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Re: MS Paint Adventures V: THIS IS STUPID
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Originally Posted by
TheZenMaster
There are many clips I wish existed on youtube to represent what I feel.
That clip phelous uses to go "WHY!"
And that clip of douge crying in the shower.
I mean...WHY! I get there are messed up people, and we can't control what our fetishes are but....HIDE IT! Push it into the darkest most fetid corners of deviant art and fanfiction.net !
Dont put it on youtube!
I mean my mind is BLOWN. Its a SONG and its an ALBUM of this stuff.
Homestuck truly has the best and worst fans. :smallfrown:
True, but as you can tell the whole thing is a joke about it.
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Originally Posted by
Gez
It might even be necessary for it to be in the volcano. Why does the "forge" (where the tadpole has to be created) always feature a volcano by the temple? If it's there, it's for a reason.
I mean, it's a weird creation myth story about universes reproducing through a game. Skaia is a womb, the tadpole is a spermatozoon, and the volcano is a phallus. There's all the hullabaloo made about genetic codes, and the fact that for the human(oid) protagonists it's a coming-of-age story with them going through puberty.
The Freudian analysis fits so well it has to be pretty much deliberate.
Given all that, I think that the genesis tadpole falling in the volcano was required for success.
Well uh, going along with that the Forge is used to change the climate of the Planet making it suitable for frogs.
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Originally Posted by
irenicObserver
True, but as you can tell the whole thing is a joke about it.
That makes absolutely no difference. :smallfrown:
Its ****ing disgusting.
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Originally Posted by
irenicObserver
Well uh, going along with that the Forge is used to change the climate of the Planet making it suitable for frogs.
That was only on Jade's planet, Kanaya's planet was already covered in water, the pefect land for frogs. Herphestus (or whatever Dave's denizen is called) aparently needed the forge to make weapons, perhaps it is simply a way of super-boosting your alchamy.
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Oh winking Rose, you amuse me so.
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I'm glad to see Rose is taking an interest in Troll culture and society.
By which I mean terrible romance novels.
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Originally Posted by
Draconi Redfir
That was only on Jade's planet, Kanaya's planet was already covered in water, the pefect land for frogs. Herphestus (or whatever Dave's denizen is called) aparently needed the forge to make weapons, perhaps it is simply a way of super-boosting your alchamy.
Actually, Kanaya mentioned once that the forge made changes to her planet as well.
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Re: MS Paint Adventures V: THIS IS STUPID
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Originally Posted by
Gez
I mean, it's a weird creation myth story about universes reproducing through a game. Skaia is a womb, the tadpole is a spermatozoon, and the volcano is a phallus.
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Given all that, I think that the genesis tadpole falling in the volcano was required for success.
NO FROG
NO
TURN AROUND
GO IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
REPRODUCTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
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Karkat is delightfully awkward.
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Something about that book cover intrigues me. Alternia sure is technicolor isn't it? Is that veritable paragraph on the vacillating heart/spade the title?! I'm almost sure it describes just about everything Karkat just said to Dave.
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Originally Posted by
Draconi Redfir
That was only on Jade's planet, Kanaya's planet was already covered in water, the pefect land for frogs. Herphestus (or whatever Dave's denizen is called) aparently needed the forge to make weapons, perhaps it is simply a way of super-boosting your alchamy.
I don't think complete flooding is perfect for Frogs, other animals to prey on would need a suitable environment. Frogs live in moderately wet environments, they are amphibians so they need some land,
On the Skaia topic I did mention that the spermlike tadpole enters the egglike Skaia. They may even be proportional size.
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Originally Posted by
Inyssius Tor
NO FROG
NO
TURN AROUND
GO IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
REPRODUCTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
Smeels like a sweet bro and hella jeff comic bro!
I would also like to say that before this post I had exactly 413 posts.
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Re: MS Paint Adventures V: THIS IS STUPID
Quick question -- how is the Mayor on the Asteroid? Didn't he get murderated by Bec Noir during Cascade? :smallconfused:
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Oracle_Hunter
Quick question -- how is the Mayor on the Asteroid? Didn't he get murderated by Bec Noir during Cascade? :smallconfused:
PM brought him and the firefly with her when chasing down Bec, and she threw him into herself and he landed on the rock with the striders and the trolls.
