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All hail The One True Snuggles, our lord and master!
I shall now introduce myself as "An Orthodox Worshipper of Snuggles, May His Eyes Not Come To Rest On Me."
Those who disturb his catnaps shall suffer DISINTEGRATION!
But not before being toyed with!
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*offers neighbor wraped in catnip* CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD
heeheehee being a cleric is fun when you have an epic god, snuggles can kill any god anywhere anytime he wants, i'm 3.5, i don't have 4.0 books
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I'm in pain from laughing so hard!
This probably means that snuggles will allow me to live for a moment in order to properly savor the suffering before disintegrating me.
All hail our fuzzy overlord.
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This thread is pure AWESOME!
So whats Snuggles other domain?
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legoshrimp
This thread is pure AWESOME!
So whats Snuggles other domain?
All of them.
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DarknessLord
All of them.
Except "good".
Snuggles is PURE EVIL.
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No, he's so evil he actually corrupted the entire good domain.
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Domains?
Domination.
You will obey the Snuggles.:smallfurious:
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AstralFire
No, he's so evil he actually corrupted the entire good domain.
he keeps it in a small fuzzy ball that he bats back and forth when he's in the mood
it jingles
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I would say Animal, Chaos, Destruction, Evil, and Trickery.
EDIT: On reflection, the entire domain of good trapped inside a small jingly ball is too good to NOT make canon.
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Verosce
I would say Animal, Chaos, Destruction, Evil, and Trickery.
EDIT: On reflection, the entire domain of good trapped inside a small jingly ball is too good to NOT make canon.
On the other hand, that might displease NG Pun-Pun.
On does not displease NG Pun-Pun, even if one is the mighty Dread Lord SNUGGLES. Not saying who would win, but I figger Snuggles would want to save his energy for vaporizing those who displease him.
Besides, he's going to be a good deal too busy fighting REX, THE WONDER DOG to take on any other challengers.
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chiasaur11
On the other hand, that might displease NG Pun-Pun.
On does not displease NG Pun-Pun, even if one is the mighty Dread Lord SNUGGLES. Not saying who would win, but I figger Snuggles would want to save his energy for vaporizing those who displease him.
Besides, he's going to be a good deal too busy fighting REX, THE WONDER DOG to take on any other challengers.
Busy, Snuggles is just letting Rex live while he plays with him. Once Snuggles has becom bored with Rex, the dog will be destroyed like all those who challenge our lord.
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BRC
Busy, Snuggles is just letting Rex live while he plays with him. Once Snuggles has becom bored with Rex, the dog will be destroyed like all those who challenge our lord.
Rex killed a T-Rex with an Atom Bomb.
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS!
Has anyone statted Rex out?
I'm now perversely curious.
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chiasaur11
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS!
nope, guess who DOES have Rex's Thumbs :smallamused:
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Snuggles the death kitty tires of this insignificant trifling thread. Snuggles will DESTROY!
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Smeggedoff
nope, guess who DOES have Rex's Thumbs :smallamused:
Well, one of them formed Snuggles after Rex cut it off for being too weak.
Don't know what happened to the other one.
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chiasaur11
Well, one of them formed Snuggles after Rex cut it off for being too weak.
Don't know what happened to the other one.
Funny, those of us who know the truth tell a rather smiler story, only it was the other way around, and instead of a thumb, it was a rather insignificant deposit in the great liter box.
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DarknessLord
Funny, those of us who know the truth tell a rather smiler story, only it was the other way around, and instead of a thumb, it was a rather insignificant deposit in the great liter box.
Yeah.
I find most Snugglites who know the truth tell it that way.
Less humiliating for them than the real story.
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chiasaur11
Yeah.
I find most Snugglites who know the truth tell it that way.
Less humiliating for them than the real story.
You are a foul Rexist, who shall soon be smitten and be catnip. Catnip! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOOOOOD!
Edit, FOR JUSTICE: As will you, poster below...
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chiasaur11
Besides, he's going to be a good deal too busy fighting REX, THE WONDER DOG to take on any other challengers.
Seconded.
Rex can take on anything at anytime and in anyplace.
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You know, this is begging to be settled in the Arena.
Snuggles the Death Kitten and nine of his stoutest devotees versus Rex the Wonder Dog and whatever posse he can whip up.
No holds barred cage match.
May the best god-animal win.
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I for one welcome our new cat overlords.
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darknesslord leads the way with including it in his sig - im joining him
all hail the cult of snuggles
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chiasaur11
Has anyone statted Rex out?
I'm now perversely curious.
I'm not sure, don't think so. What are the stats on a dog that could probably take out Batman and Superman combined, all while swinging on a vine by his teeth and carrying a wounded soldier?
Of course Rex wouldn't take out Batman or Superman since he is LG and wouldn't go about destroying other heroes. They slip up though, and they are going to be hearing the howl of justice.
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You've forgotten Snuggles' one weakness - laser pointers! Yes, he can be distracted from disintegrating you for a few seconds if you happen to have one on you! Perhaps just long enough to cast a quickened plane shift... if you're lucky.
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I must join the cult of snuggles, CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD.
Rex shall be batted about like the rest of good in the dark lords great fuzzy jingling ball.
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QUOTE=Taim;5056480]I would love to see that fight![/QUOTE]
in dnd 3.5 an angry house cat could indeed kill a commoner. judging by the stats and the fact that we did it before.
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i would say keep it the same, maybe throw in some weaker monsters. unless of course, like in my party, or wizard/rogue decides he wants to be a fighter and rushes in head first. then by all means, kill said person.
however if its your tank thats being killed then you should definitly either focus on someone else when their health is low or just maybe give them slightly easier opponents.
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Someone obviously missed the current atmosphere.
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Hsssssst...
Roll the Unbeliever in Catnip and feed him to Snuggles
The Great Furry One is allowing the Rexists to continue to exist, Snuggles is not yet bored of playing with his food.