Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase

The evil shadow tree says that I must die, so I shoulder my ax and began to sing, sing, sing!

Spoiler: This song

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleeps all night and I works all day ...

Keyfabe Movers, Inc.

Playing with haunted dolls in the Feydark.

Poison in the pancakes, poison in the porridge.

1 dead, 2 downed, and 2 barely hanging on.

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Thaumaturgy megaphone and rock to mud tower.

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Incidental werewolves and numerous fireballs

"I hope nothing ruins this fancy dinner party...GOOD HEAVENS!"

"Sorcerer you are dominated. why yes Psychic Scream sounds like a great spell to cast on your allies"

The hostages we rescued flew home on the backs of three young copper dragons; we owe "Mom" a favor.

Kobolds in the Mist.

Cleric redeemed a 1,000 year old undead soul.

The two ways to retrieve the blood of a dead god: ritually murdering someone in an act of betrayal... or just going down into the well with a bucket.

Start of session: macabre puzzles. End of session: Combat with chess rules. I got a headache from resolving the rule conflicts.

A dragon-shaped elder fire elemental gave a "lick" to an Azer. (granted, this was in 3.5 so the results were a "bit" different than they would've been in 5e)

Warmage used up all of his spell slots casting counterspell, and no long rest in sight.

The Poisoner isn't as scary if every player has Juggernaut.

A new generation learns why you should never split the party, and why Long Rests are your friend.

A simple bar fight..... classic.

Misunderstanding lead to meta-argument

CR 4 creatures vs level 17 party things, themed vampires vs zombies and we got some murder hobo misdirection.

She walked into the barroom, had two glasses of rum, and then tipped the band heavily enough that they played a burlesque...which she danced until she was in her birthday suit on the final note. The performance roll was a 29 (party bard gave bardic inspiration) and as she walked back to the bar her barbarian boyfriend had to intimidate a new fan into leaving her alone.

Yes, that was more than one sentence, but given the objective of that session being "keep a low profile" it was even better.

I attacked the bird manhole cover.

Welcome to level 15. Yes, 8th level spells are all great. we know. Just pick two.

Disrupted the cultists thereby setting free the evil creature they were summoning. No fun for anybody.

I have never been so elated to see a past PC cameo--even if it was an evil shadow clone version that tried to kill us.

We have an audience with the King to inform him that God told us to form the Avengers by tracking down previous and concurrent PC parties, only for the King to reply that the Crown had already started doing the same thing at the behest of his trusted advisor (and probably a secret bad guy, based on context clues and general vibes) the High Priest.

Sewer patrol is not an asset to digestive health, but it beats spending two days in the pillory.

The whole party accidentally wind walked down a storm drain.

Ogre congaline and punching out fires.

The Drake Taxi service is getting onery. Combat may be inevitable.