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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Sing:
"Sometimes I wish I were an angel..."
It's enough to make everyone cry or at least grind their teeth.
Less extreme: wish for a stick with only one end.
Alternatively: wish for one of theese for the front of your house.
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Kelb_Panthera
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Can't resist...... I wish for my dm to drop his DMG on his toe the next time he goes to throw it at me!........... :redface:
Which would be the very moment, you expressed this wish. :smalltongue:
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
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Starbuck_II
That the DM was never born. :smallbiggrin:
Wish that the DM would be born constantly for the rest of eternity. :smallamused:
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I once used a wish, in a 1st Edition campaign, as such:
"I wish that this module was made by a better writer."
Howls of laughter ensued. Sadly, I did not get my wish.
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Brendan
to undo the last five seconds, that is, when i took a step forward and when i cast the wish.
This is good, adding that no one has any recollection of the five seconds undone, so you can get the whole campaign in an infinite loop. >D
"I wish you to undo the last ten seconds, and no one can have any sort of memory of such seconds"
"As you wish my master"
*that high annoying rewind noise*
"I wish you to undo the last ten seconds, and no one can have any sort of memory of such seconds"
"As you wish my master"
*high annoying noise again*
"I wish you to undo...."
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Johel
Every single living creature drops dead.
It's really peaceful now.
I like you.
We were thing the exact same thing.
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im pretty sure i cant wish for these, but if i could...
to bother him:
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Apotheo....5e_Epic_Spell)
DM, i go inside, wait for me....
to ruin it for him
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Ending_(3.5e_Epic_Spell)
campaign? i dont see a campaign
to give him a headache
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Balefire_(3.5e_Epic_Spell)
wait, but i thought that guy didnt exists,..., but then why is bob still dead?
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CTLC
Linkies no workie.
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I'd wish to never have to pay xp or material component for any spell ever again.
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Mastikator
I'd wish to never have to pay xp or material component for any spell ever again.
Congratulatons, you can never cast any spells with material or XP costs ever again.
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I would wish for a map detailing everything there is in the tomb of elemental evil.
Interestingly, my friend used wish in his friend's campaign. He wished for wish to not have an xp cost =). Easiest way to break the game (that is, if the DM allowed you to do that.)
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"I wish for my DM to cry."
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I've always considered wish to be a particularly unhelpful spell for its level. It costs 5000xp, and what do you get for it?
Also, I thought I read once that Wish can create any effect you wish, but I can't find it again in a re-read.
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Look Three up from this post, and your wish xp problems will be solved
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Radar
Less extreme: wish for a stick with only one end.
Count the ends on the following shapes:
6 e 9 Q
Stick granted.
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BobVosh
You will be crying once gelatinous gets applied. It might as well be a nerf bat, and is only redeemed by being hilarious.
That is no laughing matter...my DM is just waiting for the old group to get together so he can run a campaign in which he turns me into an ooze...he's been planning it for months...:smalleek:
As to what wish I would make, first wish that I can dictate the wishes of the rest of the party and then request completely contradictory wishes...
Else, I'd wish for the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy mk.II
For those who want to know and want to be spoilered
Spoiler
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It has unfiltered perception and can see through and exist simultaneously in all dimmensions, parallel universes at any point in time and can reverse engineer the universe and time...
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Myou
A better DM.
And you get kicked out of the group. Which maybe the wish is granted at some point.
I was once 2 hours into a 6 hour game where the object is to rescue princess x from some BBEG. After defeating a BBEG lite we captured a scroll of wish. I stopped the dm from reading any further and was told that the loot would be divided up later. I said wait a moment I've got an idea. What is that princess' name? After getting the name etc I said why not wish for princess x to be transported here now and unharmed". The dm thought about it for a moment and raised his forehead vein. NO. Guess he didn't see that coming.
I'd wish to know everything.
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Pika...
Linkies no workie.
and i cannot get them to :smallconfused:
wellll, try searching for what the link is called in dnd wiki, so try searching for balefire, ending, etc
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Originally Posted by
elonin
The dm thought about it for a moment and raised his forehead vein. NO. Guess he didn't see that coming.
I never tell players "No, you can't wish for that". I grin evilly and say "Sure, you can wish for that".
It's so much more fun to see the look of uncertainty and terror on their faces.
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CTLC
and i cannot get them to :smallconfused:
wellll, try searching for what the link is called in dnd wiki, so try searching for balefire, ending, etc
They're missing the ending bracket )
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Well, there is another one I have secretly REALLY been wanting to try.
Can anyone suggest how they think a DM would react to this one?
"I wish for a lemon cream pie which is ten times Tiamat's size to land right on top of her cream face down."
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Originally Posted by
Tyndmyr
I never tell players "No, you can't wish for that". I grin evilly and say "Sure, you can wish for that".
It's so much more fun to see the look of uncertainty and terror on their faces.
If you were female and a Floridian I would propose.
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Pika...
"I wish for a lemon cream pie which is ten times Tiamat's size to land right on top of her cream face down."
If I allowed Wish in my games, I'd grant it. It's probably worth less than 25 K, and even if not, it won't break anything. Granted, you just pie'd Tiamet, so she will respond appropriately.
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Mastikator
Curses, foiled again.
That would make an epic topic title for a curse perversion thread...like the wish perversion thread, but for curses.
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Originally Posted by
Kelb_Panthera
Some of these are just mean, and probably way more meta-gamey than the OP intended at that.
Can't resist...... I wish for my dm to drop his DMG on his toe the next time he goes to throw it at me!........... :redface:
...So he throws the Monster manual at you.
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I wish that anything and everything that sees or senses or imagines or even touches me becomes a fanatical follower (as if I had infinite ranks in Diplomacy), and anything with genitalia will become my sex slave.
That should either lead to crying tears of laughter, or just plain tears.
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Originally Posted by
Tyndmyr
I never tell players "No, you can't wish for that". I grin evilly and say "Sure, you can wish for that".
It's so much more fun to see the look of uncertainty and terror on their faces.
The dm was just giving that as a rather polite way of saying no you will not wreck my quest with that.
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elonin
The dm was just giving that as a rather polite way of saying no you will not wreck my quest with that.
Dunno, the fast-thinking, compromising DM would have gone with something like:
"Yeah, the princess shows up, but you didn't specify that you wanted her alone, so the whole BBEG army shows up along with her."
"The princess shows up. Dead. What do you do now?"
"The princess shows up, but the BBEG quickly finds out that you are responsible. He's now coming to kill you. Run."
"The princess shows up, and she's on fire." (no, not really)
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What I'd wish for?
Why, a trustworthy face (aka infinite ranks in bluff). I'd never have to face consequences, ever again :smallbiggrin:
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In my earlier post I did say that my wish was for the princess alone, now, and unharmed. We did the scrying earlier to know that she was in no eminent danger a few hours before that
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
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Sstoopidtallkid
If I allowed Wish in my games, I'd grant it. It's probably worth less than 25 K, and even if not, it won't break anything. Granted, you just pie'd Tiamet, so she will respond appropriately.
On the other hand you'd probably be getting a standing ovation from at least one trickster deity, so I'm fairly sure you're safe as far as direct smiteage goes. The problem comes from every chromatic dragon in the world personally gunning for you.