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So yeah, watching this about an hour before season seven officially starts. Bit late that isn't it? I'm watching this now because someone said it might be important to the next season.
Plus it's the only episode I've not seen for this season, I need one hundred percent completion for something after all.
What do I know? Time's even more wibbly wobbly than normal, there are eyepatches, the Silent and I think somebody might be getting married. No idea whom. Oh wait, title spoilers.
On with the show then.
WE HAVE A PREVIOUSLY ON SEGMENT. Basically, for all the thick people who didn't understand the implications of the previous episode and oh - all the other BIG DRAMATIC REVEALS ABOUT RIVER SONG, River killed the Doctor. Time is now borked to Hell and back because apparently if a Time Lord doesn't exist time goes borkaborka. Even though River and ugh Jenny the genetic mutant still exist and are therefore part Time Lord.
Oh, and figuring the Terminator-bot in the Previously segment tells me that said bot was or will be instrumental in the Doctor surviving to film season seven. And I do remember way back just post-'Let's Kill Hitler' there was speculation as to the Tesselator being the shot Doctor.
This is what happened.
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but when you show a one episode villain with a chameleonic gimmick so prominently in a precap you kind of ruin the twist.
A bit like saying there's a wedding in 'The Wedding of River Song', or putting 'Dalek' in the title of a serial and than pouting because we figured out Daleks were the main antagonists in the serial.
On the plus side, we got spiffy!tuxedo!Doctor.
GOOD GOD. NOW THEY'RE TELLING US ALL ABOUT THE SILENTS/SILENCE (?) - do we ever figure out which it is? - BEING THE MYTH ARC OF THE SEASON. WE. ARE. NOT. THICK. DON'T TREAT US AS IF WE ARE.
Am I the only one annoyed by this bludgeoning we're receiving? You couldn't be more blatant unless you stuck the plot synopsis up on scre - ohwaityoujustdidthat.
Hey. After the obvious cue for the intro theme we just get a title card about it being London, April 2011.
Dude. Hot air balloon and the Gherkin? Steam train.
HOT AIR BALLOON CARS AND A WEB OF TRAIN TRACKS IN THE SKY! What is this place?!
PTERODACTYLS!!!!! Is this foreshadowing 'Dinosaurs on a Spaceship! Why are there dinosaurs in London 2011? Don't they eat meat? Apparently pterodactyls are the new pigeons.
This is just endless reaction shots of me seeing anachronistic stuff! ROMANS! INNA CHARIOT! I think I've been on that street actually.
WHAT. LONDINIUM COTIDE?! I know that! That's Latin for 'London Daily' - that's a real newspaper. But that's okay, the reason I hit the pause button was because the headline is WAR OF THE ROSES ENTERS SECOND YEAR!!!!!!
Why is the C15th in the C21st? And why is this more concerning than anything else so far? Because the WotR was several conflicts over the course of about thirty years. I studied this! It's funny because it's an old famous war still going on, but it vexes me because it's very wrong at the same time. It's actually the WARS of the Roses. Multiple conflicts people.
Hello Callow!Dickens from 'The Unquiet Dead'! C!D: "All I can say now is that it involves ghosts from the past, the present and the future all at the same time." HELLO META-COMMENTARY.
Random American Newsreader: "Crowds lined the Mall today as the Holy Roman Emperor Winston Churchill returned to the Buckingham Senate on his personal mammoth."
Help! SPQR on the Palace. HRE?! But I can't recall a British monarch ever being HRE! What I am doing even history with the comparing alternate to reality real history?! Even words wrong!
Also, that one line that lady has? So awesome.
Gaul?
Whut.
I don't even.
Silurian Doctor. What.
Don't make this all be reaction shots because it will be.
TOGAS. SO many bedsheets, so little time.
YOU CAN'T CALL THE HRE CAESAR AS WELL AS THE HRE! MAKE UP YOUR MIND! I KNOW TECHNICALLY THEY'RE ALMOST THE SAME THING, BUT HISTORICAL CONNOTATIONS ARE CONNOTATIONS NONETHELESS. THEY ARE DIFFERENT.
