(ly)
Pregnant
Presumably (a)
Previously Decapitated
Priestly
Primordial
Product-Placement-Laden
Profane(ly)
Profanely Benevolent
Profanity-Spewing
Promiscuous
Pseudopod-Wielding
Psionic
Psychopathic
Psychotic
Pulsing
Pun Involving A
Quadrupally Amputated
Quasi-
Quite-Likeable-For-A-Random-Encounter
QWERTY-Savvy
Rain Of
Raisin-Encrusted
Rampaging
Rancid
Rancorous
Randomly Teleporting
Rare
Rastafarian
Rather Unimpressive
Raving
Really, Really, REALLY
Redheaded
Regally Adorned
Reincarnated
Renaissance
Renally Troubled
Resizing
Reverse
Rickrolling
Ridiculous(ly)
Rigorous(ly)
Rotting
Ruined
Russian
Sacred(ly)
Sacrificed
Saint(ly)
Sanctified
Scared
Schrodinger's
Scientific
Seizuretastic
Self-Absorbed
Self-Contained
Self-Evolved
Self-Referential
Self-Replicating
Serial Killing
Seven
Sewer-Dwelling
Sex-Appeal-Abusing
Sex(il)y
Shiny, Happy
Shovel-Proficient
Simplistical(ly)
Sin-Ridden
Six-Man Team Of
Skulleted
Slandered
Small
Small-Moon Sized
Snoring
Snuggly
Soap-Opera-Style
Societicidal
Sorcerous
Spawning Pit Of
Spectral
Spherical
Spindly
Spine-Breaking
Spirited
Spiteful
Spray-Painted
Squeaky
Squealing
Squirming
Squirrel-Summoning
Stained Glass
Stampeding
Starry-Eyed
Suave
Subatomic
Subepic
Submarine-Riding
Successful
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Survivor of a
Suspicially Humanlike
Swarm-Of-Tiny-Men Controlling A
Swashbuckling
Symbolic
Synchronized Pair Of
Syrupy
Tasha's Hideous
Tattooed
Tauric
Tea-Sipping
Teenaged
Tentacled
Terrestrial
The Dimension Of
The Mother Of All
The Square Root Of
Theatrical
Therapeutic
Thieving
Thorny
Three-Headed
Three-legged
Throttled
Thunderous(ly)
Tick-Infested
Tin-Plated
Tiny
Titanic
Titillating
Tittering
Tofu-Flavoured
Toilet-Feeding
Topiary
Totalitarian
Totally Buff
Towel-Having
Toxic
Trackable
Transmutative
Transparent
Traveling
Trendy
Trivial(ly)
Truncated
Turquoise
Twitchy
Uncephalized
Undead
Underwater
Undiluted
Unexpected
Unfeeling
Unfinished
Unfortunate(ly)
Unfurnished
Ungulating
Unhallowed
Unidentifiable
Uninteresting(ly)
Unmoveable
Unspeakably (/e)
Unstoppable
Unsubtle
Unusually Acrobatic
Unusually Short
Unworthy
Ursine
User-Friendly
Vacationing
Vacillating
Vainglorious
Verbose
Vicarious(ly)
Victorious
Viola-Playing
Viral
Viscuous
Vivacious
Vocally Protesting
Voyeuristic
Waffle-like
Wand-Wielding
Wanna-Be
Water-Walking
Wealthy
Wee L'il
Well-Organized Squad Of
Well-Prepared
Well-Read
Well-Sculpted
Wheeling and Dealing
Whiny
Wielding A Bow That Shoots [@C3], It's A
Wood-Growing
Worldly
Zealous
EndTable:
Table: C2
[@C1] [@C1]
[@C2] [@C2]
[@C3] Grafted To The Back Of A
[@C3] That Isn't At All Like A
[@C3]-Addicted
[@C3]-disgorging
[@C3]-Eating
[@C3]-Mounted
{1d12}
{40d40}
1930's Gangster Style
1990's Comic Book Edgy
4 Kilometer Tall
Abiotic
Abusive
Acrobatic
Agorophobic
Air-Headed
Alcoholic
Alive
Alkaline
All-Terrain-
Aloe-Vera
Aluminium
Amorphous
Amourous
Amphibious
