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Metahuman1
2118: Unless he then becomes the replacement for that Deity who was being Corrupted by some other Deity/Over-deity/Cosmic force to evil.
2119: not to to corrupt my paladin's own god so that he can upsurp them.
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2120: Not to corrupt the paladins god so he usurps him after somehow ensuring he is my mindslave for eternity.
2121: The gnome may not have a mustache, sombrero, guns, a bandolier, a Spanish accent or name, and be as offensive to Mexicans as humanly possible.
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2122: As a paladin, it is considered bad form to cast Bless Weapon on an Alchemist's fire, and henceforth calling it a Holy Handgrenade.
2122a: Even if your code of conduct allows grenade-like weapons.
2122b: Throwing said Holy Handgrenade while counting "1, 2, 5!" is right out.
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2123: Large wooden badgers are no more effective for infiltrating besieged cities than large wooden rabbits.
2124: Just because they do it in the movies doesn't mean my character can do it in a single turn with a standard attack roll.
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TheJudicator
2122: As a paladin, it is considered bad form to cast Bless Weapon on an Alchemist's fire, and henceforth calling it a Holy Handgrenade.
2122a: Even if your code of conduct allows grenade-like weapons.
2122b: Throwing said Holy Handgrenade while counting "1, 2, 5!" is right out.
2125: More so if I already had the party Druid Cast Fire Trap on it in addition to my own bless weapon spell.
2126: Also not allowed to have them used energy substitution on the fire trap to turn it into force damage, while they have layered Empowered/Maximize and Explosive spell on it.
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Page 49. Shall we start coming up with ideas for the next thread's subtitle?
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Probably.
Things I may no longer do while playing V III:
This is not a guidebook
Psychics can't do that
My favored enemy is not the DM/Plot/Fellow PC/Rulebook
Now with ranks in Craft (Raging DM)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III:Iron Heart Surge will make YOU go away if you ask again.
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wiimanclassic
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III:Iron Heart Surge will make YOU go away if you ask again.
This is better than mine.
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wiimanclassic
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III:Iron Heart Surge will make YOU go away if you ask again.
:Vote:
2127. Casting veil on a commoner to look like an undead so the paladin kills him is not an appropriate response to him calling you border-line evil
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Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: The DM banging his head against the nearest hard object is universal for NO!
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Revenge of the Full Spell Casting Progression.
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Next Player to say Iron Heart Surge get's Force Fed the DMG.
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Also Entitled: Why I have to Kill Monty Python.
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Things I may no longer do while gaming III: I really want my group to let me come back
Things I may no longer do while gaming III: Our best DM left last week
Things I may no longer do while gaming III: There are many definitions of fun
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Is The Pain Over Yet?!?!
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ORione
Page 49. Shall we start coming up with ideas for the next thread's subtitle?
I believe we already had a number of suggestions back on page 47, with a fair number of votes for "Things I may no longer do while playing III: Dodging books is a reflex save", and a fair number of other good nominations. Might want to check those out.
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Spend all the hard-earned loot from the Dungeon of Doom on a wild sex party
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Celestial Warhorses are NOT proficient with Greatswords, even if their type is Outsider
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: No, Evasion does not help against flying DMG's
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Only if you pay the DM's therapist
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: That's the third DM this week!
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I think the DM failed his sanity check.
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: 8 billion people, and STILL not enough facepalms.
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Artificer's are NOT low magic!
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I see grass of green, and men in white... (A cookie to anyone who figures this one out)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
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Ksheep
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
Forget mine, I vote this one lol.
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Ksheep
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
voting for this one.
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Ksheep
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
I agree.
That or
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Revenge of the DM
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Ksheep
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
This get my vote :smallbiggrin:
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2128: I may not play a fiend of posession in the Tomb of Horrors.
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Ksheep
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
Yeah, this or "Dodging Books is a reflex save."
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: A Failed Book-Dodge Cannot Be Fixed With Iron Heart Surge
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Antonok
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III:
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I see grass of green, and men in white... (A cookie to anyone who figures this one out)
What a wonderful world
TIMLDWP III its DC 0 to break the 4th wall
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Stop Targeting Player's Will Saves Vs. Insanity
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Why Must You Always Ruin Everything?
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TIMNDWP III:"Did you just iron heart surge the munchkin away?"
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero.
(AKA entry #2129)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!
Yeah, this or "Dodging Books is a reflex save."
Also my two favorites.