WC: "It's always two minutes past five. [...] It's always two minutes past five in the afternoon. Why is that?" I'm pretty sure there was some work of fiction that joked about stopping all of Britain at tea time to permanently freeze the country into indecision and unending tea. That's what I'm reminded of.
S!D: "Because that is the time." This SIlurian doesn't really seem to care that time and space has gone tits up, but Churchill does, so he summons his Soothsayer from the Tower. Is the Soothsayer a man from Gaul called Prolix perchance?
Alas no, it's the Doctor. In shackles. Hot. Oh, beard. Never mind then.
Oh, there was some stuff about tying in the creepy nursery rhyme to time happening all at once and Churchill not getting it, so the Doctor has to re-explain in terms the HRE understands. WC: "What has happened to time?"
D: "A woman." Okay. I know this is true and nice and accurate and things, but I'm sorry, the only way this comes off is in varying degrees of misogyny. Also it's clearly a lie because the Doctor knows a Tesselator so it's a man's fault he let time collapse. Or something. I blame Smith's tone. Sounds really familiar to Chi-Fu's in Mulan.
Theme tune time. Still cool. Moffat's the writer. Things are looking good. Confusing.
Even more so we're "Earlier" whatever, wherever and whenever that means. And the Dorktor's narrating about how it would feel dying alone and in pain far from anyway etc. Dude, you've died at least eleven times now, you don't need to imagine it. Wow. Depressing.
In a stetson.
Also he's talking to a robot.
Also he just called himself "the devil himself". And I think he's talking to the Tesselaltor? No, a Dalek because eystalk? Maybe?
D: "Hello Dalek!" Hello Dalek!
Dalek: *freaks out*
The Dorktor . . . decapitated a Dalek. Well that's dark. And then he . . . kills it? Or at least tortures it to get "everything [he] need[s] to know about the Silence" from it. So from the fun and quirky to torture.
The Docks of Callisto B? I am very lost. WAS THAT A REAL EYE IN THE EYE STALK?! Hah! The Doctor's reading Knitting For Girls! Doesn't Brian read that in My Parents Are Aliens?
Oh, and that eyepatch dude was an envoy for the Silence. He looks very girly. Oh, and it's actually the Tesselctor thing.
D: *sums up the Tesselector* "Never get bored by that." True. And the Dorktor wants to find out the Silence's weakest link. It's apparently some big-nosed pirate-type playing electro-chess. In the future - or something - chess is Big News, and that was a terrible pun, but I can't help but smile.
Okay, so this take place post-'Hitler' but simultaneously pre-'Impossible'. Eyepatch will die either way, but Dorktor wants info anyway. Dorium? The blue guy?
Okay. He's dead and not. Oh no, the Headless monks collect heads. AND THEY'RE ALIVE! And boxes preserve flesh now. So he bought his own stasis box? (And the pirate is eaten alive by a pit full of skulls. Who then hiss at the Dorktor.
HELLO NIGHTMARE FUEL!)
Now we're in the present. THis is a flashback episode. And if you know the Dorktor you gain Time-Sense. Well, it's happened before.
Sorry, still sounding misgynistic when you call River (or Madame Kovarian) "Hell [long pause] in high heels." Moffatt, why the misogyny?
Now in the box time. Wifi in your head? Cool.
The Silence "don't want [the Doctor] to remain alive" because his future his dangerous. Talky talky, Fall of the Eleventh (bit too meta for me to be honest) "a question will be asked that must never ever be answered".
Okay, that prophecy foretells the end of the religious order known as the Silence. So this whole one (or two? I've heard whispers) season arc is a bunch of selfish religious types out to - well. It's just one massive joke isn't it.
D: "The oldest quesiton in the universe, the one hidden in plain site, would you like to know what it is? [...] Then on your own head be it." Now we're in the TARDIS. This episode is a tease.
Churchill has a gun now. Basically, because the Doctor is the only one who knows the answer, he's going to die. Or now silence means 'not speaking'.
