Scowling Dragon: if you examine the evidence, that seems likely.
Which is exactly why I don't believe it.
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Scowling Dragon: if you examine the evidence, that seems likely.
Which is exactly why I don't believe it.
SpoilerFrom what I recall, Lord English is just a game construct, like Jack Noir or the Black and White Royalty, with multiple incarnations that appear under certain conditions. G Ranted, It could turn out that those are all uu or UU, but that would involve him becoming part of the game itself.
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Shadow of the sun: Well yeah. But its a theory
Squak:
Im not sure of that. Unlike jack, he never seems to be a natural element. He could be a manipulator that forces the game to accept him.
Okay, so the way to defeat Lord English...
Spoiler... is to call him Calliope to re-awaken the gentler side of his dual personality?
Nah:
SpoilerHes probably evolved past that point.
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If it is the way to do it, she chose the wrong person to tell her name too.
Roxy'd just be all like "callipope! popicla! popsical!"
You know, give uu a street accent, and he could say...
SpoilerCal[liope] [is] ma sis
:smallamused:
SpoilerB-b-but uu and UU... are... trolls... it was stated... it was... stated...
... wait, that's not actually stated anywhere.
...
... goddamnit I got hussied again.
HUSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
At least, the "Calliope being a cherub" thing is making an odd amount of sense. That's the direct opposition to Lord English' demon status (which IS explicitly stated I believe). Not that it means much.
And it was obvious UU and uu were the same entity. In fact, it was so obvious, and is still so obvious, that it means it will soon be completely contradicted in some way, somehow.
SpoilerIt took me until Gez's post to compare the name "Calliope" to "Cal". I am less of a person for that.
SpoilerWow, this latest batch really does a beautiful mind screw. Wow. And it works, of course: the two aspects guaranteed to be in a session? Space and Time. If Cal is a ultra-passive, ultra-powerful hero of Space, then the opposite side of that coin is an ultra-aggressive, ultra-powerful hero of Time. And if the two were fused (say an active Cal died on her quest bed and became god-tier with the only dreamself still alive), you'd have the ultimate master of time and space.
It also explains another aspect of English: his minions. If English is a cherub with an obsession for trolls and "flushed feelings" he can never actually have, then it makes sense that his right-hand minions would be female trolls - that always has seemed important to me, that this seeming embodiment of murderous hatred insisted on surrounding himself with with women. I always thought it might be tied to the Jake-stakes, but this would work as well. Now I'm envisioning something like Irenicus and the Nymphs from Baldur's Gate 2 - a hateful man desperately trying to awaken some pleasant emotion in himself and utterly failing.
Of course, we were also fed Jake English, with his dream coat and skulltop, so just because Cal is a cherub doesn't mean Umbrage is English. Or they could both be: Jake dies and becomes God Tier using Umbrage's dream self (Page of Hope and Lord of Time in one body? No less scary than with Muse of Space).
Andrew Hussie: God Tier Waste of Space and Master of the Mind Screw.
oh god,,,that update,
hopy ****,
all my feels are screaming
all my thoughts are screaming
there is nothing but screams now
somebody help me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
UU is oddly cute. Also, how much do you want to bet that uu's class is Lord of Time?
Seems rather likely, I have to admit.
Here's a question, which I will spoiler for people who haven't read the hopy shoot update yet...
SpoilerWhere does the Felt fit into all of this? Are they carapacians designed by Lord English, or are they less-developed cherubs, or what?
Copy pasted from the Legend forums:
I'm considering to buy an album of Homestuck music. Which one would you recommend?
I'm mostly looking for something to
1) listen to while playing grindy games (Diablo, any MMO)
2) listen to while working (mostly on gamey stuff)
3) use as ambient sound/character themes when DMing (mostly fantasy) (the players in my groups do not read Homestuck, so no problem with associations).
#3 requires at least a few songs that are long-ish or not annoying when put on loop. They also should not be too "electro" (I'm not very music savvy, I hope you get what I mean).
I'd suggest one, if not both, of the coloUrs and mayhem albums. They have a ton of nice, non-annoying, long soundtracks.
Hopy ship.
I feel pretty bad for UU:
She finds herself ugly, based apon OUR view of attractiveness, and is incapable of feeling love.
i will admit two things.
1. uu/UU being two minds in one body seems incredibly likely.
2. Cherubs are most likely/definetly related to lord enlgish in some way.
3. Assuming uu is LE, his coat could be his juju.
but.
1. i hope it is not true.
2. i wonder if cal was used to create them, or if cal was created in their immage.
3. at least all the uuIS LAWD ENGRISH! theories will hopefully put a halt to all the jake ones.
also also:
Fan cherubs appearing in 5...4...3....2...
And each one has the core design changed to fit our view of attractiveness in 3....2....1...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ahhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY CRAP
LOOK, GUYS
look at the update o:
OH MY GOOOOSSSSHHHH
just really holy canolli o:
Seriously. I'm freaking out here. Just spazzing. On my couch.
Bahhh she's already cute. I mean look at dis babby!
Yup. Changed to look more attractive. :smallsigh:
People just really can't keep it in their pants can't they?
It reminds me of how some people diminish the danger and general horror of kisnemisistude to make it more pantsworthy.
Im not arguing this. I know this as a fact. So the argument is over.
Continue on with discussing our new friend.
Again its not sprite art, Johns head isn't actually that big compared to the rest of his body.
But we know how cal looks, and how lord english looks (And he isn't sprite afied), so its safe to assume that UU isn't any better in terms of the cheekbone compartment.
Maybe they mate with their cheekbones?
Cal and English are also both male (as far as we can tell) so it could be that females simply have smaller cheekbones then males. never know.
idk, to me it doesnt look at all like a problem. The cheekbones are still there, they are still large by human standards, they just aren't the baseball-sized things we see in the sprite form, wich to be fair would be quite silly in a more realistic style.