Handbook of Heroes #385: Unsurprising
Sometimes, it's less fun experiencing a surprise twist than crafting one. Dramatic irony is good for you!
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Handbook of Heroes #385: Unsurprising
Sometimes, it's less fun experiencing a surprise twist than crafting one. Dramatic irony is good for you!
Handbook of Heroes #38:7 Heavy Lies the Crown
In which our poor unfortunate Wizard is obliged to forever retire from the campaign.
Handbook of Heroes #389: Desecration
In which Fighter pisses off the undead.
Handbook of Heroes #391: Decorum
Have some sympathy for Wizard. It's not easy being a serious-face RP type in the company of murderhobos.
Handbook of Heroes #393: Improvised Weapons
Nunchuck franks! Rump roast great club! Side of beef tower shield! Throwing pork chops! Side of coleslaw!
I guess that steak's seasoned with garlic.:smallbiggrin:
Also, I could almost pity Summoner.
If he didn't more than deserve it.:smallannoyed:
So I'm gonna cheer the ladys on instead.:smallamused:
I would recommend gagging him though...
If I was that vamp, I'd be adding salt to the mix. "It's a homophone your jerks! That's not how it works! Hissss!"
Like an under-leveled wizard in a solo-adventure, dude needs to pick his battles.
Also like an under-leveled wizard in a solo-adventure, it amuses me no end imagining the carnage.
Handbook of Heroes #395: Dominate Hair
Alternate title: Necromancer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Hair Day.
Handbook of Heroes #397: No Quest Too Small
In which Magus learns a harsh lesson about reading the small print.
I'm with Magus on this one.
Dead or Alive is the default assumption with Wanted posters*.
If dead isn't a option you have to specify so beforehand.:smallamused:
Besides, it's the hedgehog's fault for fighting back.
Had it come with Magus peacefully everything would be fine.
*And what else is a lost pet flyer if not a Wanted poster?:smalltongue:
Didn't that hedgehog used to be bigger?
I feel like this isn't the first time the Witch has needed to get a new familar, even if she didn't kill them herself. She probably doesn't live the safest of lifestyles, and a few do-gooders probably know to attack a witch's familiar, no matter how cute.
But yes, it does look a wee bit smaller, but that could just be the art style. Unless you are referring THAT comic, and I have completely missed the joke again.
Handbook of Heroes #400: Unholy Heals
There's some debate between the writing team and the art team over the correct number on this comic. The website says it #400, the art files say it's #401. In either case, that's a ****load of comics.
We suggest you celebrate by coming on down to the Temple of the Goodly Gods. Bring your coupon for one free healz! (Expires 4/24/1998.)
Meh, why bother with healing when you can... encourage* some NPCs to fix your buddies?
*Pay them, speechify about the importance of your quest, blackmail, threaten them and their loved ones, do the same with innocents, start going through with those threats, sing...
Even befriending them is a option.
Whatever it takes to get those idiots you're stuck with nursed back to health.
Or you know...Seduce one. Since she's a succubus. Sorta what they do?
Handbook of Heroes #401: Subbing In
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
If the number of dismembered would-be heroes is directly proportional to the amount of treasure in a monster lair, whatever is in that cave should easily pay for his resurrection anyway.
As coldhearted as she's beautiful...*:smalleek:
And now I'm imagining Wizard sounding like Boa Hancock...:smallbiggrin:
For the „hired help”?
Probably.:smalltongue:
The list is arranged in ascending order of vileness though.:smallamused:
*Yet wise enough not to demand the impossible of her underlings.
A true leader!
Handbook of Heroes #403: Advantageous Position
THIEF: "Look at that thing's field of vision. I specifically moved to stand to its left. That's CLEARLY advantage."
Haw Haw:smallbiggrin:
Handbook of Heroes #405: "From Hell's Heart"
I don't know who that mourner lady is, but I do know that her first action in initiative will involve frantically beating Cleric with a black umbrella.
I mean at least he noticed before he reached the waiting cloud.:smallbiggrin:
Handbook of Heroes #407: "Aura of Personal Space"
In which The Anti-Party get all up ons.
I'm kinda with his buddys there.
If you got something that keeps the icky things away you stick as close as possible to it.
And yes, paladins count as something.
They're basically robots anyway.:smalltongue: