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Welcome to the Red Sword Bar, the finest drinking establishment in a three block radius of the lower east section of the city of Haris. This is not a reflection of the quality of the place, merely a statement of how many drinking establishments there are in Haris. It's also one of Vespe's favorite hangouts.
Please note that weapons are prohibited on the premises, not that that's ever stopped anyone. Please limit all barroom brawl collateral damage to a minimum. Punching, kicking, stabbing, burning, disintegrating, poisoning, or otherwise allowing the bar staff to come to harm is strictly prohibited. Batteries not included. Have fun.
The police box phases into existence outside the bar. Evil Vespe walks out, awaiting the arrival of the guests.
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Paddington, being an awesome bear construct, is standing behind the bar, ready to spike mix and serve drinks. Benny is too young to join in on the bachelor party.
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A statue shaped strangely like a dreadnought is inside, doing statue stuff.
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Decker comes in, dressed as a boy. She keeps her bottles of poison hidden for later.
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Evil Vespe walks up to Decker, and tosses her a cheap plastic ring. Try it on, he says. He then walks back out, waiting for more guests.
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Decker tries on the ring.
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It's a Ring of Gender Changing.
Vespe walks into the police box, then returns with a display case full of rings very similar to Decker's. He places them on a stand, and puts up a sign that says "free, try one."
He continues to wait for more guests.
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Decker peers inside his trousers. "Wow! I always wanted one of these!"
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PM pokes his head in. "So, wait, is this Fanboy's bachelor party or an AMEN party?"
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Technically, it's Fanboy's party. But AMENites are welcome.
He specifically told me no pin-the-knife-on-the-orphan, though.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Vespe Ratavo
"free, try one."
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a bat-winged lobster flies in and starts nibbling on one
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"Fanboy's not here yet. But when he gets here, we're gonna poison him. Which won't matter since he's undead, but we're still going to do it."
Decker belches and scratches himself.
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"...So, does that mean we can play, but only before he arrives?"
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the lobster ends up swallowing one of the rings, its throat is now positively female
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"What, you'd leave if he asked you do? You muppet."
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Sure, let's go with that. PM, why don't you set up pin-the-knife-on-the-orphan? Vespe takes a drink of something that looks rather unpalatable.
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the lobster then leaves, looking for someone to help it be the man he used to be.
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PM gets the knife. "Should we play with the orphan restrained, mind controlled, drugged, or free?"
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Free, it's more challenging that way. Vespe pulls out a knife, and hurls it at the orphan.
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"Okay, do you want to go first?"
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Boy Decker makes bets on the game while getting drunk.
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Vespe chases after the orphan, hurling knives at him. Stay still! It'll hurt less! Maybe!
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Eaglewiz throws a knife at the orphan. He will probably miss.
And by miss I mean hit vespe.
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"Vespe, aren't you supposed to be blindfolded?"
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Whatever. He takes another drink, and puts on the blindfold. A knife hits him in the leg. Ow! I'll get you you rascally orphan! He continues to chase after the orphan, hurling more knives.
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Decker puts a leg out and trips Vespe when he comes by.
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EagleWiz is blindfolded. As a telepath he can "see" minds. He throws a couple more daggers at vespe.
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Decker goes to the jukebox and puts on some orphan stabbing music.