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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
I assumed that was a euphemism. Also, it took an inordinate amount of time to load this Java fellow so lag is worrying me. Fair warning.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
D'anna Biers
I suppose I'll learn by experience. Where can I find you, jolly fellow you?
Also, cucumber sandwiches = a waste of cucumbers and bread. Although I heartily suspect, with a healthy glug of hot sauce...
Tabasco makes everything better. Including ice cream.
Seriously.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Dragonprime
Tabasco makes everything better. Including ice cream.
Seriously.
Once again, I agree with DP.
I'm beginning to see a trend...
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
While peppers can be considered a mild aphrodisiac due to the dirty thoughts elicited by their shape and use and the whole increasing heat and blood flow to the lips and such, I would have to recommend against its use in the bedroom.
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cycoris
Me has baby-want too. Why? WHY?!:smallmad:
:smallconfused: Biology. I want on one level to impregnate a woman. Considering your biology is on a slightly accelerated timescale relative to mine that you experience desires for reproducing should practically be expected.
I mean, hell, I certainly am not ready to raise a child either emotionally or financially, but I still want to have one or a dozen depending upon opportunity and other things. :smalltongue:
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
Once again, I agree with DP.
I'm beginning to see a trend...
I think you guys spend too much time in each other's company. :smalltongue:
Also: My parents sold my car and now my little brother has one and I don't. :smallmad: he keeps taking it to his friends' houses for hours on end and then I have to drive my mom's van. HATE!
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
That sucks.
On the bright side though, you now have a party van and a reason to not come home and instead socialize and get into whacky hijinks at college.
Hmm. Looks like I talk too much.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Dragonrider
I think you guys spend too much time in each other's company. :smalltongue:
I've never even seen Mr. Mud in person...
Also, a funny thing happened an hour ago, involving tabasco sauce. It came up in conversation, and one of my friends very loudly says "Yeah, it really sucks when you get that stuff on your balls. It burns so much." Everyone looked at him quietly, until one of us actually went ahead and asked why the hell he put tabasco sauce on his balls. He refused to give an answer.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Dragonprime
I've never even seen Mr. Mud in person...
Also, a funny thing happened an hour ago, involving tabasco sauce. It came up in conversation, and one of my friends very loudly says "Yeah, it really sucks when you get that stuff on your balls. It burns so much." Everyone looked at him quietly, until one of us actually went ahead and asked why the hell he put tabasco sauce on his balls. He refused to give an answer.
You mean, you don't KNOW? mmblrbmmbmrlingratemmblrmbmmblr
In other news...
I EMERGE FROM BATTLE!
With words rather than crude swords we fought. An epic battle of skill, luck, and wit. To the victor went the spoils of bragging right, and the eternal soul of the loser! Zee with the Z on the triple letter score was overpowered by Imagines with a +50 bonus, but even that mighty blow was eventually overshadowed by Job, Oho and Jog simultaneously. Finally, after much warring and sparring... two entered the arena, and when the dust finally cleared on our mighty battlefield, only one remained. For I, bloodied, battered, but unbroken, stood vi- wait no I lost. 377-359, victory Player Zero. Yeah, no, it was an alright game. I guess. It wasn't truly epic or anything.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
D'anna Biers
You mean, you don't KNOW? mmblrbmmbmrlingratemmblrmbmmblr
Well what I do know is that if you pour Goldbond powder on your balls it gives you a cool minty feeling.
>.>
<.<
Weird stuff happens in the boy scouts, ok?
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Also, he didn't keep his eye on the birdy...
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Originally Posted by
Dragonprime
Well what I do know is that if you pour Goldbond powder on your balls it gives you a cool minty feeling.
>.>
<.<
Weird stuff happens in the boy scouts, ok?
Someone got into the poison ivy jockstrap routine, eh? :smallamused:
Good times.
Horribly scarring, sterility inducing times.
But good. Since I wasn't involved with it due to it happening three campsites over.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Dragonprime
Well what I do know is that if you pour Goldbond powder on your balls it gives you a cool minty feeling.
>.>
<.<
Weird stuff happens in the boy scouts, ok?
Oh my god. Goldbond cures all of my Jock itch... and I was about to post about it... after I read the Tabasco thing... Err... :smalleek:.
DP THIS IS WEIRD. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
Oh my god. Goldbond cures all of my Jock itch... and I was about to post about it... after I read the Tabasco thing... Err... :smalleek:.
