Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

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Originally Posted by Closak

So? *Calls my master to smite Oooohaloophole*

...Dude...overkill, there was no need to throw him into a black hole!
Master: Who cares, problem solved, now if you excuse me i have other things to do *Vanishes*


...*Goes back to my cave*

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Heh heh Roleplaying. But can your master defeat hidden GODS! (Yeah the Dm Said I couldnt play my character because of a too high level so he made him a God, im just an Avatar of him and he is pissed off).

I invite your god to an Godly boxing match......Dragon...oh Ok then JUST A MATCH!

Oh yeah as revenge your uncle is now a Dracolitch under my control.

Anyway PLEESE A COMMENT ON MY FLICK! PLEESE! I WANT THE LITERARY CRITICIZM!

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Originally Posted by Nathander

ShinyDelusion, your fanfic for Murphy's Law was great, as always.

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Thanks!

Definitely weird (the Roy x Eugene fic), Sereg, but still oddly interesting.

Welcome, Eztheria, and very nice a and amusing for your first fic! Welcome to you too, ShippoWildheart!

Love the cast page and highschool pics, Yiuel. Is that Crystal's sword on the ground next to Joan?

Bahaha! Great fic, CoffeeIncluded!

I think I'll finish my Nale/Sabine (for his psycological health) fic with guest appearances from Murphy's Law characters this evening.

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Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion

I think I'll finish my Nale/Sabine (for his psycological health) fic with guest appearances from Murphy's Law characters this evening.

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Ooh! I can't wait! :smallbiggrin:

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Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion

Love the cast page and highschool pics, Yiuel. Is that Crystal's sword on the ground next to Joan?

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I take pride at having added that detail. :) She actually has it at her waist all the time in all pictures I have made (except for the HS pics).

And I just had fun to create highschool pics. I might work on one with the whole group, just for the fun of it.

Thanks people who helped me with my self confidence. I'll edit my story and put it up in a few days. Can't wait.:smallsmile:

Edit: Almost forgot! Hello to any new-comers, and great crack and more to everyone else!:smallamused:

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Originally Posted by Asta Kask

I certainly hope you're not. Who wants to be normal? Normal = average = mediocre = middle-of-the-road. I have you placed in the upper 10% when it comes to intelligence. At least.

And when I say 'allergic to love', I don't mean 'felt queasy'. I mean I ran to the bathroom and throw up. If there was no bathroom around - well, worse luck.

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...PPFFFFFFffffffffffffffff *Falls over laughing* :smallbiggrin:

Sorry, I can't help but laugh at the thought of that. It's a fantastic mental image. (with bathroom humor) :smallbiggrin:

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

Okay, so here's a short Elan/Shadowdancer. Short because I have history homework.

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The Shadowdancer--Alan--made a little noise of surprise. He wasn't expecting the King of Nowhere to show up so early! And with so many extra people as well! He silently counted the number of people to himself...Hotel staff, dwarf advisor, a redhead who was probably a prostitute, and...

Ugh. He could faintly make out a person with a green shirt and blond hair, but he couldn't see who it was in detail. And the blood was starting to rush to his head.

Alan swung back and forth, trying to get a better look at whoever it was, when he overshot, crashing through the window into an ignominious heap in front of the King of Nowhere.

He gulped and started to sweat as the king, the staff, and his advisers crowded around him.

"What the--Who are you?!" shouted one of the hotel staff.

"Isn't it obvious? Black suit, black mask, all-around sneaky appearance?" Alan started to sweat even more--How did the king's concubine reach the correct conclusion so quickly? He had to find a way out of this and fast. Alan opened his mouth, ready to say whatever came to mind first, when--

"No Haley, he's a jester!" It was the young man with blond hair and...Brilliant blue eyes...A shirt that advertised his lithe form...Lilting voice...

Alan found himself sweating for an entirely different reason.

"A what? Elan, has that concussion knocked the last bit of sense out of your head?"

Alan interrupted before the King's suspicion's could be rekindled. "N-No! The handsome young man is right; I am a jester! See? Give me some fruit or something."

"Okay..." Alan was handed three apples. He sighed and began juggling them, thanking the gods that he used to be a street performer.

"See? See! I told you, Roy!"

And there was that handsome young man again...And now he was joining in, standing next to him...Concentrate Alan, concentrate..."

"Juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle the apples for the king!"

Alan didn't know how, but he somehow managed to get through that without arousing any more suspicion. He smiled at the young man--Elan--Who smiled back innocently.

Alan sidled over and said, "Room 608, cutie," as he grabbed Elan's behind and walked out the door.

He didn't notice Elan's eyes, wide with shock. Nor the slight whimper that came from his mouth.

He also didn't notice Haley's expression of murderous rage.

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*falls over laughing (again)* :smallbiggrin:

Great work again Coffee. :smallsmile:

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Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler

You are dedicated to the ways of the crack.

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That she is, that she is...