Oh dear. GUns and a change of location. AND A MARK. HELLO SILENTS.
Too many flashbacks. Hehe. Upside down Dorium. Lake Silencio is a still point in time, making it easier to make a fixed point in time.
Oh God. He's - screw ROSE TYLER. But please literally screw Captain Jack Harkness.
In-universe acknowledgement about the death of the Brig. *sheds a tear* No fair. No fair at all.
- running from his death. Boo hoo hoo. Face it like a man who can regenerate. Nine was fine to die. Man it up.
And the Tessleator delivers the messages. So it was the Tesselator in 'The Impossible Astronaut'. They did essentially just beg to be the Dorktor to fake his death. N'aaaawwwww, cuteness about the Ponds being "the best. My friends have always been the best."
MORE MARKS!
More flashbacks. So that is the Tesselator!Dorktor? River doesn't really fit that suit does she? Makes her look a bit stupid. Whut. TIme streams are being crossed. And the Dorktor's - what.
God Matt Smith has beautiful hair doesn't he? I want to stroke it.
Oh River you cow. She just ballsed up time because twu wuv. So she rejected the obvious -
Oh, hello Silents, we know you're there because weapons. Just look up. Like last - o screw me sideways they look like the Gentlemen.
RORY! Eyedrives? POND! AMELIA POND. Amy! Sexy inna suit. I want to play with her hair too. And she shot the Dorktor in the face with a stun bullet.
Damn Amy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Amy!
Also, they're going to Cairo.
Also, I think Amy already knows Dorktor. Look at what you're holding. I love Amy. So badass she can bend time and the universe to her will whenever she wants.
And she has his suit! Oh my. Longer haired Dorktor. Stroke. Stroke.
D: "You've got an office on a train. That is so cool." N'aaaawwww. Friendship ship!
That's not Rory. She remembers him, but not his face?
Amy remembers two versions of the same thing.
D: "TIme isn't just froen, it's disintegrating. It will spread and it will spread until reality falls apart." I've only seen bits of the season five finale, but didn't that happen then too?
RORY IN UNIFORM DO WANT. SHE DOESN'T KNOW HIM. WHY?! D: "Amy, you'll find your Rory, always. You just have to look." Yes! The universe ships Amy/Rory!
There's a steam train sailing into one of The Pyramids, said pyramids belong to Area 52. And those eye patches store information on them and show them stuff about the Silence.
I think those suits are their skin . . . hello Slender Man.
Look at the Dorktor endlessly shipping Rory/Amy even in the midst of the end of reality. Literally. D: "Your boss, you should ask her out. She likes you she said so."
River's leading the resistance, and Kovarian's a prisoner.
K: "Oh, they're flirting, do I have to watch this?" Yeah . . . I agree.
Also, I just finished watching an LP of To the Moon, so sobs. ENDLESS SOBS.
So the Doctor and River touching moves time forwards and restart time. So Amy and Rory are working for their daughter.
Oh, and the creepy Silents? Are creepy and breaking free from their watery cells of doom. Or possibly making the Pyramids spring a leak.
Why's it raining in Egypt?
Then there's some flirting/lampshading of WMGs. Oh, and the Silents were only waiting for the Doctor to arrive.
Cue mass electro-death and Rory continuing to be a badass!
Oh, and the eydrives? Are actually murderpatches of electro-death! Cool. Also, Dorktor, you could just grab hold of River right now and hug her until you reboot time. Well, lean on her.
Oh, and in an obvious twist Mme. Kovarian is dead-by-electro-death-murder-patch.
RORY'S DOING A SACRIFICE -
AND HIS EYEPATCH HAS ACTIVATED! *dies a little inside*
Rory you neverending badass1 Your badassery is a universal constant!
S: "Rory Williams: the man who dies again and again [...] she will never come back for you."
SHE DID!
The SIlents are liars!
And Amy's a cold-stone killer who - Mme. K. has only one eye. - lputs the murder-patch on to kill Mme. Kovarian.
River built a distress beacon to everywhen everywhere asking for help to save the Doctor. Weren't there all those distress calls last season?
