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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Dragonrider
In March I've got:
brother 1: March 4
good friend: March 6
dad: March 20
cousin: March 20
aunt-in-law: March 20
cousin: March 29
Weird, huh? Something about March. Of course, my extended family has birthday in every month except September and May.
:smallbiggrin:
I's going to cook um sumthin for your birthday.
What happened nine months before March? I know there's a lot of birthdays in January, thanks to a certain chocolate holiday.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Edge
Only until I'm commissioned to write a script involving Kasper Kat the Commissar. Then his days are numbered.
Oh god, they wouldn't get rid of Mickey. Would they? :smalleek:
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Fredthefighter
Oh god, they wouldn't get rid of Mickey. Would they? :smalleek:
I could make it happen. In a horrible manner. Off-screen of course. :smallamused:
Now, where did I put that pit filled with salt and its accompanying flensing tools?
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
What happened nine months before March? I know there's a lot of birthdays in January, thanks to a certain chocolate holiday.
October is the most popular/common birthmonth.
Drunken new years shagging, wheeey!
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Phaedra
Both, maybe. He does have slight evil genius tendencies.
Ah, Beauty and the Beast. I always had a bit of a crush on the Beast. Except when he turned human. I don't know what that says about me.
You like hairy men? :smallconfused:
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Edge
I could make it happen. In a horrible manner. Off-screen of course. :smallamused:
Now, where did I put that pit filled with salt and its accompanying flensing tools?
Do it and you die! Mickey Mouse was my only friend as a child and if you take him from me I shall destroy you entirely and utterly!
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
(glances at Edge's avatar)
You'll have to catch him first. Haven't dwarves got a penalty to base speed and no inclination to tinker a way around that?
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
You like hairy men? :smallconfused:
Or men with an anger problem? I don't know. He just seemed to have more... passion as a beast. Also more hair, it's true. Although he did keep that dodgy pony tail as a human.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Quincunx
(glances at Edge's avatar)
You'll have to catch him first. Haven't dwarves got a penalty to base speed and no inclination to tinker a way around that?
I can catch him. My cousin is the Roadrunner, I can beat him in a race with my eyes closed while hopping on one foot.
Also, we may have only 20ft per round, but that speed cannot be lowered by armour or load, therefore unless Edge can shoot webs/ice/something from his hands then I will catch him. Also, I have a rocket-tank-car-thing-UFO-aeroplane.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Fredthefighter
I can catch him. My cousin is the Roadrunner, I can beat him in a race with my eyes closed while hopping on one foot.
Also, we may have only 20ft per round, but that speed cannot be lowered by armour or load, therefore unless Edge can shoot webs/ice/something from his hands then I will catch him. Also, I have a rocket-tank-car-thing-UFO-aeroplane.
Being the Stig, I will obviously be in my native environment. A supercar.
A Bugatti Veyron sounds nice. 1001 horsepower, short bearded one, 1001 horsepower.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Phaedra
Or men with an anger problem? I don't know. He just seemed to have more... passion as a beast. Also more hair, it's true. Although he did keep that dodgy pony tail as a human.
I think that's because he didn't do anything after he turned back on account of the film ending.
Also, Gaston was the hero.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Edge
Being the Stig, I will obviously be in my native environment. A supercar.
A Bugatti Veyron sounds nice. 1001 horsepower, short bearded one, 1001 horsepower.
rocket-tank-car-thing-UFO-aeroplane, 2 million horsepower, also, I own a DeLorean, I could travel back in time and destroy you while you were an unborn child.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
What happened nine months before March? I know there's a lot of birthdays in January, thanks to a certain chocolate holiday.
Hm. 9 months back is July. Couple possibilities come to mind: 4th of July for America. Parties and such. Also, possibly, summer weddings and anniversaries. Not sure beyond that.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
[EDIT: KnightDisciple ninja-posts with aplomb.]
Take off your helmet and imagine that it represents the flow of the conversation. Now, pass the helmet to me, representing the end of one post and the beginning of another person's input. Now, if you'll let these fingers wiggling under my chin for a moment be enough to mimic a beard and signal that I'm acting out your part in the flow of the conversation--
HWAAAAAAAAAARKptui!
--and here's your helmet back. It's a bit moist.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
I think that's because he didn't do anything after he turned back on account of the film ending.
Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen it. Maybe I'm just projecting my image of what he would have been like onto the film. He just turned a bit nice.
(Or at least, it's been a while since I've seen it to the end, I do remember demanding it in a rum-fuelled passion while at a friend's house for a party a year or so ago. And then singing along in a french accent to all the songs...)
Gaston was the best character there, yeah. You just love the evil though.