She must learn the ways of the forcecrack. :smalltongue:

To finish, the ultimate High School picture :

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Originally Posted by Yiuel

To finish, the ultimate High School picture :

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Uniforms, huh. :smalltongue:

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

Uniforms, huh. :smalltongue:

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Is that a fetish fuel? Or perhaps you want one in more trendy clothes? :smallbiggrin:

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

...I take it you liked my description of Elan? :smalltongue:

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I liked the story itself, plus the notion of Elan and the Shadowdancer having some fun times.

Let's fire up the roller...

Zz'drti x Tsukiko: I'll leave this to someone else. I don't want to use a character more than once in a row.

Redcloak x Julia Greenhilt: I might be able to make this work. I'll file it away for later.

Roy's sword x The really dangerous trap: ...

I just have to give this a go.

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Originally Posted by Yiuel

Is that a fetish fuel? Or perhaps you want one in more trendy clothes? :smallbiggrin:

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No, it's funny.

Fun Fact #1: I hate wearing skirts and dresses.

Fun Fact #2: At nerd camp there are "theme days". One of them was called Naughty Catholic School Girl Day. This was the only day in the entire year where I willingly wore a dress, and the only day ever where I actually wore a miniskirt and overall quite revealing outfit.

Fun Fact #3: No I am not showing pictures.

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

Fun Fact #2: At nerd camp there are "theme days". One of them was called Naughty Catholic School Girl Day. This was the only day in the entire year where I willingly wore a dress, and the only day ever where I actually wore a miniskirt and overall quite revealing outfit.

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What kind of nerd camp was this? :smalltongue:

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Fun Fact #3: No I am not showing pictures.

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Don't worry, we're not /b/. :smalltongue: Pics or it didn't happen. =P

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Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler

What kind of nerd camp was this? :smalltongue:[/COLOR][/SIZE]

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The same one I've been talking about this whole time and the one my friends went to.

Oh, you want to know the name? Go to Google, type in "Nerd Camp" and click on the second link.

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Originally Posted by Closak

Yeah, but she's busy with that good for nothing donkey :smallfrown:

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*Protection From Acid*

While Donkey is trapped by Dragon, right before Shrek rescues him, I heard Donkey say
"HAY! Let go of my tail! Oh come on! You're going to rip it off!"

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

The same one I've been talking about this whole time and the one my friends went to.

Oh, you want to know the name? Go to Google, type in "Nerd Camp" and click on the second link.

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This one? I had a chance to go, but the price turned me away.

Now I am so regretting not going. It sounds so fun...

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

No, it's funny.

Fun Fact #1: I hate wearing skirts and dresses.

Fun Fact #2: At nerd camp there are "theme days". One of them was called Naughty Catholic School Girl Day. This was the only day in the entire year where I willingly wore a dress, and the only day ever where I actually wore a miniskirt and overall quite revealing outfit.

Fun Fact #3: No I am not showing pictures.

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I had the same problem with uniforms for boys at high school. I would never have worn one.

But since this whole thing was inspired by the infamous SOS-Dan, well, I had to draw them in uniforms, just because.

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Originally Posted by Closak

...*Uses Escape Artist to squeeze inside a Halfling*

Look! A Huge sized black dragon somehow manages to fit inside a Halfling!

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WHAT? :eek: *runs away in panic*

Unfortunatelly, I don't have time to draw lately -work has finally caught me :smallfrown:. Fortunatelly I can read some crack pairings, which is best thing to relax after busy day :smallbiggrin:. Especially "It all started with a kiss" in prison was great, but other ones too.
Hello new members! And good luck to everyone who has or will have exams!

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Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler

This one? I had a chance to go, but the price turned me away.

Now I am so regretting not going. It sounds so fun...

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Yes, that one.

How old are you? If you're younger than 16, you might be able to go.

Trust me, I had an absolutely fantastic time there.

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Originally Posted by Yiuel

I had the same problem with uniforms for boys at high school. I would never have worn one.

But since this whole thing was inspired by the infamous SOS-Dan, well, I had to draw them in uniforms, just because.

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What's SOS-Dan?

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

What's SOS-Dan?

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They are :

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Yuki, Mikuru, Kyon, Itsuki and, on the bottom-right corner... Suzumiya Haruhi.

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

Yes, that one.

How old are you? If you're younger than 16, you might be able to go.

Trust me, I had an absolutely fantastic time there.

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15 now, but I'm already going to be paying $7500 to go to Japan this summer, and next summer I'll be 16. And probably still paying my parents back that $7500.

Still, it's Japan!

(Yes, I realize how strange it is to pay $7000+ to go to Japan when I didn't want to pay no more than half that for camp, but it's Japan!)

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Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler

15 now, but I'm already going to be paying $7500 to go to Japan this summer, and next summer I'll be 16. And probably still paying my parents back that $7500.

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I received 15000$ to go there.

For a year. Had more than enough.