Amplified
Analogous
Anarchist
Androgynous
Anenome-Coated
Anti-
Anti-gravity
Arachnophobic
Arcanic
Arch-
Archaic
Archer-
Armed
Arthropodic
Artificial
Asbestos-Armoured
ASCII-Rendered
Ash-breathing
Atypical
Awakened
Axiomatic
Aztecan
Baby
Bacon-Serving
Balding
Bane Of
Banshee-Howling
Barbecued
Bat-
Bazooka-Wielding
Bearded
Beastly
Bee-Covered
Beer-
Bikini-Clad
Blackmailing
Bladed
Blasphemous
Blind
Blob-
Blood-Drinking
Bone
Boneless
Boogie-
Brain
Brain-Eating
Breakdancing
Bubble-Wrapped
Bubbly
Cadaverous
Caffeinated
Calcified
Calculating
Cancer-
Cannibalistic
Capitalistic
Captain
Carcinogenic
Catatonic
Cave Spider
CD-Throwing
Celebratory
Celestial
Cesium
Chainsaw-Headed
Chainsaw-Surfing
Charismatic
Cheddar
Cheese-
Cheeseless
Cheesy-Pick-Up-Line-Using
Chemically Assisted
Chicken Infested
Childlike
Chlorine
Chocolate
Chocolate-Coated
Chocolate-Flavoured
Chromatic
Classic
Clean
Clockwork
Cloned
Cloud-
Cobweb-Covered
Commercial
Condescending
Construct-Wearing
Cool-Hat-Clad
Corporate
Creeping
Crimesolving
Crocodile-Wrestling
Crusty
Crying
Crystalline
Culinary
Culturally Ignorant
Cursed
Cutie-
Cyber
Daft
Dairy
Dante's
Dead-Small-Child Possessed
Death-
Deceased
Deep-sea diving
Defenestrating
Dehydrated
Demonic
Desert-Based
Dessert-Based
Devil-
Diabetic
Dire
Director Of
Disconcertingly Feminine
Displacer
Disproportionately Strong
Doctor
Domestic
Double-Parked
Dragon-Riding
Dramatic
Dread-
DRM-Free
DRM-Infested
Dubiously Pretentious
Earth-themed
Educational
Effeminate
Elder
Elite
Elitist
Embarrassingly Weak
Enchanted
Engineered
Entirely Regular (bowels-wise)
Entirely Regular (no unusual characteristics)
Entropic
Escaped
Ex-
Exception That Proves The
Exotic-Weapon-Wielding
Explosively Decompressing
Eye-Plucking
Fairy
Fallen
Fast-Food
Father Of All
Faux-Punk
Feathered
Feebleminded
Festering
Filth
First Edition
Fishnetted
Flaming
Flammable
Flatulent
Flying
Flying Carpet riding
Ford-Truck-Driving
Foreboding
Fornicating Pair Of
Fortified
Fortuitous
Fortunate
Fourth Edition
Free-willed Motile Demiplane of
Freezing
Fungal-Based
Funky
Funny-Looking
Future
Gaggle of
Gardening
Garishly Coloured
Gauze-Wrapped
Ghastly
Ghost Of A(n)
Ghost-
Giant
Giga-
Giggling
Glitter
Glowing
Gluttonous
Gnoll-Riding
Goat-Cheese-Hoarding
Golem Composed of Tiny Little
Gooey
Gore-Splattered
Greater
Gulper
Gummy
Gun-Fu
Gunpowder-
Guy With The Breath Of A
Half-man, Half-
Halfling
Halitosis-suffering
Hallucinating
Handlebar-Moustached
Hard-core
Harmonically Pinched
Heir To The Throne Of
Helium
Hello Kitty
Heroic
Hidden-Weapon-Wielding
Hideous
High
High-Culture
Hilarious
Hill
Hippity-Hop
Hob-
Hollendaise-Soaked
Honey-Covered
Horribly Disfigured
Hotshot
Hover-
Howler
Hungry, Hungry
Husk of a Former
Hydrated
Hygienic
Hyper
Hyper-Intelligent (relatively or otherwise)
Hyperbolic
i-
Icarian
Ice-
Illusory
Immolated
Immortal
Impotent
Inadequate Feeling
Inbred
Incompetent
