I've been playing around with making a bard for a campaign but not sure what instrument to play. Forget bards and usefulness and how there not good. Also my DM and fellow players love to have fun so goofy Ideas work.
- cow bell(a joke are group has about guitar hero...cow bell hero)
- bagpipes (not a Scottish dwarf thing thinking a elf or gnome for this one)
- drum(arompapa-pun)
- singing tecno music