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Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler

15 now, but I'm already going to be paying $7500 to go to Japan this summer, and next summer I'll be 16. And probably still paying my parents back that $7500.

Still, it's Japan!

(Yes, I realize how strange it is to pay $7000+ to go to Japan when I didn't want to pay no more than half that for camp, but it's Japan!)

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That sounds awesome. How come, though?

And Yiuel: Nice sig.

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

And Yiuel: Nice sig.

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Thanks, and I it could be placed among the banners for this thread. :smallbiggrin:

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I'm still fascinated by the picture I drew of OotSJr in High School. Like an explosion of possible plots. :P

Alright, here's "Roy's sword/The really dangerous trap." It's very rushed, but I don't think I did too terrible.

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Now, we all know how Roy felt when he went through a certain trap in Xykon's first dungeon. But have we considered how his ancestral blade felt?

Perhaps this requires a small explanation. Everyone knows that the sword of the Greenhilts had magical properties, especially when it was reforged with a starmetal augment. But what a very small number of people know is that the sword has its own conciousness. And that consciousness is... erratic, to say the very least. To provide an example, it actually took pleasure in the lich shattering its blade. It really likes when it hits other creatures, and not merely in a "battle satisfaction" kind of way.

However, to the Greenhilt sword, nothing quite compared to when Roy stepped through that trap. All those types of damage, all those Fortitude saves... it was staggering and exciting. So much so that the sword (what was left of it, anyway,) felt something of a sense of loss when that dungeon was blown up by that dumb bard.

For the longest time, the sword tried to tell Roy to build another of those magnificient traps, but to no avail, due to it only being a hilt at the time, as well as the fact that Roy was mourning the loss of his sword more than that of his father. When it was reforged, however, and with the bonus of starmetal, it could finally make its thoughts known. Now, it began projecting its thoughts into Roy's brain. It started simple: "Roy."*

The response was rather predictable, if nonverbal. "What the... Who... Where..."

"I've been with you all these years, and it's NOW that you notice me?"

"Wait. You're my sword?"

"That took considerable brainpower to deduce, didn't it?" Before Roy could respond, the sword continued. "I have a request for you."

"Umm... sure. Fire away."

"Remember that trap in Xykon's castle? The one that poisoned you seventeen times?"

"Ugh, how could I forget?"

"I want you to build another one."

"Are you serious? Did you enjoy watching me get mauled?"

"Not quite."

"Besides, I don't even know how to make a trap!"

"Then ask your rogue, or something. I don't care what methods you use, just get that trap built."

Well, it took a lot of bargaining, a few instances of tasteless jokes, and three promises of an increased share of loot, but Roy eventually convinced Haley to construct the same trap, to the best of her knowledge and ability. After a few days, the blade's request was fulfilled and Roy now stood in front of an armed doorway, set to go off once an object passed through.

"Toss me through," his sword said in his head.

"You're joking, right?"

"Just do it."

"Whatever." Roy unslung his sword and tossed it through the doorway. As the trap sprung, he had horrible flashbacks.

He decided it would be best to leave when he heard his sword mentally crying out in ecstasy.

Thoughts?

Yay! More crack and Order of the Twig!

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Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion

Definitely weird (the Roy x Eugene fic), Sereg, but still oddly interesting.

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Tell me about it

@Yiuel More commentary on your comic. I like that Joan has Crystal’s dagger. By the way, you’ve referred to Leilandius as male in the comic, I must say that I found the fact that you’d unambiguously identified both of V’s children as male is…disappointing (down ear fetish, down) however all was not lost. While I don’t normally go for blondes, Joan is just sooooooo cute. Of course, according to your high school pics, Leilandius is female. Yay!

I thought I’d do another crazy pairing. So, when I’m finished, I’ll give you Thog x Miko.

By the way, what titles and in what order do we have so far? Speaking of which I came up with:
Crack pairings: If it makes sense, you’re doing it wrong!
Crack pairings: Ignoring canon since May 2009

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Originally Posted by Dark Apprentice

Alright, here's "Roy's sword/The really dangerous trap." It's very rushed, but I don't think I did too terrible.

(story)

Thoughts?

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It gave me a good laugh. Clever :smallsmile:

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Originally Posted by Oooohaloophole

Huh, What ya talkin about. Honestly Tell me what sexual fetish is this?

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Not everything we do here is a sexual fetish. Sometimes we just think it will be fun/funny to write, or we want to see what happens. I guarantee, I have no sexual interest in anything remotly relating to my current fic, but it wants to be written, and I can't help it.

Heck, I've written Scorpion/Mr Scruffy before(with Rape as the plot device), and if you think any of that excites me, then I really need to represent myself better. It was just interesting to write for me, and, I hope, funny for the thread. My many, many fetishes never entered into it.

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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded

Fun Fact #3: No I am not showing pictures.

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dawwwwww:smallfrown:

Wait... what's with the OOTS junior thing?:smallconfused:

What have I missed?!:eek: