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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
D'anna Biers
I always assumed that was a miasma.
I'd still hit it.
Phase may I say I don't know what they are but humplings sound delicious.
No, no. It's an afro. He's a character from One Piece.
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.
Excellent.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Tamburlaine
Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?
Only if he's firmly on the "He's a girl" side of the fence, rather then the slightly less popular "She's a man" side.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
I don't think I'm familiar with the fence that you're referring to...
EDIT: Oh gods, I'm staying the hell away from that fence. *Shudders*
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
It's the fence between the real and the unreal, the figments of thought and the illusions of reality. The fence between knowledge and understanding, delusion and epiphany. The fence, in fact, of life and death.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
It could use a fresh coat of paint.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Rutskarn
It's the fence between the real and the unreal, the figments of thought and the illusions of reality. The fence between knowledge and understanding, delusion and epiphany. The fence, in fact, of life and death.
Incidentally, I'm sure that a fine young lad like you could paint the fence for five pounds, there's a good boy.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
I don't think you understand. This is a fence outside of the sphere of human interaction. A fence erected beyond our feeble grasp on reality, in the miasma of things man cannot--should not--grasp. A fence that represents the futility of our endeavors and the pointlessness of our explorations.
Make it 10 pounds even.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Tamburlaine
Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?
Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.
. . . Nice.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.
So. I don't really know the etiquette here, but I'm assuming one of us gets the couch.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Well it isn't me, I'm the king of the bed too.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Oh my god this day just keeps getting better.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
And the pirate king, if I remember correctly.
Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.
...or at the very least tyrant and overlord of our souls, whichever's more convienent at the time.
I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Well it isn't me, I'm the king of the bed too.
Whose bed?:smallwink:
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Assassin89
I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.
I was just bored and felt like making a pointless and stupid Fallout 3 reference. :smalltongue:
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Assassin89
I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.
That's my other avatar. That I used for about a week...
Besides, Brook still cool.
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Originally Posted by
Tamburlaine
Whose bed?:smallwink:
Whoever I want's.
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Originally Posted by
D'anna Biers
Oh my god this day just keeps getting better.
What's the matter, lover?
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
I'm the king of awkwardly resisting advances and then going off to write bizarre dark humor stories, so I guess that works out, then.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
All these kings...
Well, um, I'm king of the, um Moon. I'm king of me, yes.
Bow before me. Bow before my kingdom.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Phase
All these kings...
Well, um, I'm king of the, um Moon. I'm king of me, yes.
Bow before me. Bow before my kingdom.
What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Oh yes they do. the Clangers live on the moon!
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Slayer Draco
What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.
Apart from the Clangers and the soup dragon, of course.
EDIT: Curses, ninja'd again!
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Slayer Draco
What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.
Buzz Aldrin's secret bastard child does.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Slayer Draco
What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.
Say that to my face!
What? I-I can't hear-You'll have to speak up-
I can't hear you, you're too far away. Look, just come up here and resolve it with me in my kingdom of myself. I wont shoot you.
EDIT: Also, my pet dragon:
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/i...ullDragoon.png
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Phase
Say that too my face!
Don't you mean say that to my phase?
Aha. Ha! Hahaaha! Haha! Ha! Ha. Haha.
Ha.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Rutskarn
Buzz Aldrin's secret bastard child does.
How come Michael Collins never gets any love? :smalltongue:
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Someone had to be the mommy.
--Quincunx
Woodpecker on the fence between the real and the unreal
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
I like Michael Collins, but Buzz has the cooler name.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Tamburlaine
I like Michael Collins, but Buzz has the cooler name.
When I was seven-ish, I was reading a book about Apollo 11, and I thought, "HAHAHA! 'Buzz Aldrin', that's like 'Buzz Lightyear', what a coincidence! Hahahaha! ...Wait...." :smallannoyed:
The voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi surrounded me in mystical light:
THAT'S NO COINCIDENCE! THAT'S A MARKETING PLOY!
...wow, I haven't told a joke that forced in a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time. :smalltongue:
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by
Phase
Say that to my face!
What? I-I can't hear-You'll have to speak up-
I can't hear you, you're too far away. Look, just come up here and resolve it with me in my kingdom of myself. I wont shoot you.
EDIT: Also, my pet dragon:
Whoa whoa whoa. There's no need for that now. Look, you and I have clearly got off on the wrong foot. I need you for power (werewolf), and you need me to follow you to boost your reputation. Why don't we just leave it at that and call it a day.