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BH: Uh, you alright there SM?
SM: Oh there you are BH.
SM: Yes, I'm fine.
SM: I appear to have gotten a handle on the controls for this game.
BH: You sure have. Why'd you fall though?
SM: Ah, well, I'm a bit out of it right now, but I'd guess that it has something to do with me falling out of a hole in the wall, grabbing the ledge and swinging back around and into another hole in the wall, into a room full of robots (that want to kill me), landing on top of a robot (that wanted to kill me), knocking it into a bottomless pit, and then cut another robot (that wanted to kill me) in two with a sword.
BH: Er...
SM: It was about then that the adrenaline rush ran out and I realized that I'd just fallen out of a hole in the wall, grabbed the ledge and swung back around into another hole in the wall, into a room full of robots (that wanted to kill me), landed on top of a robot (that wanted to kill me), which knocked it into a bottomless pit, and then cut another robot (that wanted to kill me) in two with a sword.
BH: Uh...
SM: The resulting flash of lucidity distracted me, causing me to lose my footing and fall on my butt. Which hurts, by the way.
BH: Right...I'm just going to say you tripped.
BH: Anyways, glad you're here, you can help me take care of the ROGUES.
BH: I mean, I could have taken them down myself of course, but this way I can store up my ACTION.
SM: Of course.
BH: ...Are you really all right? You seem a bit out of it.
SM: What? No, I'm perfectly in control. I'll get right on killing all the ROGUES for you.
BH: Well, maybe you should stand up first.
SM: That would probably be a good idea.
(Note: You can now control both BH and SM by preceding the command with the appropriate initials)
> BH: Backstab ROGUE 1, Shoot ROGUE 2. Say "I felt like using a back to the basics approach."
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-BH: Start picking off the gun rogues furthest from SM with gunfire, attempting bullet time tricks to avoid any enemy gunfire.
-SM: Stand up into a roll across the floor, cutting down the nearest gun rogue to the south.
-Insert one-liners/use of SM's class features as appropriate.
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> SM: Rise to your feet using Whirlwind Updraft Maneuver, slicing all incoming bullets in half
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> BH: Dual-wield dead ROGUES and open fire on living ROGUES.
> SM: Stand up with a roll and do away with the nearest punchy ROGUE
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BH: Run up to the top of the stairs to have a better view and start picking off ROGUES one by one with your gun.
SM: Stay on the ground to make a lower target. Those GUN ROGUES don't look like they can aim well in any vertical direction, and you'd probably fall again anyway. Crawl to the nearest BOXER ROGUE and slice its arms off.
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Do we know what class SM is? Apparently it's "More pure than a Soldier", and I'm assuming that mean's it's melee focused.
Anyway (Numbering the ROGUE'S clockwise frome top)
BH: Backstab Rogue 2, Shoot rogue 1. Say "I felt like using a back to the basics approach".
SM: Get up and Charge ROGUEs 3 and 4 (the two gun rogues at the bottom of the screen)
Edit: It should be noted that SM's ARCHETYPE ARRAY probably contains such ARCHETYPES as HARDY HEROINE (What SM appears to be on now), VICIOUS VIXEN (Focus on Offense at the expense of Defense), and FEMME FANTASTICAL (Fantasy-style magic sword tricks)
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>BH: jump-kick a BOXER ROGUE, swipe its ARMS, and throw them at nearest two ROGUES. no puns or one-liners required.
we totally need to get a thing going involveing boxer rogue arms. even if its just colecting them.
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> BH: Fiddle about with your settings so that the ROGUE's gunfire onomatopoeias read "Dakka" instead of "Bullet"
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Originally Posted by
Thanatos 51-50
> BH: Fiddle about with your settings so that the ROGUE's gunfire onomatopoeias read "Dakka" instead of "Bullet"
Dakka?
No, no. We want to go full on Simonsonian.
That, but with KERR-BLAM! KA-BHTHOOM, and FATHOOM! instead of comparatively boring Dakka.
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chiasaur11
Dakka?
No, no. We want to go full on Simonsonian.
That, but with KERR-BLAM! KA-BHTHOOM, and FATHOOM! instead of comparatively boring Dakka.
NEEDS MOAR DAKKA!
> BH: Fiddle about with your settings so that the ROGUE's gunfire onomatopoeias read "Dakka" instead of "Bullet"
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Edit: It should be noted that SM's ARCHETYPE ARRAY probably contains such ARCHETYPES as HARDY HEROINE (What SM appears to be on now), VICIOUS VIXEN (Focus on Offense at the expense of Defense), and FEMME FANTASTICAL (Fantasy-style magic sword tricks)
As impressice as your archetype naming skills are, I was under the impression the ability to switch between different types was something unique to the spy (or at least not present ot for every class), seing as MG didn't seem to know anything about tit (and while she may a "More powaaaa !" type of player, I'm pretty sure she know the game better than us)
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Anyway (Numbering the ROGUE'S clockwise frome top)
BH: Backstab Rogue 2, Shoot rogue 1. Say "I felt like using a back to the basics approach".
