ATW's Awesome Androgynous Avaricious Azure Ardent Adamant Alluvial Random Banter #164

Hello! And welcome to the Random Banter of Giant in the Playground Forums. Talk about anything here! Except, y'know, that!

Stay thirsty, my friends.

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It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel buh-buh-buh buh-buh-buh buh-buh-Banter! :smallcool:

Yay for shanghaiing! I'm glad we got a 'volunteer'.

As I said last topic, I'm watching a movie where owls kill each other. It's pretty nifty.

Also, speaking of "stay thirsty" what is everyone's favorite drinks?

Hey, what did you mean by not being allowed to do stuff in pictures anymore?

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Man, it feels like way longer than 12 days since this thread started.

Also, speaking of movies, I was at the theater to get Harry Potter tickets. Apparently, since they ran out of Shrek movies, they decided to make a Puss in Boots movie and keep the cash cow emaciated but alive. Also there is a Smurfs movie coming soon, which will be a barrel of laughs for all 10 people who like that show.

I am a very critical person.

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I've heard Puss in Boots might be good. The intent of it is to be a tale of Puss's original story. But...I think it might die.

Smurfs is gonna be horrible. No question about it.

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Hey, what did you mean by not being allowed to do stuff in pictures anymore?

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Yeah, I has a sad. :smallfrown:

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Originally Posted by LaZodiac

what is everyone's favorite drinks?

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Hard or Soft drink?

Soft: Mtn Dew Pitch Black

Hard: Crunk Juice

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Hard or Soft drink?

Soft: Mtn Dew Pitch Black

Hard: Crunk Juice

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Both, I guess.

Also..I'm not going to even touch that hard drink. Not going to question it.

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Also..I'm not going to even touch that hard drink. Not going to question it.

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I don't follow.


Anyway on the Puss in Boots thing, I really only ever saw the first Shrek, the others didn't seem too interesting.

As for Smurfs, meh I like NPH. I'm not going to see it, but at least they got a decent actor for it.

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Yay for shanghaiing! I'm glad we got a 'volunteer'.

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Ah, I love sinister quotation marks.

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Originally Posted by LaZodiac

As I said last topic, I'm watching a movie where owls kill each other. It's pretty nifty.

Also, speaking of "stay thirsty" what is everyone's favorite drinks?

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Birds of prey are nifty in general.

I like Perrier and San Pellegrino.

*Boogies*

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Originally Posted by Pentachoron

Anyway on the Puss in Boots thing, I really only ever saw the first Shrek, the others didn't seem too interesting.

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The second one is very good and you should see it. The third one not so much but still decent. Haven't seen the fourth, not really interested.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I missed another thread making opportunity. I has a sad.

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The second one is very good and you should see it. The third one not so much but still decent. Haven't seen the fourth, not really interested.

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Kudos on the Dune (I'm assuming) Screenname.

The second one just really didn't seem like it'd be that funny. The Puss in Boots character itself looked kinda dumb honestly. I may see it at some point though.

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Yeah, I has a sad. :smallfrown:

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Aww. :smallfrown: <hugs>

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Ah, I love sinister quotation marks.

I like Perrier and San Pellegrino.

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:smallbiggrin::smallwink::smallamused:

Have you tried SP's lemonade?

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Yay for shanghaiing! I'm glad we got a 'volunteer'.

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Aww. :smallfrown: <hugs>



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Have you tried SP's lemonade?

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Of course! I like that better than the water. And also their orangeade is very good.

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Originally Posted by Pentachoron

I don't follow.


Anyway on the Puss in Boots thing, I really only ever saw the first Shrek, the others didn't seem too interesting.

As for Smurfs, meh I like NPH. I'm not going to see it, but at least they got a decent actor for it.

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Originally Posted by Pentachoron

Kudos on the Dune (I'm assuming) Screenname.

The second one just really didn't seem like it'd be that funny. The Puss in Boots character itself looked kinda dumb honestly. I may see it at some point though.

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I'd ask what Chrunk Juice is but something tells me I don't want to know. That is what I was getting at.

