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AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
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- Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Coplantor's monkey seens to have failed.
Good. I didn't get the joke.
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"You know, that first post needs editing. Step 7 should read 'make things a splode'!"
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Originally Posted by
Draken
Coplantor's monkey seens to have failed.
Good. I didn't get the joke.
Of course you didn't. You're lame. :smalltongue: Clicky the smiley to learn the secret!
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YAY! I Contributed.
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A portal opens up next to DC. Decker's hand poked out of it offers DC a lollipop. "Shh... don't tell Draken." The hand disappears, and the portal closes again.
The lollipop is orange flavoured. It's not poisoned. Or explosive.
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Atomsized looks up at the title. Then he doesn't get it.
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Originally Posted by
atomsized
Atomsized looks up at the title. Then he doesn't get it.
Haruki a splains, "It's a reference to 'Looking for Group', a webcomic with an Evil character named Richard who burned down an orphanage claiming it was self-defense, since it attacked him first."
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A WoW reference? Really? :smallannoyed: Next time someone makes a WoW reference in an AMEN thread title, they are to be banished. Yes, BANISHED! *dropkicks GM in the face* That's what you get!
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
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Originally Posted by
happyturtle
A portal opens up next to DC. Decker's hand poked out of it offers DC a lollipop. "Shh... don't tell Draken." The hand disappears, and the portal closes again.
The lollipop is orange flavoured. It's not poisoned. Or explosive.
DC takes it.
Don't tell Draken what?
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"That I gave you a lollipop."
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More importantly, GM, you need to add the previous thread into the first post.
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I don't think he'd care... Then again...
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KR-15 suddenly appears out of nowhere and grabs the lollipop, melts it with his eye laser, then gives it back to DC.
Evil Laugh: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! Ha.
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KR-15, override DC-01, authorization Darkcomet. KR-15, go bother someone else.
You have been failsafe'd. You must now stop bothering Darkcomet.
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A portal opens up just above KR-15. Like, millimeters above. Boiling hot liquefied lollipop (orange flavoured) pours out from the lollipop factory above, encasing KR-15 in goop.
"Hey, DC? How many licks does it take to get to the KR-15 centre of a KR-15 pop?"
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Not going to test that until it cools down, thanks.
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
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Originally Posted by
happyturtle
"Hey, DC? How many licks does it take to get to the KR-15 centre of a KR-15 pop?"
*twitch* "Resist... must resist... the urge.... to......
........OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!"
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To Decker:
You got another one of those?
To Haruki:
A piece of duct tape flies at Haruki's mouth.
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Decker sticks her head out of a portal. "Another what? A finished lollipop, or a cauldron of hot lollipop goop? Yes to the first, no to the second. Unless I find another lollipop factory in another timeline. This one is all out of goop."
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The finished one. He melted mine.
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Decker ducks back into her portal, and returns with a crate full of finished lollipops.
"I changed my mind. We can still be friends. At least when Draken isn't around trying to destroy you utterly."
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He seems to have gotten over it. I mean, he didn't even try to kill me again when I tried dropping a huge slab of floor on him. Sock?
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"No thank you. I found a nice heap of moldy cherry flavouring in the dumpster outside the lollipop factory."
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Sorry about freaking you out earlier...
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GM hits KR-15pop into the ceiling causing the candy shatter creating large candy spikes, one of which flies at TPBM
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The spike is telekinetically caught, and placed down. It works 'cause the a-splode killed Fluffy's telekinetic dampener thingy.
Don't they ever learn?
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GM grabs the spike and tosses it into a bag
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The spike rips through the bag with a little assistance from DC.
Heh.
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GM tosses it into a portable hole.