D: "You embarrass me!"
And the sun spots I ignored? People saying they'll help. R: "Did you think when your time came, you had to do more than just ask?"
R: "I can't let you die. Without knowing you are loved so much [...] and by no one more than me." I OBJECT!
Wow. Bitch. River's willing to sacrifice every living thing in the universe for her love.
-
Handfasting of marriage? With the bowtie. Does this technically count as a shotgun wedding because the universe is ending again. Also, I bet it wasn't the Dorktor's name he told her.
I can't get over the Doctor's long hair. I WANT TO TOUCH IT.
And a kiss end/saves the universe. Screw that nursery rhyme!
Hi Amy! And River came avisiting. Literally just after the Byzantium. So . . . I - time! River's timeline is too much for me right now, so you know what? I don't care. My migraine's bad enough as it is.
And River just called Amy "mother". Small warm fuzzies. See? Rule one: the Doctor lies.
And so does River. All the time.
R: "He's always one step ahead of everyone. There's always a plan." And then Rory! Hi Rory! Seems they've just found out the Doctor's alive.
And now I . . . I think this is - nope. No idea. Yeah, the Doctor realised at the last second that a robot that exists to fake people's deaths is good for faking deaths.
That is cool even if it was revealed by the Previously On trailer.
And then he implied he had sex with River. Do not want.
Oh, and the Fields of Trenselor etc. are still to come. And the question hidden in plain sight? DOCTOR. WHO? DOCTOR WHO. DOC. TOR. WHO.
Scream Out!
Preview Thoughts: None.
Best Moment: Rory the eternal badass.
Worst Moment: River's more than a bit selfish. Didn't like her forcing him into marriage. I call one-sided love.
Best Actor: Ehm. Amy and Rory. So good in their new relationship, and the acting Rory does. Excuse me while I go fangirl over Rory's badassery ebing such a universal constant.
Worst Actor: Kovarian. Most unimpressive gloating prisoner-who-is-not ever.
Best Special Effect: Timey-wimy Earth! Moreso London the Giza because the Pyramids looked a little too fakey.
Worst Special Effect: Head inna box. Rly?
Most Punchable Character: River. Yeah, I love you so much I'm going to sacrifice all of reality just so you know I love you so much.
Death Count: Kind of zero, but also kind of everyone in human history too.
Kink of the Episode: Amy and Rory are MiB. Also long hair!Doctor.
Overall thoughts?
Eh.
Conflict?
I loved timey-wimey earth, and I loved the Ponds MiB and their badassery, the foreshadowing for certain events was well-thought and laid out throughout the entire series.
The effects were overall decent if a bit too CGI-reliant and obvious at the Pyramids.
River was just. I like River, but I'm not sure I do any more. Selfish much?
And the way this episode was told was jarring frankly. The cuts between present and past could have been a lot smoother and narratively I felt yanked around, which is not a good thing when attmpting to tell a coherent story.
So the end was kind of fail, but the rest was actually pretty good.
Like I said: conflict.
Also, and I know this is stupid considering Buckingham Palace is now a Senate like in Republican and early Imperial Roman and you can ride mammoths to work; but if Britain is ruled by the HRE how can the Wars of the Roses still be happening? They were a Thing between two noble houses who had valid claims to the throne (both being descended from Edward III, although Lancaster was from the third son and York the fourth) and their allies. If there was a HRE around he would have had precendence.
Unless the Emperor came about later, but I doubt that as the hey day of the HRE was the C15th and eC16[sup]th[/cup] meaning that -
See, there I go again. Transplanting real history onto what is canonically Screwed Up Time and Space.
But the history dork in me protests!
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Welcome to another season opener written by our Moffat. Good times await. Even if my migraines from the illness have returned.
Oooh, David Bowie music in the adverts for . . . Strictly Come Dancing. Meh. *sways while colour lights up your face, swaying through the crowds to an empty space 'cause my love for you would break my heart in two*
On with the show!
DALEK MYTHOLOGY WITH A GIANT STNE STATUE OF A DALEK. Who is Hannah? And why is she -
hello kinky boots.
