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Originally Posted by
Discord
Continues this story he who wants. :smallwink:
I want!
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Zz'dtri raised his head at the sound of a key turning in the lock, drawn out of his light trance. Whatever he was expecting, it wasnt to see a familiar elf being shoved forward into the cell, the door then slammed shut once more.
"This is the price you pay for copyright violation!" shouted a voice through the door. "Enjoy your time with a fellow plagarist."
"With the spoooooky drow!"
"Quiet, Phil."
Vaarsuvious brushed non-existent dust motes from red robes and turned to scowl unseen through the door at the two lawyers, before glancing towards the other elf.
Zz'dtri raised an enquiring eyebrow. "You too?"
Vaarsuvius scoffed. "They seized me and dragged me here, citing a certain 'Raistlin Majere'."
"Who?" The drow asked from his seat on the single narrow bench in the cell.
"I know of no such person anymore than you do." Vaarsuvius said dryly, turning away from the dark elf and walking over to the single barred window set in the stone. The elf gave the bars an tug, without much enthusiasm. They were completely solid.
"No way out. Already looked."
"I will make my own assesment of that, thank you" The red robed wizard replied sharply, going over to the door and peering through the small (also barred) hatch. "I take it this is an anti-magic cell...? Of course it is, since you would otherwise have wasted no time in enacting revenge for my previous victory over you."
"Not with Nale anymore."
"As if that makes any difference to one such as you; you went out of your way to be unfriendly even before you had revealed your true colours."
"Sorry."
"Excuse me?" Vaarsuvius turned to face the dark elf, raising an eyebrow in an incredulous expression. Zz'dtri shuffled over to one end of the bench, indicating for the other elf to sit down. Vaarsuvius remained standing.
"I was mean. I'm sorry." Zz'dtri tried again, meeting untrusting eyes. Vaarsuvius paused for a moment then accepted the offered seat, leaning back against the wall and closing weary eyes.
"And what, may I ask, has caused you to review your past behaviour towards me? Why act as you did at the time?"
"I was... nervous. You made me nervous."
Vaarsuvius's eyes opened again "What do mean by "made you ner-" and then the elf jumped, because Zz'dtri had moved and was now sitting much, much closer, their robes only just not touching. Vaarsuvius leant away from the dark face that was looking earnestly towards the elf's own.
"N- no! For one thing, I am already in a relationship - although it is uncertain as to whether it will... endure recent events - and for another I have no interest in pursuing romantic engagements at the current time!"
"Sorry." The dark elf lowered his gaze to the stone floor, shoulders slumped, and for a long time neither spoke.
Then "Just... been alone too long." he said, still not looking up. "Even before they brought me here."
A sigh. "I, too, must apologize then - maybe I was too harsh when first adressing you." Tentatively, Vaarsuvius placed an arm lightly around the other elf's shoulders, and didn't shy away when he leant into the embrace. "And.. maybe I partly understand how you feel; it's easy to be isolated, even when surrounded by others. Especially when surrounded be others."
Vaarsuvius glanced down. When their lips met, neither pulled away.
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"I knew this would happen if we put them in the same cell." Mr. Jones muttered, staring through the hatch in the door.
"Why, what are they doing? Can I have a look?" The other lawyer asked enthusiastically, trying to see around Mr. Jones' head.
"They're kissing and... doing other things." He said, shutting the hatch, which resulted in a dissapointed sigh from his associate.
"What other things?"
"I'll tell you when you're older, Phil."
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
I want!
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"Who?" The drow asked from his seat on the single narrow bench in the cell.
"I know of no such person anymore than you do, drow" Vaarsuvius said dryly, turning away from the dark elf and walking over to the single barred window set in the stone. The elf gave the bars an tug, without much enthusiasm. They were completely solid.
"No way out. Already looked."
"I will make my own assesment of that, thank you" The red robed wizard replied sharply, going over to the door and peering through the small (also barred) hatch. "I take it this is an anti-magic cell...? Of course it is, since you would otherwise have wasted no time in enacting revenge for my previous victory over you."
"Not with Nale anymore."
"As if that makes any difference to one such as you; you went out of your way to be unfriendly even before you had revealed your true colours."
"Sorry."
"Excuse me?" Vaarsuvius turned to face the dark elf, raising an eyebrow in an incredulous expression. Zz'dtri shuffled over to one end of the bench, indicating for the other elf to sit down. Vaarsuvius remained standing.
"I was mean. I'm sorry." Zz'dtri tried again, meeting untrusting eyes. Vaarsuvius paused for a moment then accepted the offered seat, leaning back against the wall and closing weary eyes.
"And what, may I ask, has caused you to review your past behaviour towards me? Why act as you did at the time?"
"I was... nervous. You made me nervous."
Vaarsuvius's eyes opened again "What do mean by "made you ner-" and then the elf jumped, because Zz'dtri had moved and was now sitting much, much closer, their robes only just not touching. Vaarsuvius leant away from the dark face that was looking earnestly towards the elf's own.
"N- no! For one thing, I am already in a relationship - although it is uncertain as to whether it will... endure recent events - and for another I have no interest in pursuing romantic engagements at the current time!"