DP THIS IS WEIRD. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Shh, shh. It's okay. You're just in an episode of the Twilight Zone. He's not a real person...DP is Satan, alright? It's no big.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Coidzor
Also, he didn't keep his eye on the birdy...
Someone got into the poison ivy jockstrap routine, eh? :smallamused:
Good times.
Horribly scarring, sterility inducing times.
But good. Since I wasn't involved with it due to it happening three campsites over.
Actually, it was more of a "someone didn't want to get any chafing there, so he poured goldbond onto that area." This guy proceeded to tell the rest of the troop about it, after which half of us tried it. It was refreshing.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
D'anna Biers
Shh, shh. It's okay. You're just in an episode of the Twilight Zone. He's not a real person...DP is Satan, alright? It's no big.
No, I'm seriously like legitimately creeped out right now.
*grabs Dab's leg and doesn't let go. Ever.*
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
No, I'm seriously like legitimately creeped out right now.
MAYBE HE IS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE YOU!
You must take this chance right now: make out with him. don't steal jokes from xkcd with him!
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
Oh my god. Goldbond cures all of my Jock itch... and I was about to post about it... after I read the Tabasco thing... Err... :smalleek:.
DP THIS IS WEIRD. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Well your answer is below.
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Originally Posted by
D'anna Biers
Shh, shh. It's okay. You're just in an episode of the Twilight Zone. He's not a real person...DP is Satan, alright? It's no big.
Quite simply, I am Satan. Lucifer. The devil. El diablo. The beast. Das Teufel. However you wish to refer to me. This is also why I'm more metal than you.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Dragonprime
This is also why I'm more metal than you.
Fair enough, but you're metal lower extremities far surpass those of the normal metal head. Mine, I think, are above average, but not quite that same calibur as yours.*
But I'm more crazierest than you, though.
*stabs with rusty craving knife.*
*Also, remember that time we had the Metallica Song-Off in an RB?
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
Fair enough, but you're metal lower extremities far surpass those of the normal metal head. Mine, I think, are above average, but not quite that same calibur as yours.*
But I'm more crazierest than you, though.
*stabs with rusty craving knife.*
*Also, remember that time we had the Metallica Song-Off in an RB?
I do remember the song-off. As I recall, I win. It was the end of the line for you once you started using covers, and not songs originally written by Metallica.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
I...think I should maybe leave this thread right now. :smalleek: :smalltongue:
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Dragonrider
I...think I should maybe leave this thread right now. :smalleek: :smalltongue:
Stay. The power of Satan Dragonprime compells you.
Exorcist reference!
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Dragonprime
I do remember the song-off. As I recall, I win. It was the end of the line for you once you started using covers, and not songs originally written by Metallica.
There were no set rules... And let's not start this. Or else, I fear, I'll be the Hero of the Day.
And no! DeeRee don't go! We won't have a voice of reason anymore.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
There were no set rules... And let's not start this. Or else, I fear, I'll be the Hero of the Day.
And no! DeeRee don't go! We won't have a voice of reason anymore.
You won't win. I can go longer because I have more Fuel to run on than you do.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Dragonrider
I...think I should maybe leave this thread right now. :smalleek: :smalltongue:
This is random banter, everyone here is disturbing at one point or another.
I'm trying to get a driver's license. Why? identification purposes primarily. I hate driving.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Dragonprime
You won't win. I can go longer because I have more Fuel to run on than you do.
Fuel runs out on the Low Man's road, my friend.
Yeah, that's right. Newsted era, biotch.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Nooo, not Metallica! Let's broaden our horizons! Bands signed to Jagjagawaur! Bach! Gregorian Chant!
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
Fuel runs out on the Low Man's road, my friend.
Yeah, that's right. Newsted era, biotch.
It's Low Man's LYRIC sonny boy. Get the full title in, or else I will strap you to a chair and make you Ride the Lightning
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Dragonprime
It's Low Man's LYRIC sonny boy. Get the full title in, or else I will strap you to a chair and make you Ride the Lightning
Sonny boy? I don't like your Attitude.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
Sonny boy? I don't like your Attitude.
The day that I change my attitude is The Day That Never Comes.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Dragonprime
The day that I change my attitude is The Day That Never Comes.
Yeah, well I can wait. And when it comes, Carpe Diem, Baby.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mud
Yeah, well I can wait. And when it comes, Carpe Diem, Baby.
You're too arrogant. There is no Escape from my victory.