Who is the Dorktor talking to? Ah. Hannah's mum. The girl's in a Dalek prison camp? But you just said he was dead.
SKARO!
YOU BLEW IT UP WHEN YOU WERE SEVEN! I SAW YOU DO IT!
How did Hannah's mum escape? Zombie mother? D: "It's a trap. [///] you are and"
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
Sexy Amy doing photography stuff. ENDORSED!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND! NO DIVORCE. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
THEY DIVORCED.
WHAT?!
*dies*
I DIED.
WHAT.
BUT. NO SINKING OF MY SHIP.
Ewww. Another human-Dalek. OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SEASON THREE DALEK SERIAL DONE RIGHT AND VERY SCARILY TOO.
And then we're in the hospital from 'The Girl Who Waited'. Which is actually on a Dalek space ship in the middle of a Dalek fleet.
R: "How much trouble are we in?"
D: 2Out of ten? Eleven." *dies* So punny and lame it circles right around to it again.
Oh wow. This serial is worth that one shot.
Hell what. THE PARLIAMENT OF THE DALEKS?! Daleks and Parliament does
not mix.
Also, is that - what.
Dalek: SAVE. US. YOU WILL SAVE US. YOU WILL SAVE THE DALEKS.
Well, this is new.
Yes Dorktor, I just said that.
Speaking of new, I think the intro theme took extra amounts of LSD before upping the colour saturation because I just turned my retinas out.
The Big Brother house? Or . . . what. Hello Hannah. How can she block out - *giggles* - she's blocking out the Daleks with a few
Hannah's mum is a dominatrix. Also Amy Sherlock-scanned the Dorktor.
THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE DALEKS. This will never be not funny. So . . . what happened to Davros?
"According to legend you have a dumping ground where you lock up the Daleks [...] you can't even control." They think it offensive to destroy such "divine hatred". They think hatred is beautiful. THis sickens the Dorktor. I'm still surprised they understand beauty.
Oh, and there are millions of insane Daleks on the planet.
And that's from Carmen. Where the Dorktor apparently played in triangle.
So what's Oswin Oswald - isn't that a boy's name? - she crashed. And is just chillin' out making souffles.
D: "Where'd you get the milk?" *dies*
So . . . the Dorktor and the 'good Daleks' must ally to destroy the insane Daleks. BEST. ENEMY. MINE. SITUATION. EVER. EVER. Also, this means all the Daleks in existance ca
- the Dalek's name for the Daleks is the Oncoming Storm not . . . [random Klingon Word].
And Rory just snarked at the Dorktor because the Dalek's plan for them is basically what the Dorktor does anyway.
Daleks and snow. And transporter beams. I think they filmed this in the Alps.
Oh, and there's a dude. A dude on the surface of a planet of insane Daleks who isn't dead.
Is that a Dalek in the snow? Doing that submariney thing? Oh, it's Souffle Girl. She's hacking Dalek technology. Why am I thinking Souffle Girl is actually a Dalek?
BECAUSE SHE IS.
Does this mean all the humans are Daleks then? I SAY YES. And typical Rory. He fell into a massive hole to the centre of Dalek-ville.
He's not dead yet though. Because the Daleks are asleep? Or deactivated?
I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THIS DIVORCE YOU KNOW, AND I DO NOT WANT.
Is that a season one Dalek there?
Okay. Souffle Girl says she's been there a year, yet this Other Dude from the same ship says he's been there a day or so. Also, I think he's insane because he's not realised the other crew's all dead.
And have been for a good year it seems.
SOMEONE HERE'S A DALEK AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HUMAN!DALEKS. CALLED IT!
Also the Dorktor just beat a Dalek with a fire extinguisher.
Oh that's gross. The atmosphere of the planet turns all flesh into human!Daleks. Well, paranoia fuel much.
NOWAIT. ZOMBIE!DALEKS IN THE SNOW! ZOMBIE!SPACE!NAZIS IN THE SNOW! It's Dead Snow in space!
