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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
Ok, who do I have to kick in the privates for this game to continue?
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
Bushranger, apparently! Not me, that's for sure......Stop looking at my privates like that!
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
Don't panic lllama :smalltongue: Despite everything, I'm still quite fond of you.
*puts on the shoes with pointy caps, takes a running start and kicks BR in the privates with full force*
Yo, boyo! Your turn! :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
:smalleek: *Quickly casts Shield of Private Protection on Bushranger* He may need those.
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You really need to stop ruining my fun with torturing other participants.
It's no fun at all anymore. Seriously, stop doing it. He's a grown up boy, he can look after himself.
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Nope, I don't think I can. :smallfrown:
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I quit. If I can't even take it out on other players once in a while, without the almighty hand of the narrator stopping me, you can find yourself another clown.
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:smallfrown: You're quitting because I like to protect one player, on occasion? How often do I do anything? Especially when it's between you and Banjo or Cristo?
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
Don't worry. It's just me being a jerk, more so than usual.
You really should get used to it by now.
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
Mordy just needs his head cleared.
*Grabs drill and sticks it into Mordokai's ear. Turns on and watches pink matter splurt out.*
See, all better.
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
:smallfrown: In the last 6 pages (40 posts/page) this was the only time I've done anything. And I was just trying to be silly, along with you.
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Originally Posted by
Supagoof
Mordy just needs his head cleared.
*Grabs drill and sticks it into Mordokai's ear. Turns on and watches pink matter splurt out.*
See, all better.
You can't hurt something that has no brain :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
Lex-Kat
:smallfrown: In the last 6 pages (40 posts/page) this was the only time I've done anything. And I was just trying to be silly, along with you.
I'm pretty sure you did something like this before. However, I'm too lazy, too drunk and too tired to look it up, so we'll just assume you're right and I'm being an *******.
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*casts Reverse Gender on self*
You wouldn't hurt a girl, would you?
*huggles teh pixie*
And just for that, Mordo, you can tell me what you know about Arts and Crafts!
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They're artsy! And crafty!
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Wait, are we not allowed to be mean to people in Playground Squares anymore?
Well, fine then. If you're going to force me to be a decent, reasonable person, then I'm outta here.
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:smalltongue:
Sidebar: Has anyone seen my Emergency Trepanation Drill?
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
*throws a custard pie at Mordy, just because*
"You like custard, right?"
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
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Originally Posted by
The Bushranger
*casts Reverse Gender on self*
You wouldn't hurt a girl, would you?
*points at avatar*
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Originally Posted by
banjo1985
*throws a custard pie at Mordy, just because*
"You like custard, right?"
I would reply with something painful done to you, but that darn pixie would no doubt stop me, so I'll just go sulk in the corner.
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
The pixie has only interupted you twice. Recently against Bushranger, and here:
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
There are more llamas around every time I walk in here... they are preparing for an invasion, I tells you!!!
*takes out a gun and starts shooting at llama*
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Originally Posted by
Atreyu the Masked LLama
*ducks behind the podium* Wait! Why me? I'm not even hosting!
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Originally Posted by
Lex-Kat
Leave Mister Llama alone!!! *Swings sceptre at Mordokai's head.*
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
*swats sceptre away, and pixie along*
Oh, gimme a break. He's old enough to look after himself and frankly, you're ruining the fun.
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Originally Posted by
billtodamax
I'll save you atreyu!
*clings to Mordokai's gun barrel*
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
You do realize clinging to a barrel of a gun wielded by a guy who doesn't give two cents about your well being is usually a bad idea... right?
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Originally Posted by
billtodamax
Nnnnnnnn-
*looks around, tries to spot reactions*
nyes?
Did I get it right?
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
Quite surprisingly, you did.
Now tell me, what would be a wise course in this case to take?
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Originally Posted by
billtodamax
Keep... keep holding on?
I'm so bad at tests.
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
*grins*
Try again. And you better get it right this time. I don't really care who gets shot, as long as he does.
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Originally Posted by
billtodamax
Is the trigger the um... uh...
Can I have a hint?
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Originally Posted by
Reinholdt
*whispers in ear*
The answer is "What is a Mongoose?"
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Originally Posted by
billtodamax
'What is a Mongoose', Alek.
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
9 mm round, with your name as serial number.
*shoots*
But hey, you can die knowing that you actually managed to save that llama :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
Lex-Kat
*Places flower on Bill's corpse* I'll always remember your sacrifice.
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Originally Posted by
billtodamax
*corpse starts rotting and smelling terrible remarkably fast*
*VENGANCE!*
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
Well... he was a mime... it's not like he didn't stink in life...
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Originally Posted by
Lex-Kat
*Taps Bill with Sceptre* *Sends the stinky corpse to the trash*
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Originally Posted by
Atreyu the Masked LLama
*The llama has a moment of silence for the mime and completely miisses the irony.*
But don't you worry, I shall not interrupt you any further.
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
Oh goody.
*kicks banjo over the horizon*
Ah, that felt good! :smallbiggrin:
*whistles into the sunset*
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Mordy is such a jerk.
I AM SUDDENLY ATTRACTED TO HIM.
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Kidnapping Flora for a reason.
This is new? :smalltongue:
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Shut up you, before I hurt you as well... again... more...
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I fake getting hurt by Mordokai. Teehee.
OWWW! Mordy's being mean to me... :smallfrown:
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Damn I'm good. I manage to do it just by wishing.
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But I thought the kitteh liked it when you were mean to him?
...is it still being mean if they like your being mean, or is not being mean actually being mean...
*head asplode*
*waits for the question*
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Re: Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.
:fires sharp-edged potato chips into all the other squares:
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Ow! Nom. Ow! Ow! Nom. Nom. Ow! Nom. So hurtful, but so tasty....
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Originally Posted by
The Bushranger
*waits for the question*
Oh! I uh, I forgot. :smallredface:
So Mordokai, if you'd be so kind, can you tell Bushranger who plays the Saint in this little story written by yours truly, and ignored by most everyone in the Shipping Thread it was written in. :smallfrown:
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Originally Posted by Lex-Kat
Saint _________
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"Saint" was walking through a park and saw a child crying.
What's wrong little girl?
That man stole mah Lollipop. She points at a strange looking man, wearing a blue fur coat, and licking a lollipop.
I'll get it back for you. And he magically makes the lollipop reappear in the childs hand. It is fresh and clean, as if it'd never been licked.
There you go.
Thank you, mister.
"Saint" smiled, and walked away, humming a strange tune.
THE END
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*struggles back from the horizon rubbing his backside, only to be pelted with sharp potato chips*
"Gahhh! Salt and Vinegar?! Yuk!"
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*uses Alarra as a human shield against the chips*