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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
Uh, uh, uh! We got a new female characters! Let's play a little game called: How long until she gets a spin-off comic! :smalltongue:
Okay, more serious: How long until we get to see her titties? I'd say... about 10 weeks.
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
No. The question is; how long until she starts wanting to have sex with Gary
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
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Originally Posted by
Wraith
This is a good sign, at least - Gary's first encounter with Kiley was noteworthy only because it was over quickly, whereas the second one with Sonya seems to have finished without any remarkable mishaps.
Congratulations, Gary - your performance has been ungraded from 'slightly disappointing' to 'average'. In the immortal words of Brian Blessed, I think we'd all be happy with that. :smallbiggrin:
Clearly spoken too soon.
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
Apparently so.
Still, I can't find it in me to make fun of Gary for it.
Sonya has made it clear that she's just using him to get back at Yuki; If he gets to 'use' her - even unintentionally like today's comic - in return and gets what he wants too.... Well, it's probably not a healthy relationship, but they're both getting what they want. Good for him, I guess? :smallconfused::smalltongue:
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
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Originally Posted by
Wraith
Congratulations, Gary - your performance has been ungraded from 'slightly disappointing' to 'average'. In the immortal words of Brian Blessed, I think we'd all be happy with that. :smallbiggrin:
So, 45 seconds is average for you?
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
It's certainly not improving Gary's average.
Alas, Sonya's altruism, we knew thee not very well. Such a brief, bright spark, alone in the darkness, you will be missed.
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Originally Posted by
The Glyphstone
It's certainly not improving Gary's average.
He did better by two seconds. That's an average increase of one second.
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Originally Posted by
Herpestidae
He did better by two seconds. That's an average increase of one second.
Didn't he do worse by 2 seconds? I thought we got our thread title, 47 seconds later, from his first encounter with Kiley?
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Originally Posted by
The Glyphstone
Didn't he do worse by 2 seconds? I thought we got our thread title, 47 seconds later, from his first encounter with Kiley?
Nope. It was 43. Can't link the comic because of boobs, but it's number 539
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Originally Posted by
Herpestidae
Nope. It was 43. Can't link the comic because of boobs, but it's number 539
Huh. Clearly our thread title is in error then, and his average did actually improve. Go gary!
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
"Maybe he was hoping to find candy" has to be the line of the comic so far.
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
It's worthy of thread-title-dom, if we don't get anything better in 9 pages.
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
If so, I propose we capitalize the C, to make it innuendo.
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Originally Posted by
teratorn
So, 45 seconds is average for you?
I was more thinking the "improving with every attempt" thing, but who am I to spoil your dreams? :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by Morph Bark
If so, I propose we capitalize the C, to make it innuendo.
Capitalizing the C turns it into a noun, and there is another webcomic called Candi. Gary was groping Sonya looking for "Candy" is either a very, very meta reference/pun or my brain just went to a very strange place. :smallsmile:
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
Huh, we really went through almost a whole thread without noticing that mistake...
I'm not sure if I fail to get the candy line in it's entirety or if there just isn't any more to get...
We could just improve our performance in accordance with Gary and go for "45 Seconds later".
(Also, you know... considering Gary's usual "workout" as a virgin I'd assume he'd be a bit more used and able to last longer)
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Originally Posted by
Wraith
Capitalizing the C turns it into a noun, and there is another webcomic called
Candi. Gary was groping Sonya looking for "Candy" is either a very, very meta reference/pun or my brain just went to a very strange place. :smallsmile:
I was aiming for the idea that he was looking for someone named Candy, so that's a close enough one on the meta reference. :smalltongue:
As for it turning it into a noun... candy already is a noun. It's just not a proper noun. (Then again, Ma3 is hardly proper.)
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Originally Posted by
Kato
(Also, you know... considering Gary's usual "workout" as a virgin I'd assume he'd be a bit more used and able to last longer)
There's a... big difference in sensation between a hand and more stimulating parts of the body. Especially if they are not your own.
Plus he hasn't gotten off in a while, presumably.
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
All words in a title except for articles, prepositions and conjunctions should be capitalized anyway, so there really isn't a problem.
I also vote we extend it a bit: Looking for Candy in All the Wrong Places
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Originally Posted by
Morph Bark
As for it turning it into a noun... candy already is a noun. It's just not a proper noun. (Then again, Ma3 is hardly proper.)