"Sorry." The dark elf lowered his gaze to the stone floor, shoulders slumped, and for a long time neither spoke.
Then "Just... been alone too long." he said, still not looking up. "Even before they brought me here."
A sigh. "I, too, must apologize then - maybe I was too harsh when first adressing you." Tentatively, Vaarsuvius placed an arm lightly around the other elf's shoulders, and didn't shy away when he leant into the embrace. "And.. maybe I partly understand how you feel; it's easy to be isolated, even when surrounded by others. Especially when surrounded be others."
Vaarsuvius glanced down. When their lips met, neither pulled away.
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"I knew this would happen if we put them in the same cell." Mr. Jones muttered, staring through the hatch in the door.
"Why, what are they doing? Can I have a look?" The other lawyer asked enthusiastically, trying to see around Mr. Jones' head.
"They're kissing and... doing other things." He said, shutting the hatch, which resulted in a dissapointed sigh from his associate.
"What other things?"
"I'll tell you when you're older, Phil."
Awwww...
Is it weird that I find that cute instead of acid-worthy? :smalleek:
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Originally Posted by
Zen_Heart
Awwww...
Is it weird that I find that cute instead of acid-worthy? :smalleek:
Nah, it just means you're like us.
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Zanaril
Nah, it just means you're like us.
One of us.
One of us.
I must say, I enjoy this Zz'dritoihfuiowngf junme8rgred. (Or whatever it is)
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Zanaril
Nah, it just means you're like us.
I'm not sure how much better that is. :smallamused:
Hmm... a Zz'dtri plot bunny is forming... Damn!
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The Dark Fiddler
One of us.
One of us.
I must say, I enjoy this Zz'dritoihfuiowngf junme8rgred. (Or whatever it is)
She's not one of us until she's written a crack pairing. :smalltongue:
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Zen_Heart
Hmm... a Zz'dtri plot bunny is forming... Damn!
Follow that rabbit!
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I agree. It's cute. :smallsmile:
Poor Phil. :smalltongue:
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I would write a story, but I'm so terribly horrible at it.
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Don't worry, the stories are terribly horrible.
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Originally Posted by
Minion992929
Don't worry, the stories are terribly horrible.
True... but not always acid worthy :smalltongue:
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That was a less disturbing story than usual. Kudos!
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RoyxGenderswitched Flesh Golem Roy. I. Dare. You.
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Not touching that. :smallyuk:
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Originally Posted by
Discord
Poor Phil. :smalltongue:
Not really: he narrowly avoided a lot of mental scarring there.
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Originally Posted by
Pandora
I would write a story, but I'm so terribly horrible at it.
Thare's only two ways you can improve: kidnap a famour author and surgically graft their brain to yours, or practice.
I recommend the latter because we get more stuff to read, and it also avoids a lot of mess. Blood is hard to wash out, even when you wear black. :smallsigh:
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Originally Posted by
Zen_Heart
Awwww...
Is it weird that I find that cute instead of acid-worthy? :smalleek:
I hope not, 'cause I feel the same. Aack! What am I saying! I'm 12 for Hebe's sake!
(For those who are wondering, Hebe is the Greek goddess of youth, married to Heracles. I solemnly swear I didn't just get that off Wikipedia.)
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Originally Posted by
TheBibliophile
I hope not, 'cause I feel the same. Aack! What am I saying! I'm 12 for Hebe's sake!
(For those who are wondering, Hebe is the Greek goddess of youth, married to Heracles. I solemnly swear I didn't just get that off Wikipedia.)
I believe you didn't just hop on Wikipedia, Mr. Booklover. Mainly because I knew many such facts when I was your age... 3 years ago...
Also, cuteness knows no boundaries of age.
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What's odd is that initially everyone was recoiling at the thought of a VaarsuviusXZz'dtri pairing. :smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
I want!
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"Who?" The drow asked from his seat on the single narrow bench in the cell.
"I know of no such person anymore than you do, drow" Vaarsuvius said dryly, turning away from the dark elf and walking over to the single barred window set in the stone. The elf gave the bars an tug, without much enthusiasm. They were completely solid.
"No way out. Already looked."
"I will make my own assesment of that, thank you" The red robed wizard replied sharply, going over to the door and peering through the small (also barred) hatch. "I take it this is an anti-magic cell...? Of course it is, since you would otherwise have wasted no time in enacting revenge for my previous victory over you."
"Not with Nale anymore."
"As if that makes any difference to one such as you; you went out of your way to be unfriendly even before you had revealed your true colours."
"Sorry."
"Excuse me?" Vaarsuvius turned to face the dark elf, raising an eyebrow in an incredulous expression. Zz'dtri shuffled over to one end of the bench, indicating for the other elf to sit down. Vaarsuvius remained standing.
"I was mean. I'm sorry." Zz'dtri tried again, meeting untrusting eyes. Vaarsuvius paused for a moment then accepted the offered seat, leaning back against the wall and closing weary eyes.
"And what, may I ask, has caused you to review your past behaviour towards me? Why act as you did at the time?"
"I was... nervous. You made me nervous."
