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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
The Good Cat is Chaotic Good. And actually, it isn't Munchkining at all. By having no stats, She is based on pure Role Play and Narrativium.
+ we already statted out Snuggles, and Good Cat is just an Aspect of Snuggles that is Manifested to fool people into believing they have a chance.
Snuggles enjoys playing with his food, so much so that he gathers worshippers to his Good Cat aspect for greater entertainment when he inevitably turns upon them.
GLORY TO THE CAT GOD, YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Actually, both Snuggles and Good Cat are just aspects of the Infinity that is Cat.
Good Cat is but the Nurturing Mother Goddess aspect, and Snuggles is but the Destructive Death and Destruction God side.
Cat is within both, and both are within Cat.
However, it helps the primitive human psyche to understand the fully glory of Cat by dividing it into aspects.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
This is still going on? Oh dear god, what have I done?
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
Actually, both Snuggles and Good Cat are just aspects of the Infinity that is Cat.
Good Cat is but the Nurturing Mother Goddess aspect, and Snuggles is but the Destructive Death and Destruction God side.
Cat is within both, and both are within Cat.
However, it helps the primitive human psyche to understand the fully glory of Cat by dividing it into aspects.
Thats certainly what Snuggles wants you to believe.
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Originally Posted by
AKA_Bait
This is still going on? Oh dear god, what have I done?
You have spawned a God
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
AKA_Bait
This is still going on? Oh dear god, what have I done?
The Good Cat Give You Joy, For You Have Helped Bring Birth To A New Revelation.
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Originally Posted by only1doug
Thats certainly what Snuggles wants you to believe.
"To Those Who Do Not Wish To Believe, The Truth Is As A Hairball Stuck In the Craw"The Letter to the People of the Flea-Collar 2:91
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Yea, I am surely a follower of Snuggles, in all his doom-cat glory. Glory be to him, and shame be to Rex and his followers, may they fall to the levels like those of the "Good Cat."
GLORY TO THE CAT GOD, YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE... AND MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
(death wish (su): at will, snuggles can instantly slay any commoner, anywhere on any plane. if the commoner succeeds a fort save dc45, they instead die slowly. damage dealt by this ability cannot be healed.)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9392/goodcatos1.jpg
If you look closely, you can see that Snuggles is also included in the Church of The Good Cat Pantheon.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
Lies, all lies. I wont gratify it with any further argument.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Dragonus45
Lies, all lies. I wont gratify it with any further argument.
"Like A Blind Kitten Who Refuses To Believe the World Exists, So Too Be The Ignorant."
The Letter to the People of the Flea-Collar 3:45:smalltongue:
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
no, that's just snuggles slitting the good cat's neck.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
no, that's just snuggles slitting the good cat's neck.
Now why would He do that to His own Mother?
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
Now why would He do that to His own Mother?
I think you've missed some crucial aspects of Snuggles.
EDIT: In case anyone forgets, CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
I'm sure most of you have seen that fake Chick tract "Who Shall be Eaten First," or whatever it's called.
If someone could modify that to fit with the concepts created in this thread then, well,
Awesome
would result.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Thane of Fife
I'm sure most of you have seen that fake Chick tract "Who Shall be Eaten First," or whatever it's called.
If someone could modify that to fit with the concepts created in this thread then, well,
Awesome
would result.
Frankly, the original was that level of awesome.
Ah, Van Lente.
One of the great writers.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
I think you've missed some crucial aspects of Snuggles.
EDIT: In case anyone forgets, CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
May You Find Happiness In Your Path, I Have Found Another. And It Is Purring.
The Good Cats Blessing On You And Yours.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
You all have still not understood the truth that is CAT. Snuggles (aka Basement Cat, aka the Dark Lord) and Cuddles (aka Cielling Cat, the Good Cat Mistress) are 2 members of a litter of 9 gods. Each has a different alignment for each is devoted to a different aspect of cat and each can smell a different emotion that they consider themselves to be above (in Cuddles case this is Hate). (Otherwise their powers are similar)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Sereg
You all have still not understood the truth that is CAT. Snuggles (aka Basement Cat, aka the Dark Lord) and Cuddles (aka Cielling Cat, the Good Cat Mistress) are 2 members of a litter of 9 gods. Each has a different alignment for each is devoted to a different aspect of cat and each can smell a different emotion that they consider themselves to be above (in Cuddles case this is Hate). (Otherwise their powers are similar)
I Believe I Already Discussed A Variant Of This Philosophy.
