Akouran eh? I'm Marciano...you want a job? >:)
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Akouran eh? I'm Marciano...you want a job? >:)
Sure! Where should I meet you Mister Marciano?
Warning: accepting his job offer carries a high risk of being devoured by a monster he's too incompetent to control or killed by one of his numerous enemies while he escapes.
I don't know, he sounds nice! Mom says I can go!
Shut it Dipsnot, the boy wants to make a living! Oh, Aku, I'm going to call ya that, who's your Mom? How'd you like to spy on someone?
Well, she's not really my mom. Like an really-older sister. I'm eight.
Ummm, okay! I'm small, who is it?
Oh? Who? Excellent! A group of people actually...in a tavern...The Black Dragon...Yes...
Her name is Nixa! She's a dragon too!
O-kay. What do I do when I'm done spieing?
Don't ring a bell...I need you to find out their plan...Then return to Louv're Tower...I'll have a reward, hehe.
A bell?
Okay, thank you Mister Marciano!
Hehe, you'll know the group when you see 'em, go now.
Hey, Louvre guy. I've mostly kept my nose out of your business, but I really can't let this slide. How could you possibly be stupid enough to hire and instruct a SPY, who's job is to go UNNOTICED on a public forum. That kid is going to get caught so fast, and if he gets hurt you've got child endangerment on a whole stack of other things they are going to lynch you for. Kid, please don't do it. Go play or something. Don't get yourself hurt.
XoXo Blondie
Blondie, love. I know what I'm doing, they won't know what the boy looks like! I'm already on the top of the lynch list, I might as well expand my resume of bad deeds, perhaps you'd like to volunteer?
This unit is space known as Quiz
They already know he's an eight year old. Not hard to pick out an eight year old in a bar.
And having a rap sheet is nothing to brag about. It just means you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. I'm happy you managed to find such pride in brazen incompetence.
If you want to go a round, fine then. Meet me in front of the front gate of Remnant headquarters. I'll be the guy in the power armor. Be sure to brag about all your crimes, otherwise I won't know it's you.
XoXo, Blondie
Heh, sure. I can spend a clone to kick your ass. I'll be the one in the yellow and purple motorcycle. I've killed plenty stronger chaps than you. So, yer a Remnant boob? Fun.
"Yo, gray-text, you wanted to talk, right? Got a phone number?"
I'm in the phone book. Pick pretty much any business or residential number in the M section, and you've got like a 63% chance of it being me. I'm not posting anything here, though. You know the trolls will get my number signed up for catgirlfacts texts or something if I leave my personal number on the wall. :smallyuk:
A) You shouldn't trust anyone who writes hehe at the end of their sentences and promises you an unspecified reward if you visit his tower.
And...
B)
HAHA! Bring it on little siege group! Marciano Louv're is ready!to get pwnt!
Your message has been defaced! And soon your skull will be defaced along with it! I'll take a picture, I'll hang it here on the wall, and I'll sip a dry martini while kids around the world rejoice!
"Ding-dong the smelly jerk is dead!"
Heheheheehe. Jerk? Nah....I'm just...not very kind. There's a picture on the wall of Louv're Tower. See, get through that! uh...I mean, it's impossible! It was built by Medean Architects! Then there's a picture of several cloning tanks. See, I got these from a friend about three months ago. (Thanks M.) Sadly...two of my nine clones were just brutally slaughtered....one burnt up to a crips...another shot down by Remnant...jeez....I can't be that bad!
That's what SHE said!
....Greetingsss Nexusss....
Nexus Wide Announcement!
ATTENTION BOUNTY HUNTERS AND MERCENARIES!!
The following is a list of Bounties given by Remnant. Reward Guaranteed! Reasonable expenses and medical attention can be given.
Slave Traders/Owners: Wanted Alive OR Dead. Proof and documentation needed for reward.
Marciano: All clones of Marciano are banished from the city of Inside due to bomb threats and public incitement. Any seen in the city are wanted Alive OR Dead.
Bring each bounty to the Remnant HQ to receive the reward!!
(Anyone who wants a PC added to this list, feel free to mention so and I'll add them in. Assume there is a detailed physical description of each of the PCs.)
Ok, so none of me clones. I'm still allowed right?
He's gotcha there.
If the original Marciano Louv're would like to surrender to Remnant, fully disarm his businesses and purported "soul engine", and cooperate with robust and thorough inspections, then he should present himself at the city gates. Remnant will then provide an armed escort to our HQ. Otherwise, no.
-Major Delisle
.enolc a ton er'uoy meht gnicnivnoc kcul dooG
?uoy lear eht evah meht tel d'uoy dnA
Give Remnant some credit, they aren't idiots.
If you go yourself, they want to see to you personally.
below this is scrawled images of the common remnant power armor
Oi, Marcy boy, sounds like you'll have every bottom feedin' slug comin' after ya now. Sounds like you might need another bodyguard or two. Why not hire a couple'a the best damn guards in town? That is ta' say, me an' other me.
I told ya! My names not 'other me' or 'Joe' its Larry!
Ah shaddap I made ya by cuttin' off my own backside I'll call ya what I want. 'sides I'm tryin' to get us a job here!
Because evidence suggests that he would feed them to sharks for kicks and/or they are too stupid to know to avoid them and therefore unfit to work for him.