Puss in Boots was one of the best parts of the Shrek movies. Antonio Banderas playing Cat Zorro. Pretty cool.

Did you notice your acronym is one letter away from 'For the win'

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I'd ask what Chrunk Juice is but something tells me I don't want to know. That is what I was getting at.

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Energy Drink + Hard Liquor. Most commonly Red Bull + Hennessy, but I prefer Amp or Monster + Gin

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Energy Drink + Hard Liquor. Most commonly Red Bull + Hennessy, but I prefer Amp or Monster + Gin

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...oh.

Also, why do people drink energy drinks like Red Bull? I can't stand the taste.

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Energy Drink + Hard Liquor. Most commonly Red Bull + Hennessy, but I prefer Amp or Monster + Gin

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Like a Jaeger bomb? That sounds really bad for you...

Well of course. You get drunk but you're too hyper to tell.

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...oh.

Also, why do people drink energy drinks like Red Bull? I can't stand the taste.

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I'd say it depends on the person. I imagine some people do enjoy the taste, some people are probably after the energy boost. I only drink energy drinks when I'm boozing because Booze + Energy Drink is a very fun combination.

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Like a Jaeger bomb? That sounds really bad for you...

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Not really, but it's a similar concept, a Jager bomb is a shot of Jager in a glass of redbull. Crunk Juice is more 1:1

To be fair if I was concerned about my health I wouldn't be boozing in the first place.

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Originally Posted by Pentachoron

I'd say it depends on the person. I imagine some people do enjoy the taste, some people are probably after the energy boost. I only drink energy drinks when I'm boozing because Booze + Energy Drink is a very fun combination.



Not really, but it's a similar concept, a Jager bomb is a shot of Jager in a glass of redbull. Crunk Juice is more 1:1

To be fair if I was concerned about my health I wouldn't be boozing in the first place.

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Oh, I gotcha.

Yeah, but boozing and boozing plus energy drinks are two totally different things. Why do you think they took Four Lokos off the market?

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Well of course. You get drunk but you're too hyper to tell.

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This. You think you're at you're full capacity. You can drive. THEN BLAMO!

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Why do you think they took Four Lokos off the market?

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Primarily because kids are idiots and don't know when to stop drinking.

I'm beginning to see an odd pattern here ...

Anyway, it's good to see friends you haven't seen in a long time. Me and some buddies walked half way across town to Dairy Queen and back home again. Did some really hilarious free-styling. Not board appropriate, but it was all LOTR and innuendo.

I miss it all ready. :smallsigh:

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Aww. :smallfrown: <hugs>

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Thanks~

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Did you notice your acronym is one letter away from 'For the win'

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Also by the way.

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Also, this just happened with Crimson Angel (azureAngel) and I (doodleArtisan) [my text is rainbow, but I'll spare your eyes:

[09:50:20] AA: Giraffes have a loot oof sex.
[09:50:26] DA: uhm, A Loot, Yes ♅:P
[09:50:41] DA: uhm, Now You Sound Dwarvish
[09:50:59] AA: Eeeeehehehehe
[09:52:04] AA: Hoooow aboout we talk oover a PINT OOF BEER?
[09:52:31] DA: uhm, Hooooooooooow~Aboot It~
[09:52:42] DA: uhm, Now~It'S~Canadian
[09:52:50] AA: OOh dear.
[09:52:59] AA: I have becoome... WHAT I HATE MOOST
[09:53:04] AA: MOOOOST...
[09:53:07] AA: MOOOOSE
[09:53:09] DA: uhm, Lol

I thought that was kind of random banter-y.

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Certainly random. :smallconfused:

So, LaLa, tell me about Guardians of Ga'hoole. What's it like? Is it anything like Redwall? 'Cause that's the first thing that came to mind when I saw the trailer for the movie.

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Certainly random. :smallconfused:

So, LaLa, tell me about Guardians of Ga'hoole. What's it like? Is it anything like Redwall? 'Cause that's the first thing that came to mind when I saw the trailer for the movie.

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I will do so! *msns your face off!*

I think my color would be more like Royal Blue, actually.