Originally Posted by MeanDM
Here's what needs to happen, imhop :)
Parson turns back around, briefly:
"Tool, I know you're angry, but I need to tell you something."
Tool, still studying the board, does not turn around.
"I'm warning you Hamster, don't say another word or...."
Befor he can finish his sentence, the huge hand of Parson Gotti descend's upon Stanley the Tool's head, engulfing it in a meaty death-grip.
"Or you'll what you, boop?"
Parson's hand visibly clenches a bit tighter, further stifiling Stanley's ability to utter an intelligible word.
"I'm tired of your boop, Tool. Ever since YOU had me summoned here you've been nothing but a boopin boop."
Parson's face takes on a dark, foreboding appearance as he narrowly squints at Stanley.
"Not so full of your self when you can't talk, are you, Tool? You're nothing, Stanley. You're not a leader. Boop, you're not even a real person. You're a booping doll thing."
An evil, twisted grin appears on Parson's face. His hand closes ever more tightly.
"And since you're nothing but a doll, I can live with myself for doing this..."
Parson's second hand quickly envelopes Stanley's chest, while his other hand violently contracts, crushing the head of Stanley even more. With an oddly disturbing tearing sound, like a hundred pages of paper torn apart at the same time, Parson smoothly removes Stanley's head from the rest of his body.
Wanda and Sizemore stare at Parson.
"I guess I've still got it." He glances at the other two. "My sister hated when I did that to her dolls...."