Inconstanent
Incorporeal
Incredibly Masculine
Industrial
Inexplicably Medium Sized
Inflatable
Insane
Internet
Intimidating
Intricately Wired
Iron
Jazz-
Jet-Propelled
Jewel-Encrusted
Juvenile
Keelhauled
Knights of the Round
Knowledge of
Knuckle-
Kung Fu
Lady-
Laid Back
Lap-top Carrying
Larcenous
Lascivious
Latin-Derived
Latrine
Law-Abiding
Lead
Lego
Lesbian
Lesser
Liberal
Liberal-Arts-Degree-Holding
Licensed
Licorice-Wielding
Live Action
Living Wall of
Local
Loquacious
Love
Low-Sodium
Lumberjacking
Luminescent
Lumpy
Lycanthropic
Lying
Lyre Of
Mafia Comprised Of
Magic-proof
Magical
Magma-Powered
Maintenence
Mammoth-Riding
Man Of
Man-Eating
Man's
Many-Eyed
Marketecturizing
Martian
Mashed
Masked
Maze-Dwelling
Meaty
Mechanical
Melting
Member of the Society for the Preservation Of
Mercury
Metaironic
Metallic
Metameric
Metric
Militant
Miniature
Monastic Order Of The
Monochromatic
Monotonous
Monstrous
Motion
Motorcycle Riding
Mountain Of
Mucous
Multi-Dimensional
Multiclassed
Mutated
Mythological
Naive
Nano-
Narcissistic
Necro-
Necromantic
Needy
Neo-Dwarven
Night
Ninja
Noble
Noisy
Nutritious
Obelisk of
Obviously Homosexual
Octogenarian
Octogonal
Omnitongued
One-Handed
Oozing
Opera
Opiates-Addicted
Optional
Organic
Origami
Orky
Overly
Oversized
Oversized-Weapon-Wielding
Paint-Sniffing
Pajama-Clad
Paper
Para-
Parked
Parody of a
Particularly Hairy
Pervert
Pink
Pirate
Pit-
Pixelated
Pixie-
Plaid
Plastic
Pocket-
Pod-
Poetry-Writing
Pogo-Stick Riding
Poisonous
Polar
Pollution-Ingesting
Poly-
Polystyrene
Ponderous
Poorly Written
Pop-Culture
Porcelain
Poser-
Possessed
Power Word:
Prank
Prince
Prismatic
Pro-
Professional
Progressive
Prophecized
Propogandist
Prostitute Riding
Psoriasis-Ray Wielding
Psychic
Psychotherapeutic
Puddle of
Punk
Pure
Purple
Pyrokinetic
Quarter-Inch Tall
Queen
Questionably Platonic
Radical
Rainbow-Themed
Rebel
Rebellious
Redeemed
Redneck
Refracted
Regenerating
Regretful
Reinforced
Reptilian
Residential
Retardent
Revolutionary
Rhinocerous-
Rhyming
Rhythm
Riderless
Riding-
Roaming Band Of
Rock-And-Roll
Rocket-Propelled
Rodeo
Rogue
Runed
Saber-Toothed
Sado-Masochist Themed
Saint
Samurai
Sand
Satirical
Screaming
Sea-
Secret
Seductive
Senatorial
Septic
Sexually Frustrated
Sexy
Shambhalaing
Shambling
Shatner-esque
Shell of a
Sherrif
Shish-Ka-
Shotgun
Skeletal
Sluggish
Smash-Hit-Single Recording
Smoked
Smoking
Snakes On A
Snarky
Snowball-Spitting
Snowman-
Soapy
Soda
Soothsaying
Sorcellous
Soup, Cream of
Space
Spaghetti-Covered
Spat-Spouting
Spawn Of The
Spellstitched
Spicy
Spiked
Spin-Doctored
Spinning
Spirit-
Splintered
Squealing
Steam-Powered
Steamy
Stegosauratic
Stereotyped
Sterilized
Stomping
Storm
Stranded
Straw-Stuffed
Street
Stylish
Styrofoam
Sumo Wrestling
Super-Effective
Super-Powered
Supplanted
Swamp
Swarm of
Sword-Swallowing
Swordproof
Taffy
Tagged
Tangibly Emo
Tank-Driving
Taser-Tagged
Tasselated
Technical