Still,Intriguing.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
All lies all lies BLASPHEMY I SAY, There is only one true cat god and that is Snuggles. All others are lies and BLASPHEMY. They only exist to give hope to those snuggles shall eat soon so they may be comfortable until snuggles arrives. He likes his food with a fine lacing of TRUE terror. Yarn for the yarn throne, Catnip for the masters pleasure.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
A theoretical question - which would last longer against Snuggles, Chuck Norris or O-Chul?
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
O-Chul is Chuck Norris. (Surely you realise that such awesomeness cannot be contained in one personality). That said, at least O-Chul can smite.
Oh and incidently, if one of us servents of Cuddles were to meet Snuggles, we would get disintigrated, then Cuddles would rez us, then we'd get disintigrated again. We have the honour of dieing twice.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
May You Find Happiness In Your Path, I Have Found Another. And It Is Purring.
The Good Cats Blessing On You And Yours.
When the "Good Cat" reveals itself to you in its true glorious and terrible form as the Cat God, you shall understand the folly of your beliefs and despair (incidentally adding that much sought after bittersweet flavor to your soul). Your naive beliefs will not save you. Not that anything could, but you'd have been spared of the horror. As you seem so dead set on blinding yourself to the truth, there is nothing more we can do for you...
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Originally Posted by
streakster
A theoretical question - which would last longer against Snuggles, Chuck Norris or O-Chul?
c) None of the above. Both'd be instantly destroyed utterly, exactly at t=0. As would be anything else our dread lord deigns to destroy.
And Droganus, your fervor does you good. When your time comes, Snuggles shall be swift and somewhat merciful. Or possibly not, we are not responsible for any further change of policy that may be instated by our lord and master Snuggles.
Obligatory EDIT: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CAAATNIIP FOR THE CAAAT GAAAAAAAAWD!!!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GODS! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONES! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWLS! ALL HAIL CAT, CUDDLES AND THE REST OF THE CAT PANTHEON!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Anonymous Man
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GODS! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONES! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWLS! ALL HAIL CAT, CUDDLES AND THE REST OF THE CAT PANTHEON!
Indeed, may my lap forevermore serve Cuddles and Her Good Brothers when they desire it.
"And the Mistress of Good Cats didst hear his cry and didst grant him his request"-II Catticles 4:7
This thread has 9 lives and must never be buried.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
^^Sigh. You people don't get it do you? You're in for a nasty, nasty surprise when dread lord Snuggles decides that your time has come.
EDIT, as always: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
I think you've missed some crucial aspects of Snuggles.
EDIT: In case anyone forgets, CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
Ya don't think?
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
^^Sigh. You people don't get it do you? You're in for a nasty, nasty surprise when dread lord Snuggles decides that your time has come.
EDIT, as always: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
"Snuggles Will Come, Padding On The Soft Footpads Of Doom. But She Who Is The Mother Cat To Us All, She Who Is Good Cat, Will Care For Us In That Hour, As A Mother Cares For Her Kittens. A Fierce And Wild Protector Of All Things She Be, Terrible As the Claws Of The She Lion,And As Strong As The Jaws Of The Mother Tiger."
All Hail To Good Cat, Snuggles, Cat, And All The Pantheon!
Yarn For the Yarn Throne, And Milk For Their Milk Bowl! Offerings Of Catnip In Thankfulness And Fellowship!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Sereg
You all have still not understood the truth that is CAT. Snuggles (aka Basement Cat, aka the Dark Lord) and Cuddles (aka Cielling Cat, the Good Cat Mistress) are 2 members of a litter of 9 gods. Each has a different alignment for each is devoted to a different aspect of cat and each can smell a different emotion that they consider themselves to be above (in Cuddles case this is Hate). (Otherwise their powers are similar)
Your theory is flawed.
ALL cats are Chaotic, so in theory, only 3 cats exist.
Glory be to Snuggles, Bringer of the Hurtsies!