I think Souffle Girl just flirted with the Dorktor and he responded even though he's technically sort-of dead.
Ha! The Dorktor still ships Rory/Amy even in the face of real life. Take this badge of join the good ship Ponds!
Oh. And Amy's going to turn into an Amy!Dalek. Sads.
Meanwhile in Loner-ville: definitely season one Daleks. Rory manhandles them. And they're awake now.
R: "Ssshhh" it? Perhaps?
*giggles*
Rory's doing charades with the Daleks. And doesn't get that they're saying EXTERMINATE! At least until they said so.
That is rather scary.
One Rory against an entire planet of Daleks and he's doing fairly well. Even with Souffle Girl being a possibly benign GLADoS type. So Rory is Chell, and the Daleks are turrets.
Where's the cake?
I think we can safely conclude Rory is screwed. And is scared enough to ask Souffle Girl to flirt with him because he knows it.
Oy. This is 'The Empty Child' two-parter with Daleks! Mixed with Portal.
There are worse things.
SG: "Pop your shirt off as quick as you like."
R: "Why?"
SG: "Does there have to be a reason?"
Nope!
Also, Amy's doing the same thing she did in 'Time of the Angels'/'Flesh and Stone'. Except this time she's - hallucinating some trippy stuff.
Oooh, ballerina!Amy. Do want. Except those people are Daleks. Rory woz 'ere.
Why's that Dalek broken? It's . . . stalled. Oh, the Dorktor is called the Predator now.
D: "A Dalek without a gun, you're useless. That's like a tricycle with a roof." Amazing simile. Also, Daleks can be remotely reversed when self-destructing a asplode a dozen or so Daleks at once. I'm kind of having flashbacks to that Peter Cushing movie now.
Not a good movie you no.
Oh. There's where the trailer clip comes from.
Talk about lying while telling the complete truth.
OOH! SOUFFLE GIRL IS THE NEW DAVROS!
SG: "Somebody's a bit too angry."
A: "Somebody's never been to Scotland." *dies*
Huh. The milk is a chekov's gun. And I'm loving that the Dorktor ranks the Ponds' marriage only marginally lower than saving the universe by killing insane Daleks.
SPEAKING OF INSANE DALEKS: I WANT MY SPECIAL WEAPONS DALEK NOW.
SG is definitely Davros. Why else is she stuck in a pod thingy? The Dorktor obviously knows this too, so why's he co-operating with her?
I mean, aside from the Amy thing. And the everything else.
Daleks: "they [subtract] love. Don't let them." Cool.
Cue marriage!angst! Oh Rory!!
R: "It'll take longer [to convert me] because [...] the basic fact about our marriage is that I love you more than you love me."
D:
D,:
Also it's a lie.
And Amy can't give Rory kids!
Excuse me while I go cry in a corner because Amy gave Rory up so Rory can have children.
;_;
Oh, except the Dorktor already gave Amy his thingy so this just cleared the air between them, and I bet the Dorktor can be converted.
Oooh! Dalek ICU. S
Survivors of Spiridon, Caridian, - DALEKS WHO SURVIVED THE TIME WAR! OR THE DORKTOR IN PARTICULAR!
Comatose Daleks woke up to kill the person who hurt them!
I bet Davros did that on purpose.
SPECIAL WEAPONS DALEK!!!!!!!!!
:D
Did the Dorktor just say the f-word? I swear he did.
SG: "Tell me I'm cool Jim-boy." Okaaaaaay . . . maybe she's the Master? Nah, definitely Davros.
Because she did something the Dorktor couldn't.
Huh. SG's dreaming.
CALLED IT! SHE WAS A DALEK! But to be honest it was pretty obvious. D: "They didn't just make you a puppet. They did a full conversion. Oswin, I am so sorry, but you are a Dalek."
Well. Excuse me while I go curl in a corner and cry because I saw a girl my age(ish) get forcibly mind-raped into a Dalek. Completely.
Wait. But in 'Dalek' it committed suicide being marginally comtaminated by human DNA. Eh. Special exception I guess.
