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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
{table]player|action
Almighty Salmon|Shoot Air
Ariko|Shoot Yspoch
Banjo1985|Shoot Vampiric
ben9089|
DarkLightDragon|Shoot self
Destro Yersul|shoots self
Dr. Bath|
Draken|Shoot self
Emperor Demonking|shoot JurgenVW
evnafets|Shoot Air
faerwain|Shoot Air
Fin|
Fleeing Coward|
Fredricus|Shoot Vampiric
Freshmeat_|Shoot Yspoch
Frigs|Shoot Air
Ink|shoot evnafets
jurgenVW|Shoot air
Kasz|Shoot self
Krursk|
Lord Fullbladder|Shoot Air
Lord Herman|Shoot self
Mordokai|Shoot self
Mustiado|Shoot Freshmeat
radikalskippy|Shoot Shadow
Raeden|Shoot Draken
Raiser_B1ade|Shoot Ariko
Rowena|Shoot Mordokai
Shadow|Shoot evnafets
someoneontoyou|
St.Sinner|Shoot Air
Stu42|Shoot self
thanatos5150|Shoot self
Ugly Panda|Shoot air
Vampiric|Shoot Ugly Panda
Yspoch|Shoot Shadow
Zombie Pixe|Shoot Dr. Bath
[/table]
Players alive:
Almighty Salmon
Frigs
Lord Fullbladder
St.Sinner
Raiser_B1ade
Zombie Pixe
Ink
Mustiado
Emperor Demonking
Draken
Mordokai
radikalskippy
Banjo1985
Fredricus
ben9089
Fin
Fleeing Coward
Krursk
someoneontoyou
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
has round two begun yet? me need more kills :smallamused:
Sorry bath man, you jsut seemed such a pleasant target :smalltongue:
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Crap, I'm dead! Why did everyone shoot the air when they could have been shooting me?
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
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Freshmeat on the other hand hide up at the twisted slide. “No one will find me here! No kid ever goes near the twisted slide.” Suddenly he remembers why no kid ever goes to the twisted slide. “This is MY slide you moron!” are the last words he hears before a fist from Mustiado knocks him out.
No! How could I forget about my nemesis!
Watch out, Mustiado, now it's on!!
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I think I'm not in the story.:smallfrown:
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W00T?! I survived? :smalleek:
Beer and pretzels for everybody! :smallamused:
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I was planning to shoot myself, but I figured karma would then make it so that nobody shot me. Meh. Kudos to everyone who survived.
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
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Originally Posted by
Stu42
I think I'm not in the story.:smallfrown:
It's KENNY!!!!
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Oh my god, Stu killed Kenny!
Only Draken and Mordokai shot themselves and survived.
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
Ooooops, forgot to mention: Round two begins now and ends about tuesday, 21:00 GMT +1
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Curse you dice! Two dice rolls said "Shoot someone" "Kasz":smallfrown:
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Damn it Fredricus! I didn't realise that the Grudge was going 'inter-game'... :smallannoyed:
I shall have my revenge...
...
Everytime I say that, you kill me one more time.... :smallconfused:
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I knew I forgot something, guess I'll just bring the inter-game rivalry over this round.
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whoot, let the mindless violence continue, im like a ikle pixie with a hand axe :smallbiggrin:
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Haha! Take that, Nemesis! THIS IS MY TWISTY SLIDE!
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Well, my record continues.
Let's see how many games it'll take before I get to the second round.
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EVERYBODY ignores the half-elf.
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Wahey I survived!
"Grazgob teach nasty vampire to hurt bug teddy bear!"
Hmmm I seem to be better at this than the team one! :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
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Originally Posted by
Zar Peter
OK, it took me long enough... enjoy. And if not: Please remember it's my first attempt.
I don't know if you did so intentionally, by I think the writing style fits the theme perfectly :)
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
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Originally Posted by
Raeden
I don't know if you did so intentionally, by I think the writing style fits the theme perfectly :)
:smallbiggrin:
Of course intentionally... hmmm, I should do something similar in the next round... how about the big Kindergarten fight?
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End of round two... the self murder round :smallbiggrin:
You see: The see-saw. A little Warforged and a small human kid sitting on it. Since the Warforged is a little bit heavier the little human mostly hangs up in the sky.
Suddenly little Gilph has an idea.
“Hey, Frigs, what if I jump onto the see saw? You would be jump up into the sky, that would be cool, what do you think?”
“Well.. I don’t know Gilphie, I think it could be fun. Let’s try it.”
So Gilph jumps with full power on the see saw and Frigs fly up to the sky. Gilph trys to make out where Frigs is landing but it’s too far away from him.
“Damned, now I can’t ask him how cool it was…”
“So, Mordokai, your telekinetic abilities are quite impressive, but what are you doing when you are in real danger?” “Hmmm… My father told me I should planeshift then but I never tried it till now” “Why not?” Well, I could get into a plane I don’t know. And then I’m lost.”