Techno-
Thai Cuisine-Themed
Thuggish
Tightly Wound
Timbit-Tossing
Timeless
Tired Old
Toffee
Tongue-Twisting
Tooth-Collecting
Tormenting
Tower Of
Traditional
Traditional Chinese
Traditional Dwarven
Traditional Norse
Tree-Sap
Trenchcoat-Clad
Tri-Polar
Tricera-
Trippy
Tusked
Two-Dimensional
Tyrannical
Ultra
Uncoordinated
Underbite-Suffering
Underleveled
Underperforming
Undersized
Unoriginal
Unpaid
Unrealistically Fragile
Untithed
Unusually Dextrous
Unusually Tough
Ur-
Urinal
Utilitarian
Utopiatic
Vampiric
Vegetarian
Veliciraptor Riding
Verminous
Voodoo
Voracious
Vorpal
War
Warforged
Warmongering
Warrior
Wart-wielding
Waxy
Well-Intentioned
Well-Padded
Well-Polished
Were-
Western-Styled
Wheelie-Popping
Whispering
Whistling
Wig-Wearing
Wooly
Worker
Wounded
Youthful
Zombified
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Table: C3
-burg
-opolis
[@C1] [@C2] [@C3]
[@C3] Butcherer
[@C3] Fest
[@C3] Made Of Tiny Little [@C3]s!
[@C3] Of The Deep
[@C3] Of the GODS!
[@C3] That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
[@C3]-Demon
[@C3]-Man!
[@C3]-o-Matic
[@C3]-osaurus
[@C3]Monster
[@C3]smith
[@C3]swarm
Abuse Victim
Accountant
Actor
Admiral
Adventurer
Adventuring Party
Agent
Akupara
Alchemist
Amalgamation of [@C3] and [@C3]
Anenome of the State
Angler fish
Anglosaxon
Angry Poptarts
Animated Pocket Knife
Animated Teddy Bear
Anime Fan
Anime-Spawn
Anklyosaurus
Ant Colony
Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)
Anthropomorphic Leech
Anticlimax
Antidisestablishmentarianist
Antihero
Apostle
Aquanaut
Arctopus
Armadillo
Art Major
Artist
Assassin
Astronaut
Aunts
Autolaundromaton
Automaton
Autopsy In Progress
Axolotl
Baba Yaga
Babes
Babysitter
Bacteria
Badger
Baker
Ballerina
Barbecue
Barracuda
Batman
Battleship
Bear
Bearbug
Beast
Beatles, The
Beaver
Bee Hive
Beguiler
Behemoth
Beholden
Berserker
Biochemist
Biologist
Bishop
Blue Screen of Death
Book of Nine Recipes
Bourgesie
Buddha
Bug Of Some Sort (it's creepy and hard to tell)
Bugbear
Business Men
Butler
Butt Acne
Cactus
Cadaver
Cakes
Cancer Patient
Cannoneer
Captain Crunch
Car Winch
Cardinal
Carebears
Carnies
Carnivorous Plant
Carp
Castle Made Out Of [@C3]s
Cavalier
Cavalry
Cave Men
Centaur
Cephalopod
Chainsaw
Chauffeur
Chav
Cheerleader
Chef
Chess Piece
Chevalier
Chicken
Child
Chimera
Chimney Sweep
Chippendale Dancer
Chosen One (third choice)
Chupacabra
Cicada
Circus
Clown
Club
Co-ed
Comedian
Communists
Conspiracy Theorist
Constellation
Construct-Sidekick
Cookies (Package Of)
Cowboy
Crab
Cradlerobber
Crazy Cat Lady
Creepy Old Man
Crimesmith
Crocodile
Crossdresser
Crotch Rocket
Crows
Crusader
Crustacean
Cuisinart
Cultist
Cultural Icon
Cyborg
Dadaist
Dave
Deaf Knight
Deathsquad
Demon
Dental Hygienist
Deposed Communist Dictator
Dictator
Dinosaur
Doctor
Dodecapede
Dog
Donkey
Doublehawk
Douchewagon
Dove
Dragon
Draugr
Drone
Drowning Chamber
Duck
Dwarf
Earthworm
Eel