SM: Get up and Charge ROGUEs 3 and 4 (the two gun rogues at the bottom of the screen)
That. Except, for BH, instead of backstabbing rogue 1, just kick him in the pit. Resist the urge to make an already overquoted and overmemed movie reference while doing so. You may however make a joke aboutpeople not being able to stand on their feet to friendly tease SM.
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smuchmuch
Except, for BH, instead of backstabbing rogue 1, just kick him in the pit. Resist the urge to make an already overquoted and overmemed movie reference while doing so.
"I hear Greece is quite nice this time of year." Kick.
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> BH: Backstab ROGUE 1, Shoot ROGUE 2. Say "I felt like using a back to the basics approach."
http://www.nudecreator.org/Domochevs...GenGame_40.png
You say,
"I felt like using a basic to the back approach," and then get started on killing all the ROGUES, starting by going counter-clockwise, shooting one ROGUE and then backstabbing the other.
Wait, did you get that right?
> SM: Rise to your feet using Whirlwind Updraft Maneuver, slicing all incoming bullets in half.
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> SM: Rise to your feet using Whirlwind Updraft Maneuver, slicing all incoming bullets in half.
http://www.nudecreator.org/Domochevs...GenGame_41.png
You attempt to use a crazy powerful maneuver that you used to think sounded cool, but wasn't really practical, or even physically possible. This is just a game though, so maybe you can pull it off.
Unfortunately, the game is quick to disagree. Seems you're not high enough level to use that maneuver yet, or something.
> Continue with the previous maneuver.
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> Continue with the previous maneuver.
http://www.nudecreator.org/Domochevs...GenGame_42.png
You continue around, switching to SUAVE SPY and entering STEALTH since nobody's looking at you anymore, then PICK UP the next ROGUE from behind.
...You totally meant to be going counter-clockwise this whole time, despite you entering a command to go clockwise. Just to be clear.
You feel a bit dizzy, but nobody notices since you're still CLOAKED, you presume because nobody was looking at you when you 1-shotted that ROGUE.
> SM: Stand up into a roll across the floor, cutting down the nearest gun rogue to the south.
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> SM: Stand up into a ROLL across the floor, cutting down the nearest GUN ROGUE to the SOUTH.
http://www.nudecreator.org/Domochevs...GenGame_43.png
Deciding to just use some good 'ol fashioned sword swinging instead of worrying about any SPECIAL MOVES, you roll to the SOUTH and get busy chopping those pesky robots to pieces.
It seems the game is trying to alert you that you're gaining POINTS of some kind while you do this, and apparently you have 3 of them so far. You have no idea how to find out what they're for or how you got them, though it's probably safe to assume it has something to do with your current state of swinging your swords about wildly.
> BH: Quip: Well, they say the first cut is always the deepest!
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usein the same pic twice? you gettin lazy on us paper?:smallwink:
>BH: sneak behind southernmost BOXER ROGUE and swipe its ARMS while SM is destracting it
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Gicko
usein the same pic twice? you gettin lazy on us paper?:smallwink:
>BH: sneak behind southernmost BOXER ROGUE and swipe its ARMS while SM is destracting it
No, that's me gettin lazy on you. :smallwink:
(It's a different picture, i swear!)
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>SM: take half-full UNKNOWN BAR, then procedd to beat the ROGUES with it for MASSIVE DAMAGE
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SM: Remove arms and legs from remaining rogues with good straightforward sword work.
BH: Use agent-style sleight of hand to loot ammunition from the remaining gun rogues- make quip about them firing blanks
That should use everyone's skills to greatest effect.
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BH> Quip: Well, they say the first cut is always the deepest!
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> BH: Quip: Well, they say the first cut is always the deepest!
http://www.nudecreator.org/Domochevs...GenGame_44.png
With a smirk, you proclaim,
"Well, they say the first cut is always the deepest!"
Nice one, but the game awards you no POINTS. You're probably a little late.
>SM: take half-full UNKNOWN BAR, then procedd to beat the ROGUES with it for MASSIVE DAMAGE
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>SM: take half-full UNKNOWN BAR, then procedd to beat the ROGUES with it for MASSIVE DAMAGE
http://www.nudecreator.org/Domochevs...GenGame_45.png
Using the game's interface as a weapon? That seems a bit silly, there's no way any self-respecting game designer would...
Well, huh. Guess it does work. Shattered immersion aside, it does look like a pretty nice sword, if you say so yourself.
> BH: STEALTH SPRINT up to ROGUE currently distracted by SM and attempt to take it hostage
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I hope you're all not waiting to post on my account. Whether me or Domo posts the update, it's just as canon.
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> SM: Triple-wield the bar along with your other two swords.
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> BH: STEALTH SPRINT up to ROGUE currently distracted by SM and attempt to take it hostage
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>BH: jump-kick the BOXER ROGUE that is about to attack SM and ride it to the ground... then take its ARMS!
>SM: do a little bullet-dodgeing dance