“Ach, come on! No risk no fun. And when you come back tell me what it looked like.” “OK, I’ll try it but only one second.”
Unfortunatly Mordokai transferred himself into the nine hells of Baathor… And never came back. Poor Ink, his invisible friend was gone. For ever.
Skippys potato launcher needed ammunition. Ninjalike he sneaked into the kitchen and stole some potatos, unfortunately the chef was very good in detecting ninjas. His parents weren’t pleased when they heard what happened.
The King of the twisted slide made physical experiments. “What happens if I cover the slide with grease? I must be sliding unbelieveable fast.”
And really, Mustiado was so fast he shot out of the slide inot the chestnut tree 5m away.
Grazgob is happy. Bad Vampire is dead. Out of enthusiasm he throws up the broken spade. By falling down it hits him in the eye and hurts him nearly fatal.
Fredricus, the werewolf cub, just discovered that his sense of smell increases a lot when changing into wolf form. Unfortunatly his visual sense decreases nearly to the same amount. He learned this by biting into someone elses lunchbox which he confused with his own. It contained garlic sausage.
Draken left the sandpit. He had cought one human, that’s enough.
Then he saw it… the Trampoline! No one used it, finally he would learn how to jump really high. But, at the same time, not only he had this idea, St. Stinner and Raiser B1ade both ran to the Trampoline, too.
Fortunately this gadget was safe for three kids. They began to jump. Higher and higher. Unfortunately a dwarf kid is very heavy. It should jump alone. After about five jumps the Trampoline broke and the three landed on the earth, braking some bones.
Fullbladder, the goblin kid, was searching for a live form he could hurt. Something like… a little Chicken. Yes, a chicken, like this one. This Fleeing Coward. He grabbed the chicken at the throat and wanted to squeeze a little bit as suddenly an axe cut of one of his fingers.
“This my chicken! Me wanna hurt!” the little Pixie claimed. “Never! I saw it first!” Fullbladder answered. And the fight began. The Pixie and the Goblin kid fought near death and at the end the Goblin was victorious. He panted very hard but he had smashed the Pixie between his fingers. As he looked around, the chicken was gone. Only an Elf grub was standing beside him. “You hurt this harmless little Pixie, a creature of mother nature? Take that!” Poor Fullbladder was so shattered, he couldn’t defend the Elf called Fin.
The little Demonking was very pleased. His nosebitting stuffed Demon was a great success. His next invention was demonic toys for the sandbox. He gave one to someone who was playing there. The toy was programmed to shovel sand into the eyes of the victim continously. After about one minute someone ran into the NPC-Inn to hide from the sandbox.
“Look at this Playgound Krursk, do you really want to go there?” “No, ben, lets see if we find a better place for us.”
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
{table]player|action
Almighty Salmon | Shoot Frigs
Banjo1985 | Shoot self
ben9089 |
Draken | Shoot self
Emperor Demonking | Shoot someoneonotyou
Fin | Shoot Fullbladder
Fleeing Coward | Shoot self
Fredricus | Shoot self
Frigs |
Ink | Shoot air
Krursk |
Lord Fullbladder | Shoot Fleeing Coward
Mordokai | Shoot self
Mustiado | Shoot self
radikalskippy | Shoot self
Raiser_B1ade | Shoot self
someoneontoyou |
St.Sinner | Shoot self
Zombie Pixe | Shoot Fleeing Coward
[/table]
Players alive:
Almighty Salmon
Emperor Demonking
Fin
Fleeing Coward
Ink
Send in your actions until Friday, 21:00 GMT +1, round will end then or if I have all actions.
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
No salmon but goblin's the next best thing I guess :smallbiggrin:
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At least I got to murder a pixie. I'll catch you in one of these RAF-type games, Coward.
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You can try but considering how much I shoot myself, I'd have thought people would have learnt by now to just leave me alone and let me kill myself :smalltongue:
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Am I really so unpopular that nobody wants to shoot me? :smallfrown:
*goes crying in the corner*
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Oh. My. God.
That's ridiculous. I think the only people at fault here are those violent individuals who didn't shoot themselves as well, thus making the entire round a draw. :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
Am I really so unpopular that nobody wants to shoot me? :smallfrown:
*goes crying in the corner*
Awww... poor Mordokai. Wait, maybe I can help. Luigi?
Yes sir?
You said you need some practice for your new job? This guy in the corner, shoot him!
Ok.
*Blam Blam*
Done sir.
Good boy. I will tell the godfather that you are ready for your first real job.
Thank you, sir!
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Re: Ready - Aim - Fire Classic I: The Giant Playground
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Originally Posted by
Mustiado
Oh. My. God.
That's ridiculous. I think the only people at fault here are those violent individuals who didn't shoot themselves as well, thus making the entire round a draw. :smallbiggrin:
Yes, that would have been funnier.