EDIT: I think I remember hearing that there's a lot of babies in March because people like to spend their summer holidays and just general long hot summer nights together. Can't remember where I heard that though.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Fredthefighter
rocket-tank-car-thing-UFO-aeroplane, 2 million horsepower, also, I own a DeLorean, I could travel back in time and destroy you while you were an unborn child.
So it just comes down to me dodging you, then, doesn't it?
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Gaston ripping open his shirt and declaring that every inch of his chest is covered with hair frightened me as a small child for some reason.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Gaston wasn't evil, he was trying to win over the girl he fancied, prevent a mentally unstable old man from hurting anyone and kill a dangerous monster which threatened the lives of the townsfolk.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Edge
So it just comes down to me
dodging you, then, doesn't it?
You may be able to dodge a thing, but no one can dodge time itself. Therefore, I win through the use of time and space. Palkia and Dialga curse you to be doomed to lose against myself, who has their blessing.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Fredthefighter
You may be able to dodge a thing, but no one can dodge time itself. Therefore, I win through the use of time and space. Palkia and Dialga curse you to be doomed to lose against myself, who has their blessing.
Alas, I have nothing I can possible do.
Except, y'know, Herr Stig being a Time Lord.
What? He regenerated!
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Gaston wasn't evil, he was trying to win over the girl he fancied, prevent a mentally unstable old man from hurting anyone and kill a dangerous monster which threatened the lives of the townsfolk.
Except the monster wasn't hurting anyone, he was just being emotionally needy on his own in a castle.
Plus, he used pitchforks and torches to hunt the monster down. Can't respect anyone that cliched.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Edge
Alas, I have nothing I can possible do.
Except, y'know, Herr Stig being a Time Lord.
What? He regenerated!
Regeneration prevents death, not being erased from existence. Also, Time Lords can only regenerate 13 times before they die permanently, so I just keep killing you until you are gone. In other words, I get the added joy of killing you 13 extra times. :smallbiggrin:
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
The high point of Beauty and the Beast, so far as humor goes, was the day I figured out that the voice of the formerly-pointless Wardrobe was the same as the voice of that lady on the VHS tape of Laugh-In reruns, the one whose particular brand of humor I was just beginning to appreciate at that age. Now any child of my era ought to have imprinted on Lily Tomlin, as (I could have sworn that) her Edith-Ann-an'-I'm-eight-anna-half-years-old had been cross-pollinated with Sesame Street, but Sesame Street was something for my sisters and I needed a new role model. . .and so I sought out the contraband humor.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Fredthefighter
Regeneration prevents death, not being erased from existence. Also, Time Lords can only regenerate 13 times before they die permanently, so I just keep killing you until you are gone. In other words, I get the added joy of killing you 13 extra times. :smallbiggrin:
Curses.
I did well using just the Stig.
But now a lead shounen protagonist possessed by a crazy demon steps to the fore.
We'll finish this later, Fred. Bed calls.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Fredthefighter
Regeneration prevents death, not being erased from existence. Also, Time Lords can only regenerate 13 times before they die permanently, so I just keep killing you until you are gone. In other words, I get the added joy of killing you 13 extra times. :smallbiggrin:
But then american Stig, and Truck Stig and all of Stigs other cousins would come and kill you.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
Edge
Yes you did, very well indeed.
Demons are one of the reasons I took levels in Paladin and the "Ultra-smite" feat.
Goodnight noble warrior, sleep well and greet the dawn with a clear mind and a fresh heart.
And Dallas, I am Fredthefighter and also a little bit loopy, no amount of Stigs would stop me from avenging the death of Mickey Mouse.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
You are a fighter who both multiclassed into Paladin and Druid? That...sound underpowered....And yes they would.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
dallas-dakota
You are a fighter who both multiclassed into Paladin and Druid? That...sound underpowered....And yes they would.
That's not even possible without falling. Is it?
@V: But... the alignment restrictions.:smalleek: Nevermind, CG variant X Paladin of Freedom.
So, I've realized I'm not good at writing songs. And I don't have a plot. It could be like, just a poster finding gitp
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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Originally Posted by
dallas-dakota
You are a fighter who both multiclassed into Paladin and Druid? That...sound underpowered....And yes they would.
I'm a Gestalt Fighter/Paladin(CG variant)/Druid(Wilderness Avenger CG variant). I gain the benefits of each class every level.
EDIT: Goodnight all, I have to leave you all now, see you tomorrow my friends. Greet the dawn, land of nod, all that jazz, etc, etc, goodnight.
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Its around two hours earlier where you are. Perhaps I should also go to bed? Hmm....
*detracts two hours from local time*
Wait... You go to bed early....