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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Ah, Ruy Lopez? Typical...Oh, did you like the package, ducky?
You may call me E.
1. E3
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I prefer open games. Also, that's not a legitimate move. You told me to go first, which makes me white and you black. Did you mean e6?
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It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL!!
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Originally Posted by
Slii Arhem
Through a portal made of pure, writhing shadow and smelling of fresh apple cider, the package that was left at the door of the casino is shunted to the Wall, along with a note and a crisp, golden apple with a tastefully nude catgirl drawn on the side.
Pfffthahahahaha, someone tell this little upstart that if he's going to be bothering immortals, he should start doing some reading up first. Magtok's not even at the casino he abandoned and I've still got to deal with gifts from his adoring fans. Someone make sure he gets this for me? I'm sure it'll be a laugh. Now, back to attending my guests. Toodles!
Thanks, Eris. Someone mind opening this package for me? I'm kinda busy right now, and whatever he feels like saying to me, I'm sure it's nothing that can't be shared publicly.
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Ah, apoligies Master Tobias, was confused. Yes, e6. I'm always Black. White is unlucky for me. I have never been beaten Master Tobias! But...you ARE a God. Did the bomb actually hurt you?
Ah! Greetings Master Magtok!
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
I've seen many hilarious things on the Wall, but an allegedly chess-obsessed guy having no idea how to play chess probably makes the top ten.
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1.e4 e6
2.d4
Of course not. As assassination attempts go, it was rather pathetic. Many people have sent bombs to HALO in the past.
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If you've never been beaten at chess with your knowledge of its rules, I am led to believe you've either never played chess or only played it against small animals.
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Hey now! Just because we're small, doesn't mean we're bad at chess. That's just uncalled for.
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1. H6, quiet peanut gallery, you try to play chess with a god...I never finished programming the chess program...well, lets try, shall we E?
Perhaps the plague did anything?
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Originally Posted by
The Alexandrian
Oi! Nutter! No characters allowed! IC text only or I will hunt you down and edaciously consume your flesh! You would make for a mighty convenient snack standing idly nearby while I'm writing this! And it is just about time for my mid-morning meal...
Actually, could you please continue to stand perfectly still in one spot for me for another minute or two, pretty please with sugar on top?
And I'll have you know that I, Professor Moriarty, am, in fact, real and I resent your accusations as to the contrary, boy. Do your research before scrawling such lies upon a public medium facilitating information exchange!
-Professor Arnold Moriarty
P.S. Invest in books featuring helpful tips on how to print letters. And please continue with discussing your "evil" schemes with your cronies on this Wall.
)(I apologize, I didn't realize it was text only.)(
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1.e4 e6
2.d4 h6
3.Nc3
I know he has fleas, but I wouldn't call Reinholdt a plague bearer.
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Originally Posted by
OrchestraHc
Chess is for nerds. What's your card game?
XoXo Blondie
I can play a mean hand of Magic, if you know the rules.
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"E, what's next? Inns and package delivery grows old."
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Originally Posted by
FireFox
1.e4 e6
2.d4 h6
3.Nc3
I know he has fleas, but I wouldn't call Reinholdt a plague bearer.
Damn you're good. I should just stick to the bomb chess next time, or checkers. Hm... C6.
Not him, there's a virus I have in there, It blew up and released, you did keep it in quarantine, right?
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Originally Posted by
singingnoodle
1. H6, quiet peanut gallery, you try to play chess with a god.
Wait, Tobias is a god? When did that happen?
...Did it happen? Or are you just a really creepy fanboy of his or something?
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1.e4 e6
2.d4 h6
3.Nc3 c6
4.Nf3
I guess I should thank you then. A plague will weed out my weaker members quite nicely, not to mention give the stronger ones the vengeful motivation to go after you.
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The box will be gone at this point.
"Free tools. I hope it's something of value."
((Box will be opened in Riverside.))
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The only fleas I have are the FLEES!
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Wow. Chess is so not a spectator sport.
Bored now.
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Originally Posted by
Lord Magtok
Wait, Tobias is a god? When did that happen?
...Did it happen? Or are you just a really creepy fanboy of his or something?
Form of speech, meaning he's incredibably good at chess...Better than calling him a chess "wiz".
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Originally Posted by
FireFox
1.e4 e6
2.d4 h6
3.Nc3 c6
4.Nf3
I guess I should thank you then. A plague will weed out my weaker members quite nicely, not to mention give the stronger ones the vengeful motivation to go after you.
1. GodsDamn it. A6. I need to work at the chess chip...
Thank me? Oh, no need. By the way, you should keep some, make a better version, eh?
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I'm really not incredibly good at chess. I think you just don't understand how the game works. Which makes your motif of heavy handed chess metaphors pretty confusing.
1.e4 e6
2.d4 h6
3.Nc3 c6
4.Nf3 a6
5.Bd3
That's not really my thing. You should head over to the Bioweapon lab in GLoG and tell the Toby who works there that you need his help engineering a better virus. He'll give you what you need.
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"I've never seen chess played like this actually. How do you know what pieces are which?"
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Originally Posted by
ThirdEmperor
I can play a mean hand of Magic, if you know the rules.
Anything like Gin Rummy? If it involves actual magic, no thank you.
XoXo Blondie
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I found my old chess board.
*blows dust off*
Now me vs. the White King. THAT was a game. Had stakes on the line at least.
Also gotta give the White King credit for being a well-themed villain with a clear goal and methods to achieve it. Even if he was infringing on my turf, he was respectable.
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I beat the White King once with a projected grid.
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Originally Posted by
singingnoodle
Form of speech, meaning he's incredibably good at chess...Better than calling him a chess "wiz".
So you are a creepy fanboy, then.
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Originally Posted by
Reinholdt
Now me vs. the White King. THAT was a game. Had stakes on the line at least.
Wait, what? How are you even here? Didn't we punch your face off years ago?
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Okay, I have no clue which piece is which now Master Tobias, rematch with a board handy?
As opposed to Black King?
Really? How kind of him...h'd do that for me?e
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OH MAGGUMS. You can't divorce me that easily. You don't remember me meeting you and your mistress? What was her name?
Official story though, you went into my desert and pulled out that really annoying sword that was keeping me bound. Thanks for that.
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1.e4 e6
2.d4 h6
3.Nc3 c6
4.Nf3 a6
5.Bd3
A rematch? But your opening is so interesting! I insist we continue like this.
Ask Toby for some STFD+STFU. He might need some... convincing, though. But I'm sure you can handle that! Especially since he has young children.
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Would anyone like to hear a story?
-Jack Navier