So I decide to help a friend get geared up. He's a Holy Priest, I decide to go Boomkin. We hit up the 5-man dungeons.
First off, if I am ever at the top of the DPS charts, something is very wrong. I'm a terrible DPS. Made even more terrible by the fact that I'm using healer gear so I'm below hit cap (I reforge away all my spirit). Not only was I pulling in 30k plus on trash in Hour of Twilight, but despite being chain silenced due to a moron of a tank who continually moved the boss around, I still came in top DPS on that Rogue boss with 19k. I would like to point out that I also stopped to heal at a few points.
Then we did End Times. And I found the only pug in existence that couldn't kill Murozond.
The Tank-Couldn't figure out to move the boss when he was surrounded in vortexes, despite 2 people yelling at him to move his arse, and throwing up a raid marker. He would however, tank him in the middle, for some reason the boss was spinning like a top so people got breathed and tail slapped back into things.
Death Knight-He would pop army on the pull, after the temporal snapshot, which is good. Would he pop it again? Nope.
The other boomkin-Refused to use his Treants. Refused to use Starfall. Despite three explanations, had no idea what the Hourglass did. Pulled 4K DPS, and that was his highest parse among 3 attempts. Yeah.
So after a few pulls like this, my friend says screw it, he's going shadow, has me go heals, we boot the boomkin for completely sucking, the tank ragequit because we booted his boomkin friend so we got a new DPS and tank, the DK finally got the idea of how the Hourglass works. And wouldn't you know it, we killed it.
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Double you tee eff?
These dungeons are crazy easy. I'm a bad bad bad bad bad DPS, and I still pulled in better numbers than anyone in either run. In my healer gear, with the right trinkets on so I'm hit capped, I am lucky to pull 22K on a target dummy with cooldowns. I should never, ever be top DPS in a run. Heck, while healing I did more than 4K DPS. While. Healing.
I'm pretty sure that tank was carrying the boomkin. I'm curious how the boomking managed to get 378 geared in Firelands with numbers like that.
Why do bad players be bad?