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510: Advanced Evocation 405: You shall not pass.
511: Transfiguration and You: About that cat...
512: Law 522: Rights of the Undead When Sentience Is In Absentia.
513: Time Travel: A Practical Guide to Relating to Yourself.
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514: The Gredforge Book of Hillariously Cursed Items
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515.) Bestiary of Celestial Creatures
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516) Bestiary of Fiendish Creatures
517) The Celestials guide to mortal planes.
518) The Fiends guide to slave planes.
519) Do Outsiders think you are a joke, by Flai Dedorf
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520) The Mortal's Guide to Loophole-Free Infernal Contracts You Can Trust, by M. Phistopheles.
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521: 1,001 Ways to Die: Concerning the Subject of Water and its Many Dangers
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521: 1,001 Ways to Die: Concerning the Subject of Water and its Many Dangers
Hah! I think I'll include that on the shelf of the next wizard my party encounters! As soon as they get back from the Isle of Dread, anyway. Is there a PC name you'd like to attach as the Author?
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Hah! I think I'll include that on the shelf of the next wizard my party encounters! As soon as they get back from the Isle of Dread, anyway. Is there a PC name you'd like to attach as the Author?
There'd be a thousand and one, all dead...*thousand-yard stare*
Man, I've lost so many over the years I'm not sure how to pick one above the others. "A collection of historical accounts, compiled by J. Ayell the Scribe," perhaps.
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522:Death From Above :An Intricate Examination of the Common Dire Squirrel
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523) The Art of Dungeon Design, by Karereca Hcilimed
524) 1,001 More Ways to Die: Concerning the Perils of Adventuring as a Beginning Wizard
525) Ledgerdomain: The Adventurer's Guide to Tax Avoidance Strategies and Interplanar Accounting
526) Needs More Magma: Principles of Dwarven Engineering and Architecture, as Related by the Masters of these Arts from the Realm of the Twelve Bays, with Case Studies and Examples, compiled by Urist McScribe
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524) Dungeons and Drapery: A New Dialectic
on Interior Design and Destruction
525) Bugbark's Illustrated Guide to Darkness
526) Vecna's Hidden Secrets of Neck Romancy
527) High Priest Mixolatl's Guide to Pediatric Heart Surgery
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528.) This Old Dungeon: Destroying Debilitating and Decapitating Intruders to Older Lairs
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529. Guilty Conscience, Vol. XVII: On the Subject of Random Encounters, Sapient Monsters and Remorse
530. Practical Guide to Necromansery for Every Everydaymans by Pete Gravediggings
531. I Am the Servant of God: the Intriguing Tale of a Stolen Egg, Life Among Humans and Its Woes and Joys, the Miraculous Youngling and Escaping the Injustice - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Favoured Soul of Semuanya
532. I Am the Servant of God: the Dreams of Homeland Unfulfilled, My People - My Sorrow, Unity is Strength and the Great Lizardfolk Convention - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the High Priest of Semuanya
533. I Am the Voice of God: How to Build Your Empire, Lebensraum for Lizardfolk, Scales Good - Skin Bad and the Last Thoughts Before Battle - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Pope of Semuanya
534. I Am the Voice of God: Battles Won and Battles Lost, What Shall We Do With a Captive Human, Where Dinosaurs Lost We Prevail and the Burden of Power I Shall Bear Upon My Shoulders - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Priest-King of Lizardfolk
535. I Am the God: the Whole World Lies Before Us, the Glorious Deeds of Mine, I Am Xissixlalass, thy God and Thus Spake the Almighty - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the God-Emperor of Lizardfolk
536. He Was the Favoured of Mine: Of Humility - unknown author, found in the ruins of the Grand Ziggurat of Xissixlalass
537. 1000 Magical Insects and 1001 Mystical Insects
538. Cantrips for Cripples #7 - No Need for Hands When You Have Mage Hand
539. Alicorns of Arcadia
540. The Complete Companion to Funny Fungi
541. Thy Wish Is My Command: The Genie Etiquette
542. The Magic of Mammaries (by Mordenkainen)
543. Weird Molds and How to Brew Them
544. Astronomy or Astrology: The Answer is in the Stars
545. Raising Undead for Fun and Profit
546. It Was Inevitable, the Zelekuth Publishing
547. Inquisition: The History of Unexpectedness
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548: The Tragic Irony: How Forty-Thousand Souls Bled and Died in Fifteen Years of War for the Relics of a Pacifistic Saint
549: That Which Redeems, Vol. I: Of the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
550: That Which Redeems, Vol. II: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
551: That Which Redeems, Vol. III: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
552: That Which Redeems, Vol. IV: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Novice Meridiana
553: That Which Redeems, Vol. V: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Meridiana
554: That Which Redeems, Vol. VI: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Paladin Ser Meridiana
555: That Which Redeems, Vol VII: Of the Ilmatari Paladins Ser Aljernon and Ser Meridiana
556: That Which Redeems, Vol VIII: Of the Children of the Penitents
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557. Of Rabbits and Grails: A memoir by Tim
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558.) Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Roughly Translated "Book of the Dead" - Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones. The book served as a passage way, to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago when the seas ran red with blood, It was this blood that was used to ink the book. In the year 1300 AD, The book dissapeared.