Meh; nouns, formal nouns.... I knew what I meant :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
Herpestidae
I also vote we extend it a bit: Looking for Candy in All the Wrong Places
"Ménage à 3 IV: Looking for 'Candy' in All the Wrong Places". It's trivial, but I like the implied ambiguity :smalltongue:
....But only because "Ménage à 3 IV: Where Grammar Nazis Get Their Pr0n" would probably turn Glyphstone and AverageJoe apoplectic with rage if we tried it. :smallwink:
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
Well, on the plus side, Gary got to play with boobs for a couple hours and then finish off to slightly improve his average. I'd say he won that encounter. :smallbiggrin:
(...who's "Suziii" again? Is that Zii?)
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
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Originally Posted by
Morph Bark
There's a... big difference in sensation between a hand and more stimulating parts of the body. Especially if they are not your own.
Plus he hasn't gotten off in a while, presumably.
Not that I think there have been any studes on that (who am I kidding but I certainly won't google it) I'd assume that excessive hand work can have a de-sensitiving effect and thus also increase duration... possibly. But I really don't to argue about that.
I'm still guessing even if he didn't get to do anything with Yuki it doesn't mean he hasn't gotten off.
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Originally Posted by
Domochevsky
(...who's "Suziii" again? Is that Zii?)
Most probably. Though I don't think anyone ever called her that before.
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Cikomyr
No. The question is; how long until she starts wanting to have sex with Gary
A long time with how our favorite not a lesbian is trashing his performance. Up till now all the ladies seemed to think he was a sex god. Now this one knows its a great oral technique and 45 seconds of poke and hump.
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Traab
A long time with how our favorite not a lesbian is trashing his performance. Up till now all the ladies seemed to think he was a sex god. Now this one knows its a great oral technique and 45 seconds of poke and hump.
You are forgetting "hours"* of awkwardness.
*It's unclear whether this was hyperbole or not.
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snoopy13a
You are forgetting "hours"* of awkwardness.
*It's unclear whether this was hyperbole or not.
Yeah because that makes it better. "Oh yeah, he will swirly the life out of you, then spend several hours groping you and finish off with 45 seconds of sex." I think ill put that on my craigs list account to really bring in the ladies! lol
In all seriousness though, I am surprised she left it like that. I mean, he is a young man, with a lot of pent up frustration to burn. I bet if she had just wiggled her torso in his face for 5 seconds he would have been up for another round. Keep doing that and eventually he would have lasted long enough for her to actually get into it a bit. Once he starts breaking the 1 minute mark, she might have time to make suggestions about technique and ways to make sure they both enjoy this part.
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Originally Posted by
Kato
Most probably. Though I don't think anyone ever called her that before.
She did, when she was introducing herself
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Originally Posted by
Kato
I'd assume that excessive hand work can have a de-sensitiving effect and thus also increase duration... possibly. But I really don't to argue about that.
We know one of his «best recorded performances» was 60 seconds... so that's not the way to go.
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
By the way, there is really a bar named "Les Foufounes Electriques" (the electric buttcheeks) in Montreal.
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Originally Posted by
Cikomyr
By the way, there is really a bar named "Les Foufounes Electriques" (the electric buttcheeks) in Montreal.
I've been there! Cool place. The graffiti in the bathrooms was particularly memorable.
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
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Originally Posted by
Kato
Uh, uh, uh! We got a new female characters! Let's play a little game called: How long until she gets a spin-off comic! :smalltongue:
Okay, more serious: How long until we get to see her titties? I'd say... about 10 weeks.
Sonya's blonde co-worker has been in the strip for about as long as Sonya. She only appears as an audience for rants like these though.
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
I would suggest twisting the quote a bit for thread title to, I was hoping for candy.
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One has to wonder why she put up with that without some kind of direction for so long.
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Originally Posted by
snoopy13a
"Maybe he was hoping to find candy" has to be the line of the comic so far.
Aye.
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Originally Posted by
The Glyphstone
It's certainly not improving Gary's average.
Alas, Sonya's altruism, we knew thee not very well. Such a brief, bright spark, alone in the darkness, you will be missed.
No one has sex out of altruism. Enlightened Self-Interest, now...