Elder Evil
Elemental
Elephant
Elf
Elk
Emo Kid
Emu
Enemy of the State
Engineer
Euphoria
Evangelist
Event Horizon
Eviscerater
Ex-Familiar
Executioner
Executive
Experiment
Father-Figure
Feminist
Fey
Fiend
Fighter
Fire made of AIDS
Fisherman
Fleetmind
Flying Machine
Flying Saucer
Flying Tank
Folk
Formorian
Freshly Baked Pie
Frog
Furry
G/Mary Sue
Gadgeteer
Gardener
Gazebo
Gelatinous Cube
Gelatinous Pyramid
Gemcutter
Ghost
Ghoul-Friend
Giant
Giant Space Hamster
Gingerbread Man
Gnome
Gnorc
Goblin
God / Goddess
Goldfish (in a fish bowl)
Golem
Goons
Graffiti Artist
Graverobber
Gremlins
Grig
Grue
Guitar Riff
Guitar-Instructor
Gun Nut
Guttersnipe
Hallucination
Hammerer
Handful of Coins
Hangman
Harlequin
Harlot
Heart Burn
Hillbillies
Hippopotamus
Hippy Communion
Hipster
Historical Monument
Hobo
Hole-in-the-ground
Hooker Boots
Hoopsnake
Horse
Horse Archer
Hot librarian
House-Stomping T-Rex
Hugbot (or Lovebot if ECLs > 10!)
Humanoid
Hummingbird
Hunchback
Hydra
Ice berg
Illithid
Illusionist
Imp
Incarnation of Pure Skankitude
Inevitable
Inferno
Inquisiter
Intern
Internal Combustion Engine
Internet Meme
Investment Banker
Irate Customer
Jabberwocky
Jack of All Trades
Jellyfish
Jester
Jesus
Joggers
JRPG Protagonist
Judge
Kangaroo
Kick-Boxer
Killer Bees
Kitchen Sink
Kitten
Kiwi Bird
Knight
Knobgoblin
Kobold
Kraken
Land-Squid
Lantern Archon
Laptop computer
Lawyer
Legendary Dreadnaught
Legion
Lemmings (in full stampede)
Leprachaun
Leviathan
Lick-Boxer
Life-sized Chessboard (complete with pieces)
Lion
Living Cave Drawing
Living Spell
Lizardman
Locksmith
Loot
Lovers Caught In The Act
Lumberjack
Lurch
Lush
Machine
Mad Scientist
Mafia member
Magic Mouth
Magic Mouth-Puncher
Magical Beast With More X's In Its Name Than Vowels
Mailman
Man
Marionette
Marketers
Martial Artist
Mass of hair
Masseuse
Mastadon
Meat Fairy
Meatloaf
Mech
Mechanic
Mechanotherapist
Medusa
Messiah
Methhead
Mexican Style Bandito
Mime
Mining Constructs
Misplaced Apostrophe
Missingno
Mistress
Mobile Phone (Animated Object)
Modern Artist
Modron
Molotov Cocktail
Monk
Monkey
Monolith
Monorail
Monster From Another Campaign Setting
Moose
Motortricycle
Mount
Mouse
Mr. T
Mug of Lager
Munchkin
Murder Victim
Musicians
Mustang
Mustard Package
Nautilus
Nazis
Nerd
Newt
Noosesmith
Nuclear Dumplings
Nun
Nurse
Obligatory Cute Animal Sidekick
Obligatory Romantic Female Lead
Ocelot
Ochre Jell-O.
Ogopogo
Ogre
Oompa Loompas
Orca
Orphan
Ostrich
Outsider
Overlord
Pacifist
Pagan
Paragon Mosquito
Party Dude/tte
Paste-Eater
Patrick Stewart
Peasant Named "Rolfor Inishi Tiv."
Peldagryph
Penguin
Personel
Petunias (potted)
Philosopher
Philosophical Concept Anthropomorphicized
Phoenix
Picketers
Pile of Ooze
Ping Pong Balls
Pink Floyd Reunion Tour
Piranha
Pizza Delivery Specialist
Platyhelminthes
Platypus
Plot Device
Plot Twist
Plumber
Pod People
Poker Game Using A 'Deck of Many Things', Already In Progress.