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Originally Posted by
Draconi Redfir
PM brought him and the firefly with her when chasing down Bec, and she threw him into herself and he landed on the rock with the striders and the trolls.
But how is he alive? :smallconfused:
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Oracle_Hunter
But how is he alive? :smallconfused:
MAGIC!
Shes the maid of life.
Also I forgot what the trope for this was but I just got it:
At first I wondered why scratch wasn't the head honcho cause thematically hes the cue ball, but then I got it:
What do you need to start off a game of pool? Break the pyramid with the cue ball! Its the thing that must happen for the game to begin!
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Originally Posted by
Oracle_Hunter
But how is he alive? :smallconfused:
He wasn't dead. There hasn't been a panel of him with "DEAD" floating above. That's MSPA's version of crossed-out eyes.
Read from here to here and it'll be clear.
Also funny how Dave and Karkat change their attitude wrt. the mayor thing.
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Originally Posted by
TheZenMaster
Nope, that's Jane. Feferi is the Witch of Life. Completely different. :smalltongue:
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That was a glorious update.
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No-one can defeat Dave in a troll-off. He is simply the best there is.
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Right.
I'm definately seeing signs of Kismessisitude right there.
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NO KANAYA!
Don't ruin it.
It's so beautiful.
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I never thought I'd live to see the rare wonder of a cape-suplex.
*sniff* It's beautiful!
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Originally Posted by
Oracle_Hunter
But how is he alive? :smallconfused:
WV never died, he was mortally injured PM brought him along then sent him to the Green Sun through herself.
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Originally Posted by
TheZenMaster
MAGIC!
Shes the maid of life.
Also I forgot what the trope for this was but I just got it:
At first I wondered why scratch wasn't the head honcho cause thematically hes the cue ball, but then I got it:
What do you need to start off a game of pool? Break the pyramid with the cue ball! Its the thing that must happen for the game to begin!
Feferi, the WITCH of LIFE does her WITCHY THING and restores him to full health. EDIT: I must admit I giggled when you got it wrong since you said magic was the culprit
Also, I believe it's Fridge Brilliance (or are you referring to how Fef did it? A WizardWitch Did It), that's the closest thing. Doc Scratch is the cue ball colliding with others forcing them to move against their will to his ends. He serves Lord English, the thematic Cue Stick that initiates everything in a pool game.
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Oh man, the Ghostbusters MMO.
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I wouldn't expect NPCs to be very bright.
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Huh. All the players seem allot more irritated.
Especially Jade and Jhon. Thats most likely cause they only have Davesprite to talk too (Dumb NPCs don't count) unlike the other bunch that have around 5 people and racial differences that allow for more discovery along with entering dream bubbles.
All these guys have are their little ship (Considering that the planets are most likely populated by repeating loops of dumb NPCs).
Boredom leads to agrresion. Maybe a full out war with god powers? :smallfrown:
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Re: MS Paint Adventures V: THIS IS STUPID
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Originally Posted by
TheZenMaster
Huh. All the players seem allot more irritated.
Especially Jade and Jhon. Thats most likely cause they only have Davesprite to talk too (Dumb NPCs don't count) unlike the other bunch that have around 5 people and racial differences that allow for more discovery along with entering dream bubbles.
All these guys have are their little ship (Considering that the planets are most likely populated by repeating loops of dumb NPCs).
Boredom leads to agrresion. Maybe a full out war with god powers? :smallfrown:
They still get to meet each other in their dreams. I think it's not just boredom, though. There's also the stress of not knowing what's ahead of them (also knowing exactly what's behind them, for the meteor guys). Also the fact that they're playing that horrid game.
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Im not so sure about meeting each other in dreams....
Still though, there is just this level of aggression that just wasn't there before.
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There's also hormones that weren't there before... >.>
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How does one 'beat' puberty?
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Wait....OH puberty.
Wait till they get to the second year. Then it REALY will be filled with hate.
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And i'm preeeety sure the fact that (with exception to dave/nanasprite) the only other human around is their biological sibling won't really help the matter too much.
i dunno, maybe jade could hook up with davesprite and John could find a prospitian girl?:smalltongue: