So i'm currently part of a 3.5e campaign in a custom setting, and looking back at our group, I decided to post a little roster here.
Go ahead and post your own silliest DnD rosters if you want.
Here is the current group.
altonyc - Rogue, currently having his soul broken
Afraid of harming things and only does non-lethal attacks, had a wolf that was torn inside out before his eyes. Shared last words with wolf through druid, is a bit scarred.
Commander Tangent - Favoured Soul, possibly insane
Has doomsday revelations in his sleep, is a lawful douche.
Farew311 - Wizard, friend's with a kobold for some reason
Second character for this player, just entered the campaign.
JaneCobb - Cleric. sarcasm is your friend
Just entered the campaign.
FwendlyMushwoom - Ranger #1, terrible at shooting bows
Managed to miss 6 times in a row, each time hitting the same treetrunk, we now fear the future retribution of ents. LOVES (wink) horses. Has trouble using a lasso on anything but our party tank, and then always lands it around his neck.
Brain - Paladin, killed the first party member to die
The reason we don't have any evil party members anymore.
AlphaVII - Bard, frightened kobold
Female kobold bard, yup.
ChanceyPantsey - Druid, refuses to die to Norse
Despite my best efforts. (was hit by a 4d6 fire beam and managed to survive with -6 health. From full.)
Cassian - Fighter, kills everything and refuses to die
Character is called Dmitri and is a fantasy russian, ridiculously manly, out manlies most of our foes.
AmusableBMan - Ranger #2, wrestles everything even though he uses bows
and is perpetually riddled with poison
Wrestled with a werewolf and got out of it alive.
Poisoned to 3 str by wolfsbane
poisoned to 4 dex by some goop we found
poisoned to 2 str by spider
Norseloki - Psion, likes setting Chancey on fire
Psychic bunny girl, party's only experienced member, actually min maxes character and glass cannons everything to death with huge amounts of fire.
Looking forward to seeing your' rosters as well.