Vaarsuvius's eyes opened again "What do mean by "made you ner-" and then the elf jumped, because Zz'dtri had moved and was now sitting much, much closer, their robes only just not touching. Vaarsuvius leant away from the dark face that was looking earnestly towards the elf's own.
"N- no! For one thing, I am already in a relationship - although it is uncertain as to whether it will... endure recent events - and for another I have no interest in pursuing romantic engagements at the current time!"
"Sorry." The dark elf lowered his gaze to the stone floor, shoulders slumped, and for a long time neither spoke.
Then "Just... been alone too long." he said, still not looking up. "Even before they brought me here."
A sigh. "I, too, must apologize then - maybe I was too harsh when first adressing you." Tentatively, Vaarsuvius placed an arm lightly around the other elf's shoulders, and didn't shy away when he leant into the embrace. "And.. maybe I partly understand how you feel; it's easy to be isolated, even when surrounded by others. Especially when surrounded be others."
Vaarsuvius glanced down. When their lips met, neither pulled away.
***
"I knew this would happen if we put them in the same cell." Mr. Jones muttered, staring through the hatch in the door.
"Why, what are they doing? Can I have a look?" The other lawyer asked enthusiastically, trying to see around Mr. Jones' head.
"They're kissing and... doing other things." He said, shutting the hatch, which resulted in a dissapointed sigh from his associate.
"What other things?"
"I'll tell you when you're older, Phil."
There is a distinctive lack of Zz'dtri finally offering V that houseruled fly spell, complete with V swooning over it.
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The Dark Fiddler
I believe you didn't just hop on Wikipedia, Mr. Booklover. Mainly because I knew many such facts when I was your age... 3 years ago...
Also, cuteness knows no boundaries of age.
That's not what I meant. This thread is about as age-appropriate for me as V and Drizzt's antics for Phil. Ah, who cares, I'm readin' it anyway. :smallwink:
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Snake-Aes
There is a distinctive lack of Zz'dtri finally offering V that houseruled fly spell, complete with V swooning over it.
Their spellbooks were confiscated. Also I think V managed to pick up that or a simmilar spell somewhere else, probably in Azure city.
Anyway, that could happen later when through teamwork and the power of love they excape, vaquish the evil lawyers, and fly off into the sunset together.
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V should become a Geometer...
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I may regret asking this but... why? :smallconfused:
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Zanaril
I may regret asking this but... why? :smallconfused:
ONE!WORD!<cries to sleep>
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Zanaril
What's odd is that initially everyone was recoiling at the thought of a VaarsuviusXZz'dtri pairing. :smalltongue:
I initially recoiled at the thought of BelkarXVaarsuvius, then I read fanfiction... Actually, it's a pattern I noticed. If you read any pairing that you dislike, no matter how crazy, written well, you usually stop disliking it and maybe even become a shipper.
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Zen_Heart
Actually, it's a pattern I noticed. If you read any pairing that you dislike, no matter how crazy, written well, you usually stop disliking it and maybe even become a shipper.
Yea, that's pretty much our plan for world domination.
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:elan: Bump, bump, bump the creepy match-up thread!
Come on, I want more Vaarsuvius on Zz'dti! That attracts me strangely... I'd have a go, if all my creative juices weren't being lavished on my novel-in-the-making.
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TheBibliophile
:elan: Bump, bump, bump the creepy match-up thread!
Come on, I want more Vaarsuvius on Zz'dti! That attracts me strangely... I'd have a go, if all my creative juices weren't being lavished on my novel-in-the-making.
You sure you want me to do that? So far I've cut to another scene before anything more than kissing happens, but if I were to write more, it's likely I wouldn't be able to resist going a bit further (While staying PG-13 of course :smallbiggrin:). Wouldn't want to squick you out too much. :smalltongue:
Of course, I'm certainly up to the challenge of continuing my Zz'dtri and V in jail fic, if that is what you want.
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Zanaril
You sure you want me to do that? So far I've cut to another scene before anything more than kissing happens, but if I were to write more, it's likely I wouldn't be able to resist going a bit further (While staying PG-13 of course :smallbiggrin:). Wouldn't want to squick you out too much. :smalltongue:
Of course, I'm certainly up to the challenge of continuing my Zz'dtri and V in jail fic, if that is what you want.
I would like for you to continue it. :smalltongue: And "going a bit further"? I'm intrigued. :D
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Lira
I would like for you to continue it. :smalltongue:
I would have anyway, I was just playing for time while I worked out how to start. :smalltongue:
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Lira
And "going a bit further"? I'm intrigued. :D
And I aim to do so while keeping V's gender unrevealed!
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Lira
I would like for you to continue it. :smalltongue: And "going a bit further"? I'm intrigued. :D
As would I, as previously noted. Come on already! I promise not to vomit in your direction. :smallwink:
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You could open this installment by one of them waking up and it having only been a dream, and then spending the rest of the chapter trying to actually make it happen. Maybe something like:
D: *wakes up, doesn't see V* "Oh no, I must have dreamed all that!"
:vaarsuvius:*is tossed in* "Oh, its you."
And then basically do the same thing as the first chapter, but have D struggle with it more, because his dream V is easier than real V.