guys, I think you better wake up
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guys, I think you better wake up
Ohhh shi*t. This isn't good. Anybody got a rocket launcher? This is serious sh*t.
Brendan draws his Uzi.
Lets get to the basement, we should be protected.
F*ck that! there's probably a million of those down there!
It's too big to fit down there, and I'd rather fight a million festers then that freakin thing.
Brendan runs to the cellar door. He opens it up and does a sweep with his light, checking for anything.
Pedro follows, walking backwards and with his gun held high
what about that Ahz chick?
Right as your about to go down into the cellar you hear ALOT of moaning, and in the cellar you see not one, nor two but TWENTY zombies down there apperently Ahz's dad was trying to be humane, and locked them up down there. The tank stood there, ready for the fight of its life.
Pedro turns, screaming curses in mexican (not spanish) and firing the shotgun as fast as his chubby arms permitted him
OH F*CK. AHZ, IM GOING TO KILL YOUR DAD."
Brendan slams the door.
We need a plan. Lets just spray into the basement. I got 60 rounds in this uzi, so it may work, but lets have a shotgun at the ready.
Brendan pulls out the Uzi, and with one hand reaches out, ready to fire.
Ready?
Pedro tranqulizes as he reloads the shotgun.
Let's roll
Gah! I need new writers
Brendan opens the door, quickly firing at anything at the bottom of the stairs until they stop moving, reloading if he has too.
I have to go to sleep now, just pretend I'm not here, or NPC me.
Pedro shoots surprisingly fast from above brendan's shoulder
...to hell! to hell I tell you...!
-moan- killing us will not stop the buig guy from ripping the house up, and finding you -moan-) Just a little hint.
Shut up! you reanimated corpse!
@upstairs:Someone get on the big guy case!
Ahz, seeing the giant monstrosity, run upstairs and breaks out a window. Ahz levels his hunting rifle through the window, and fires one shot, to see how effective it is.
Brendan slams the door.
This is no use.
He runs up to a second story window, much like Ahz, and fires what remains in his clip into the behemoth, reloading after than (3 extra clips left).
let's find some bombs, that'll be faster
Wait, someone find matches and rags. Ahz, where do you parents keep the alcohol. Its time for some cocktails.
I like how you think
goes to the bedrooms and gets some drapes and bedsheets
But I don't think there's any gasoline here
Alcohol is explosive to some degree, and its worth a try.
Jordan uses the machete to cut the sheets into strips, then runs through the house looking for beer, wine, anything, and some matches or a lighter.
Pedro then starts looking for a flare
...to throw and distract the thing...
Unforutqantely Alex's search only turs up an exceptionaly powerful flash light, and a bottle of vodka, as for Ahz's shotm, and the full uzi clip being loaded into his VERY big ass, the uzi had lttle effect due to it being only 9mm parabellum rounds, while the heavier, and much more pwerful rifle, hit him square in the eye. (you dont deserve this luck.) And sent the thing reeling backwards.
Pedro leaps out of the window, carrying a molotov cocktail.
He then stops and throws it at the thing
WHAT THE FU** AHZ. You are just too damn lucky.
Umm.. You need a source of fire. Flashlights make light, not fire. If you break it carefully you could, maybe, light it using heat from the filament, but you would have to be very precise.
That would break your legs.)
WE DIDN'T FIND ANY DAMN MATCHES!
Brendan thinks quickly, this could end badly.
Use a rock to break just the first layer of glass on the flashlight, then use a knife to carefully break the glass of the bulb. Press the filament against the cloth, the heat should ignite it.
Pedro does so and throws the resulting cocktail at the monster
(sorry guys, but the description does indeed state that thy can survive almost indefinte exposure to fire.) The cocktail catches, and ignites but all it seems to do is make him a lttle softer. (the uzi will work now.)