What about tossing a giant's foot on people?
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What about tossing a giant's foot on people?
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I believe this is my favorite thread ever.
Gnome Alone, did you ever actually get to play this character? How did it go?
he could just go around saying that he has permancied Tenser's Transformation.
If I were dming a "wizard" like this, I would so create an evil animated windmill for the party to battle.
Permanency
Components: V, S, M
Material Component: One flask of sovereign glue.
Transmute Water to Acid
"Krog bathes in the river."
Some of these may have been done, I didn't read everything.
Ghost Sound: Korg inconspicuously stands to one side, and tries to imitate an owl.
Phantasmal Killer: Korg is very good at casting this. Nobody has yet realized it is only an illusion of an angry, deluded barbarian half-orc coming to make a pretzel out of their spine.
Raise Dead: Korg lifts up dead thing.
Mirror Image: Material component: Mirror. Korg stands in front of mirror.
Alternate Mirror Image: Korg hops between four spots. Quickly.
Hideous Laughter: Material component: disposable person. Korg makes a joke, and punches out disposable person when he doesn't laugh.
Fireball: Korg throws campfire. (I would love to see how that goes with the DM.)
Alter Self: Korg puffs out his cheeks and walks on his knees.
And no one has mentioned yet Korg's strongest spell, the bane of any spellcasters!
Fear the mighty Mage's Disjunction - Any enemy spellcaster within Korg's fists radius is disjoined. That is, the mage itself is separated into its individual components... say, bones, flesh, muscles, tongue, brain, spinal chord...
You might want to take a peek at the spoiler posted just above you -- Korg 'cast' "Arcane Disjunction" there.
"Korg make shelaylay oyl (a bottle of cinnamon oil), so majik staff (greatclub) hit harder."
"Isn't that a druid spell?"
Cue rage and numerous "inflict spells".
"Oh sweet pelor that burns"
Also korg master of psionics. Korg manerfest:
Schism - starts talking to himself, and allows him to cast multiple arcane strikes each round (iteratives)
Shatter Mindblank - also affects teeth.
Ego Whip - "not in the face, not in the face".
Time Hop - knock them into next Tuesday.
Energy Retort - korg only one that manerfest this power as wood (robilar's gambit+greatclub)
Psychic crush - Headbutt.
Affinity Field - whenever someone hits you, you punch everyone else in the area just as hard.
Elfsight-pulls out a severed elf head, and points it all around, when that doesn't work shout "dang this only half-elf".
Reality Revision - By CROOOOOOM!!!
Related:
I love you and this is amazing, just linked this to my friend who plays a barbarian named "Korgal" =lol
This is such an AMAZING character concept. Really, wow, this is brilliant.
WOW! what is this, I don't even *brain fries*
seriously though, awesome concept.
anyway, I guess you could do this with druid too :) making a barbarian believe he is a druid :) just by mimicking sounds he will speak 'druidic'
Permission to steal this character concept the next time my GM kills my PC through ridiculousness.
I, too, wish to play a MUSCLE WIZARD.
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Amazing, they are really worded identically. :smallcool:
By the way, could you please point out in which rulebook Arcane Disjunction can be found? Thanks!
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More spells!
## Blade of Blood
Components: M - a corpse freshly killed by Korg; S - splashing the weapon with blood.
## Touch of Idiocy
Korg casts this on himself first thing in the morning to avoid being "too overpowering".
##Expeditious Retreat/Haste
Run feat, Fast movement, yelled before moving full speed. :smalltongue:
##Acid Arrow
Components: M - ingest poison, make Fortitude save; V - spit at nearby mage with CON as a dump stat.
cloudkill(M garlick, V): Korg eats garlick and breathes heavily.
Featherfall(S), ignore damage from falling, this is a mind affecting ability
Daze(M,S) : hit target to the head, is effective against all HD
detect secret door(S(M)): hit agianst the wall until it sounds funny or Korg smashes through the wall, battering ram as focus provides a +10 on the search check
locate city(V,S,M): with a map spekaing the city's name pointing it on a map
discern bloodline(V,S): intimidate check made with the question who/what are you
Master's touch(M,S,V): Korg thrusts a weapon into someone's hands, and threthens them to use it well, the target will **** she/he/it's pants and do it's absolute best to wield it.
Forcewave(S): Korg bullrushes target, no save will apply
Dragon's breath(M,V): Korg takes a sip of very flammable material, and spits it out while holding a torch in front of it. this will create a 15' cone chaped burst of fire, 1d4 per level (max 5d4)
Angry visage(V,S): Korg gets level as bonus on initmidate while raging
Cause fear(V): Korg looks angry and intimidates enemies for 1d4 rounds and they are frightened.
lantern light won't be in the spellbook, because, seriously, Krog will use his rod of Lordly Might :smallamused: and thus can't cast lantern light :smallwink:
You mixed up cloudkill and stinking cloud.Automatic success if using an adamantine weapon as a focus.Quote:
detect secret door(S(M)): hit agianst the wall until it sounds funny or Korg smashes through the wall, battering ram as focus provides a +10 on the search check
GlitterIrondust -- Flint and Steel.
Glitterdust: Throw pouch of flour into the air. Material component: pouch of flour. Why doesn't it glitter? Because Korg is no girly elf.
Detect invisibility: "I SEEEEEE YOU!" Unfortunately the Target moves too fast to catch.
Arcane Lock: focus, one lock, placed on item to be locked. Now magically locked!
Blight: Material component: Contents of Bladder.
Calm Animals: "Animal calm now. See him lying there peacefully? No, he not dead, that silly... oops, maybe Krog too powerful a wizard."
Circle of Death. Draw circle in ground. If a creature crosses into circle, they die.
Confusion: works on enemies that see Krog 'casting'
Contagion: Krog sneezes on nearby opponent.
Create Food/Water: Survival check
Darkvision: Krog even got it permanent on himself. If it doesn't work, then you must have been blinded.
Detect animals or plants: "HEY YOU GU-UYS!"
Discern lies. Requires a hammer to make Law and Order sound, then Krog decides which words are lies and which aren't (hint, most enemies lie all the time)
Disguise Self (as barbarian) "Krog good wizard!"
Disrupt Undead: "He no have head. That disrupted!"
Eyebite: Krog drops pants
Forsight: "Krog knew that would happen!"
Ghost Sound: "Oooooh; Sppooooooooky!"
Hide from animals/undead: "They no can see me know" "Must have good will saves" Material component: Bush, placed on Krog's head.
Hold Portal: "Krog got it!"
Identify: "That pretty necklace."
Illusory script: "Krog protect spellbook with Illusory Script!"
Invisibility "If Krog can't see you, you can't see Krog!"
Mage Hand "Krog mage, so Krog's hand Mage Hand."
Mage's Lucubration: Material Component: alcohol "Krog Lucubrated!"
Mage's Sword: See Mage Hand, replace hand with sword
Magic Mouth: More Ventriloquism
Make Whole: Action: squeeze until parts stick together. Optional material component: Glue
Misdirection: Krog Misdirect other casters to believe Krog simple barbarian.
Open/Close: Focus: key for item to be opened or closed.
Passwall: Focus: digging tools
Produce Flame: Focus; Flint and Steel
Reduce Person/Animal: sit on target
Shrink Item: See above
Ventriloquism: "I'm really speaking from the statue and not from behind the middle door!"
Web: Material component: Net
I don't know if any of these are repeats, but I thought they were good ideas
A Barbarian Wizard? That Character must have been an illegitimate child to an actual wizard, but was raised by his father, being the chief of his clan.