If you were a Dwarf, ..... [Off to the races]

As Haley proved earlier, Green always lies.

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Originally Posted by Lvl45DM!

Did you...did you just deadpan the Ork WAAUGH!?

Cos now I'm picturing the horde of Orks screaming WAAUGH and theres one Ork like Daria just waagh.

Thank you zimmerald for that lovely mental image

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...I might need a translator for this.

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Originally Posted by Peelee

...I might need a translator for this.

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In the universe of Warhammer 40K, a race called Orks (yes they are space orcs) has the power to bend reality according to their beliefs according enough of them are around and they believe hard enough. One such belief is that "the red ones go faster" hence should you paint your mount/vehicle red near enough Orks it will actiually go faster than the exact same but painted blue.

The Orks have a battle-cry/religious chant/life cred of "WAAAAAGH!" (yes it is just "war" badly spelled). Which is what they scream at the top of their lungs enery time they met the ennemy (which is everyone)

Zimmerwald's non-capitalizing of the word give the impression of an Ork that just doesn't care about the whole thing and is half-arsing his participation.

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Originally Posted by Fyraltari

In the universe of Warhammer 40K, a race called Orks (yes they are space orcs) has the power to bend reality according to their beliefs according enough of them are around and they believe hard enough. One such belief is that "the red ones go faster" hence should you paint your mount/vehicle red near enough Orks it will actiually go faster than the exact same but painted blue.

The Orks have a battle-cry/religious chant/life cred of "WAAAAAGH!" (yes it is just "war" badly spelled). Which is what they scream at the top of their lungs enery time they met the ennemy (which is everyone)

Zimmerwald's non-capitalizing of the word give the impression of an Ork that just doesn't care about the whole thing and is half-arsing his participation.

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That was incredibly helpful. Also, I missed/ignored the waagh and just thought it was a generic "red ones go faster" joke. Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Peelee

That was incredibly helpful. Also, I missed/ignored the waagh and just thought it was a generic "red ones go faster" joke. Thanks!

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You're welcome.

I'd probably join Hilgya's Church of Loki and head to the human lands to become a wizard. dwarfiness isn't really my style.

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Originally Posted by Jasder

If you die in a gelatinous cube race, does that count as dying with honour? Because that would be a major issue for me.

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How do they breathe in there?

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Originally Posted by Lacuna Caster

How do they breathe in there?

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That's what the amulet of ooze riding is for. Either it provides the air, or it ensures that the ooze itself is permeable enough that air will get to the rider.

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Originally Posted by Jasder

If you die in a gelatinous cube race, does that count as dying with honour? Because that would be a major issue for me.

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If you are drunk, of course. And come on! Someone must be drunk to consider riding a gelatinous cube (inside the cube). :smallbiggrin:

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Originally Posted by D.One

If you are drunk, of course. And come on! Someone must be drunk to consider riding a gelatinous cube (inside the cube). :smallbiggrin:

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I know you jest, but can't resist to nitpick: "being drunk" is not sufficient to die with honor. It is only dying due to cirrhosis of the livers that gives dwarves the alcohol-related free pass.

GW