Cons: as dumb as a pile of bricks.
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Cons: as dumb as a pile of bricks.
Where-is-it-?-oh-I-could-have-sworn-it-was-here-just-a-moment-agomancer *phew*
More commonly known as misplacermancers^^
It's a hard job, but someone gotta do it.
Edit, not to mention, I get to tap into the unlimited power. Picture yourself fighting me, when poof, I throw of a misplacer spell, and you suddenly have misplaced your sword? What do you then eh? What do you do then?! (Well, considering I'm physically frail, you could probably beat me to a bloody pulp)
Other interesting powers is of course to divine into the S-dimension, or, as it also called, "the place where the other sock went".
I also have the power of random forgetfulness! It's part of my job description.
Come to think of it, I believe my current job would make me a datamancer: Much of what I do involves casting arcane computational incantations on huge blobs of raw numeric data to make them "speak" to psychology researchers.
It kind of resembles Sizemore Rockwell's job if you replace the cesspit with an incredibly complex experimental setup and the Crap Golems with actual useful results.
Dudeomancer. I'd have telekinetic control over bowling balls, the ability to instill a relaxed, laid-back attitude in people and to make things happen by themselves, and knowledge of the secret White Russian potion.
Regimancer. Control of all the kings in a standard medieval setting sounds fine to my limited, egotistical, and ultimately meaningless plans and plots furthering my own megalomania. :smallbiggrin:
Another one for me, an Entropomancer. The ability to control, defy an all around screw with entropy. Which would, in turn, make me as powerful as a god.
I have decided to be both a hobomancer AND a Lysergicacid diethylamidemancer.
you'd be one tripped-out street mage.
Weathermancer.
Recnamancer!
Lardomancer
I could control fat people.
The nerds of the world would be at my command.
Awesomancer, definitely.
Please don't tell me that a Pwnmancer will show up.
How about a Wangstamanctah, he be all pumpin' nines in yo backside from da inside oh his (Lawyer Daddy's) sweet ride, yo!
Pwnmancer would totally PWN the other mancers and be all "Oh! You got PWNED!"Quote:
Please don't tell me that a Pwnmancer will show up.
Word
O RLY?Quote:
"Oh! You got PWNED!"
(I am adding this to bring my message over 10 characters cuz the quote dosnt count.)
Boopmancers? To drive people away in horror of their vulgarity?
By day, I'm a wordamancer.
By night, I'm a groanamancer. Which is to say that I divine the truth of things by telling bad jokes. And not by doing the other thing you were thinking of, necessarily.
See what I mean?
since i can't be a nukeamancer, maybe i'll be a dwagomancer. or a Peepomancer.
but probably a dirtomancer
Clumsimancer. Just because I need my inherit clumsiness to be useful for something. :smalltongue:
I like to think of myself as many diffrent kind of -mancers actually.
Genomancer (I'll let you guys figure this one out.)
Sinamancer
Hatemancer
Gameancer
And perhaps the greatest of them all
Smartancer.
Persuadeamancer.
And after that also maybe thoughtsamancer. (Read minds... whatever word covers that.) Although maybe that would go along as part of the first one.
(I can't believe I'm posting here, because I really dislike Erfworld, but I'm bored.)
Egomancer, because I think so highly of myself and little of everyone else. Bestomancer didn't sound so good :smalltongue:
Thou I do make a good Nuisancemaner
This trumps everyone else's. Seriously, don't look unless you want to feel intense amounts of shame for not thinking of this and/or have your head explode from sheer awesomenimnity.
SpoilerExplosiveruneamancer. One word. Don't stutter. I hope your head didn't just pop.
Poultrygeistamancer. Controlling hordes of incorporeal undead chickens who posess telekinetic powers. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the henhouse.
Chocomancer or maybe a sucrosemancer... mmm sugar.
Optimancer. Optimism ftw.
Mancermancer, the master of all magic!