Poopsmith
Pop-Out book
Pope
Porn Star
Portal (to another dimension) (the second, specifically)
Potash-Maker
Potion of [@C3]
Priest
Princess
Procrastinator
Professor
Psychonaut
Pudding
Punks
Puppy
Purple Worm
Quetzacoatl
Rabbi
Racial Supremicist
Railroad
Rapper
Raven
Raver
Rebelling Proletariat
Rebellion
Record Collection
Redcap
Refridgerator
Remorhaz
Renaissance Artist
Rhamphorhynchus
Rhinoceras
Ring-Wraith
Roach
Roady
Robot
Rock (or maybe a bush?)
Rodent (or Rodent-Like Mammal)
Rogue
Roper
Rotunda
Rust Monster
Rust-bucket
Sackboy
Sahuagin-And-Tonic
Salamander
Salesman
Sammiches
Samuel L. Jackson
Sasquatch
Satyr That Plays A Different Kind Of 'Pipe'
Savescummer
Scabs
Scalykind (because of a skin condition)
Scarab Beetle
Scarecrow
Scene Kid
School Teacher
Scientologist
Scout
Script Kiddy
Scum
Sell-Outs
Sensei
Sentient Cloud of Gas
Sentient Ooze
Sentient Set of Women's Underwear
Sentient Sword
Serving of Bacon
Sexophonist
Shaman
Ship
Shirley Temple
Shogun
Siamese Twins
Siren
Sixsixsixie (think Pixie, Nixie, etc.)
Skeleton Trapped In A Suit Of Flesh
Snail
Snotlings
Snowman
Soccer Mom
Sock Puppet
Soldier
Soothsayer
Sorcerer
SOUL (yours, specifically)
Soul-Sistah
Sphere of Mild Annihilation
Sphere of Ultimate Exasperation
Sphinx
Stalker / Fanboy Multiclass
Stalker, Visible
Star
Statue
Stereotypical 1970's-Movie-Style Kung Fu Master
Stick Figure
Sticks (from snakes)
Streetrat
Subnova
Successful Suicide Attempt
Succubus
Superheroes
Supervillains
Surfer Dude
SUV
Swarm of Prawn
Swashbuckler
Sylph
Table
Taco
Talking Stop Sign (named 'Greg')
Tankgirl
Tax Collector
Taxi Driver
Telemarketer
Termites
Terrorists
Theologist
Thieves
Thrasher
Thresher
Thug
Tiger
Time Traveller
Titan
Toad
Toilet
Tombraider
Tooth
Topless Chick (exactly what mental image just came to mind)
Topless Chick (literally, a young chicken from the waist down)
Tornado
Towering Phallic Representation
Trailer Park
Train
Traps
Treant
Treasure Type XXX
Tree
Trogdor!
Troglodyte
Troll
Trooper
Tsaritsa
Turtle
Tyranid Horde
Umberhulk
Unicorn
Unladen Swallow
Unnecessary Fortitude Save
Unrecognizable Mass of Jaggies
Urchin
Utahraptor
Vagrant
Valkyrie
Vampire
Vandal
Vermin
Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
Vigilante
Violinist
Voyeur
Vulcans
Wageslave
Walrus
Waltz
Warlock
Weasel
Week-Old Pizza
Wendigo
Whale
Wheat Thresher
Whirlwind of [@C3]s
Whitesmith
Wigger
Windmill
Witch
Witch Doctor
Witch That Will Turn Into A [@C3]
Witch That Will Turn You Into A [@C3]
Wizard
Wookie
Worm
WoW Player
Writer's Block
Xenomorph
Xylophone (self-playing)
Yardsale
Yeti
Yog-Sothoth
Youth
Yuppy
Zergling
Zomb-Bees
Zombie
Zorro
EndTable:
Step 4:
Rename the .txt to a .ipt
Step 5:
Place it in a folder that Inspiration Pad Pro 2 uses
Step 6:
Enjoy!
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Frog Vomiting Traditional Dwarven Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)
:smalleek:
Fleshy Church-Dwelling Feminist
:smalleek:
Survivor of a Reinforced Magic Mouth-Puncher
:smallconfused:
Wheeling and Dealing Hyperbolic Kitchen Sink
Okay, yeah, best encounter table ever. I give.
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
How does a highly respected crocodile wrestling beehive work?