And the Daleks are so strong because they are afraid of the Dorktor.
Awwww. THat's so sweet, a human!Dalek saved the Dorktor's life.
Oh, and the Ponds are back together again. Snogging on a transmat pad while a prison full of Daleks blows up literally around them. So intense is this kiss they don't even notice the Dorktor so he has to transport them himself.
DALEK SUPREME!
D: "SUCKERS!" He transported into the TARDIS.
Daleks: "Doctor Who?" SG . . . made all the Daleks forget who the Doctor was! MY BRAIN!
Did Moffat just reboot Dalek-Doctor hostility universe wide?!
MY BRAIN.
Scream Out!
Preview Thoughts: RORY'S DAD! Indiana Jones, Nefertiti of Egypt! DINOSAURS ON A SPACESHIP WITH RORY'S DAD!
Best Moment: Errrm. DOC. TOR. WHO. Because of the potential for yet another reboot in the Who-verse, and because that was really awesome of SG to do!
Also, the way Rory and Amy revealed why they 'wanted' divorce. It was emotionally moving! And character driven! And this is Curly here and Curly loves character!
Worst Moment: The initial revelation about the Ponds' divorce. because these two deserve to be together forever and should never ever be split up.
Best Actor: Rory. Obviously.
Worst Actor: Black human!Dalek. He was good, but not as good as the rest.
Best Special Effect: Those human!Daleks were awesome. Especially zombie!Daleks. I can't believe there were zombie!Daleks! I never imagined it would ever be possible to write that.
Second place to the parliament of the Daleks.
Worst Special Effect: The transporter beams were a bit . . . well, let's just say that I think the Star Trek beams were better in many ways. Even the TOS beams.
Most Punchable Character: SG. I do like her, but I also would secretly want to hit her if I knew her in real life.
Death Count: millions of Daleks
Kink of the Episode: Amy. Duh.
Overall thoughts?
Since when did Daleks pull a Cyberman and convert humans into Daleks? With nanogenes from Chulu 'warships'.
Oddly enough, I don't really care because you know what, it was very terrifying, and lets a lovely thought creepy slowly up on you: if a Dalek looks like a human, who's to say my sibling isn't one? Or my parents? Or anyone I know.
The Daleks were really and truly scary! Points! I haven't felt honestly scared of Daleks since at least 'Dalek', and most likely ever really.
I'm cutting this short because my head hurts so much I think I'm going to vomit.
The plot 'twist' was very obvious, but I think the emphasis here was on SG actually discovering that for herself as I'm positive that Rory knew SG was a Dalek along with the Dorktor. SG was a very, very good actress.
Albeit annoying, but I think that was intended? And honestly, a year of going insane holding out against the invading Daleks gives her some leeway in the sanity department.
The special effects were honestly excellent and there really was a wonderful contrast between the space and looming expanse of the Parliament (will. never. get over. this) and the claustrophobic corridors of the asylum.
I was dreading this story as a season opener, but this was good. While I do think the Ponds' marital issue was resolved a little too quickly, and there were some remixes from previous Moffat episodes, I think it was done in an innovative fashion, overall this was fun with a good threat involved.
And while it was obvious, I still found the reveal about SG was still gutwrenching because of how they did it.
(Oh, and I'm pretty sure Skaro was destroyed properly during the TIme War? Ugh. Timey wimey, reboot the universe every other year stuff.)
Oh hey. This means there was a Dalek Companion. Awesome.
Don't know how I feel about the Dalek's forgetting the Doctor, their relationship is one of the defining things about them, but my fingers are crossed hoping it was just that specific ship of Daleks.
Look! I can dream!
Maybe he'll just earn their enmity again.
OR THEY'LL READ A BOOK!
Now if you don't mind, I've got to go shop as I'm almost out of EGGS.
oi
DOC. TOR. WHO. indeed Dorium!!!!!
EXTRA OI:
ASWIN WAS JENNA-LOUISE COLEMAN! JENNA-LOUISE COLEMAN IS THE NEXT COMPANION
brb fainting from awesome