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Tucked away in the back, in shame.
559.) So You Want To Be Social? A Guide to Good First Impressions
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560: On the Curious Nature of the Unchanging Multiversal Gold Standard and the Utter Inexplicability Thereof, or How to Give an Economist an Aneurism
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561: The Complete Book of Elves: **** you you ****ing **** pointy eared ******y treehugging horse****ing ****eating ******anklyodon arrogant what the dictating spell is still on?
562: 101 Ways to Cook a Mephit, By Xanxost the Slaad.
563: Pandemonium and it's Many Mindsets
564: Athas, and Why You Should Avoid It
565: Paladine/Bahumut, The Paradox Solved!
566: A Comparison of Palanthas Shirt Fabrics, Volume 12, Collar Fabrics
567: Definitely Not Explosive Runes
568: Okay, Seriously this Time. No Explosive Runes
569: Okay, the Explosive Runes Stop Now. For reals!
570: Senur Evisolpxe
571: Your Still Here? Okay Okay, This Book for Real has the Map!
572: This is Just too Easy. Okay, I Promise the Next Book has no Explosive Runes.
573: An Study of Symbol Spells.
574: Crazy Things Angels can Do with Their Wings!
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575). Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol I - Your Meat Shield and You
576). Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol II - Friendly Fire
577). Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol III - Why Won't It Burn? Tips for Dealing with Spell Resistance
578). Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol IV - How to Bend the Cosmos Responsibly
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579: "Tarrasques? In my world?" (It's more likely than you think.)
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580: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. I: Moving at the speed of the plot.
581: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. II: Unobtanium and you.
582: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. III: Convection schmonvection.
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583: This Old Dungeon by Bob Vila.
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584: The Most Important Piece of Gear You Will Ever Own: An Ode to the Humble Ten-Foot Pole. (Author's Note: This volume was written on three 10ft poles which were processed into paper via the Fabricate spell, using a stylus made from the leftover remnants.)
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585: Double Double, Fizz, Bang, Bubble: Avoiding Common Alchemical Mistakes.
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586: Hunt, Kill, Eat, Love - A guide to Magical and mundane Animals by Thokk "One Tusk" Deerlover, Druid
587: Treating Common and Uncommon Maladies Derived From Mundane and Magical Beasts: Thilvarra Silverbrow, Healer
588: That crazy orc is at it again: Hilarious tales of a Self proclaimed "Animal Lover" - By Thorbin Redbeard of Clan IronAnvil.
589: Why are we still here? by Jon and Jan, Dvati; Telepath(s)
590: The Gold is in his Favorite Stuffed Doe - Rayvin, Halfling Rogue.
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From an actual character I had played.
591: Personal Pronouns and Other Grammar Under Temporal Alterations and Omniscience ~ Cael
592: Biological Network Nodes of Integrated Single Cell Organisms ~ Cael
593: A Treatise on Ethical Lichdom ~ Cael
594: Pre-Histories: A Causal Treatise on the Impending Catastrophe of 1783 ~ Cael
595: Harnessing Individual Greed to Enhance Society ~ Cael
596: Trade Embargoes and Other Economic Warfare ~ Cael
597: A Response to the Criticisms of "The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance" ~ Cael
598: The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance ~ Cael
599: Pragmatic Justification for Avoiding Post Scarcity in a World of Advanced Magic ~ Cael
600: Astrology for Complete and Utter Plonkers ~ Cael
601: Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle in Android Voltaic Circulatory Systems (AKA how to make a lemon powered robot) ~ Eliza Watts
602: Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and their Observed Properties ~ Eliza Watts
603: Interaction of Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and Singularities ~ Eliza Watts
604: Observed Properties of Spontaneous Portal Manifestation ~ Eliza Watts
605: Psionic Sub Space Manifestation: Observations of Physical Laws in Other Worlds ~ Jo Pistachio
606: Evolving Network Relays with Semi-Randomized Weighted Outcomes: Free Will in AI ~ Jo Pistachio
607: Rat DNA Alteration to Grow Solar Voltaic Nano-Tubules ~ Jo Pistachio
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608: Confessions of a Wizard: Yes, I did it.
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609: Rainbows and Butterflies Without the Compromise: A Guide to Top Quality Magical Reagents
610: Masters of The Multiverse: A History of the Most Powerful Mages of All Time
611: Pointy Hats Weekly: Fashionable Robes for the Discerning Wizard
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612. You Really Should Read This Book, by Plotius Hook.