What if the Were-Octopus's favourite food was Takoyaki. Only found out about his curse afterward.......Fridge Horror.
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Wait, I've got it. Decanter of Endless Water.
Jam it in your siphon hole.
Bam! You can now Jet on land.
And it even puts out the fire behind it!
EDIT: I had another thought. Assuming you CAN do this, by handwavium or RAW or whatever--Feather Fall. Are there rules for lateral acceleration? I mean, if you're up in the air and falling slowly, you aren't just going to lose all that momentum the moment the jet turns off... How fast can you end up moving with Feather Fall on and jetting every chance you get?
Does this create a supersonic cephalopod?
People seem to forget that the DoEW has two other settings. It doesn't have to be a firehose, and I wouldn't expect the wereoctopus to use that setting, after carefully inserting the device into the appropriate orifice.
....... huh, never thought I'd use the phrase "carefully inserting the device into the appropriate orifice" on this board. :smallconfused:
This has to be one of the oddest threads I have ever read. :smallamused:
There's no rules for jamming Decanters into your body.
So, I suggest:
Warforged.
Make a decanter of endless water as a warforged component.
Incarnate construct.
Become wereoctopus
???
Profit.
There's no rules for jamming Decanters into your body.
So, I suggest:
Warforged.
Make a decanter of endless water as a warforged component.
Incarnate construct.
Become wereoctopus
???
Profit.
Does a warforged component go away if you become an incarnate construct?
Honestly at this point, are we just trying to RAW the organic jetpack?
Certainly not by RAW. Jet lets you move 200 ft. in any direction in a round, and that's that.
Now of course, that's boring, so we'll go with handwavium!
Warning: small catgirl-killing math section.
SpoilerAlas, having done the math, as impressive as being able to move 200 ft. in any direction six seconds (22mph) is, that's only 1.7 m/s^2, which is the same as going down a 10° slope with no friction. On the plus side, you can break the sound barrier in roughly three minutes, twenty second if you don't lose any speed!
Rounding errors ahoy, but it was pretty minor most of the way.
The real question is: How large of a bonus do you get on intimidate checks for being a warforged wereoctopus flying through the air at 22mph towards the target with a geyser trailing behind? And is that doubled if they think you're Cthulhu?
Everything is at least doubled if they think you are Cthulhu.
Okay kids, it was fun, but I'm out of here. There's nowhere good left for this thread to go.
I guess I'm just gonna have to...
:cool:
...jet.