...yeah, I wake up and I walk into a battlefield. I'm going to go watch from a safe distance. He walks away, until him comes to a point that he thinks is safe.
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...yeah, I wake up and I walk into a battlefield. I'm going to go watch from a safe distance. He walks away, until him comes to a point that he thinks is safe.
*walks into kitchen/lab*
*begins baking a cake*
*Magtok returns from his trip to EVIL*
Magtok I-
Shut up, machine. Just shut up. You disfigured me, and ruined what could've been a normal life filled with happiness, peace, and I never would've even heard of this hell called AMEN.
*is somehow already done baking the cake*
Who wants some cake?
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...yeah, I wake up and I walk into a battlefield. I'm going to go watch from a safe distance. He walks away, until him comes to a point that he thinks is safe.
"Oh, I don't think it's a battlefeild to..." Moon Called pauses mid sentance when she sees Fullbladder. "Never mind."
"I see you're in an unusualy foul mood today." She says with a smile. "How can I make it worse?"Quote:
Shut up, machine. Just shut up. You disfigured me, and ruined what could've been a normal life filled with happiness, peace, and I never would've even heard of this hell called AMEN.
Well, Fullbladder is trying to defend something. That could end with anyone within eighty feet of him getting obliterated.
Ohhhhh....what pain I can cause with this... He grins widely.Quote:
*Magtok returns from his trip to EVIL*
Magtok I-
Shut up, machine. Just shut up. You disfigured me, and ruined what could've been a normal life filled with happiness, peace, and I never would've even heard of this hell called AMEN.
Then I'm moving far, far away. I don't need to be injured even more.Quote:
Well, Fullbladder is trying to defend something. That could end with anyone within eighty feet of him getting obliterated.
Master, I don't need to justify my actions for you. We both know it was for the best, and-
And you've been feeding me propaganda about the Light since the day you ruined everything. Maybe I should just convert to Chaotic Good to get in the way of your little prophecy.
You mock me with those words, meatbag. I've decided that if you are to be the Champion of Law and Evil, you must be sufficiently controlled. I'm seizing control of our mind, and there's nothing you can do about it.
We'll see about that! *An epic battle of man and machine rages from within the mind of Kotgam Drol of New Arr-El (AKA Magtok.)*
"Oh! Saurous, go get popcorn!" Moon Called nudges her lovemate with an elbow. "An epic battle needs refreshments!"
Wait, I know how to solve this.
*casts maximized time stop, then preforms a scathing operation to remove the robot part and replace it with a new human part, very, very quickly*
No need. I already got the popcorn, couches, and TV for when we get bored with it. He raises his arms, and all the mentioned items appear next to them.
You always ruin the fun, Fus.Quote:
Wait, I know how to solve this.
*casts maximized time stop, then preforms a scathing operation to remove the robot part and replace it with a new human part, very, very quickly*
I choose to... to stay with AMEN.Quote:
"So... does this mean you'll turn CG after all?"
The one known as Magtok is dead. Now I, the creation of the gods of Darkness and Law, am here to guide the Champion, regardless of whether he seeks help or not.
*The machine grabs the operating tool, and tosses it aside.*Quote:
*casts maximized time stop, then preforms a scathing operation to remove the robot part and replace it with a new human part, very, very quickly*
That will not be neccesary.
The golden eyed one psychically aids organic Kotgam.
A CE clone rushes in. "Now the tough choices start. Do I go for the Good one or the Lawful one?"
The voice of Banjulhu sounds within his mind. The CG one collapses with a knife through it's head, while CE PM aids he robot.
((Ah yes, Fus, but you forgot: All of us seem to be immune to the effects of Time Stop.))
Moon Called pouts. "Aw, it's over. That was fast.
Oh well. Maybe we can actualy get a plot from this."
I will not be leaving AMEN as rapidly as the split personalites did. I remain here, as part of the Champion. His body and mind are property of Law and Darkness now.Quote:
We all know that there is going to be some overly-complicated plot that really means nothing, and in the end, everything goes back to normal after it.
...the moment anyone mentions actually watching an interesting fight, it ends. Why does that always happen? He sighs, and waves at the equipment.
Alright, take it away.
Several demons walk over, and carry the stuff off.
Edit: Wait! Wait! PM and Magtok may fight! Bring the stuff back!
"Ohh... This is good stuff. I can't believe it. We're actualy getting a plot!" Moon Called whispers through mouthfulls of popcorn.
The Replicator-covered body of Fullbladder shudders and raises a mostly-skinned hand, index finger raised.
"Actually, Machine, Fate can be stopped. Fate, Destiny, Prophecy, even Inevitability can be halted in their marches. I've met most of them. They're nice people once you get to know them. A little dark, maybe. Far from unstoppable."
"You can't stop me." He God Modes, his wounds healing instantly. "The evil ones may have forgotten their heritage in favor of the vile Banjulhu, but I remember." The roof of AMEN is torn away, and a Noodly Appendage reaches down and smites Magtok. He then runs. PM sends Dagger Thrower and Dirge Zombie after him, but he grabs Fus. and teleports to another plane. Dagger Thrower turns for more orders, while DZ continues lumbering towards the spot where they were. Partly because it was imbued with plane shifting abilities by Banjulhu, partly because it has slimeballs for brains.
We actually may get backstory for Magtok that isn't the same stuff over and over again. he whispers back.
And Fate is easily stopped. It differs from person to person, but it is otherwise easy to keep from occuring.
He watches the fight break out.
"What is it? A whole bunch of zeros and ones? I've never read it."
*PM's attack does nothing significant, as a new clone arrives and continues to be controlled by the machine.*
Do you have more tricks to attempt that will target both of us and accomplish nothing? :smallamused:
The history of Arr-El has been written in stone and is unchangeable. The fall of the darkness gods was fated to occur, as is the death of the gods of light.Quote:
And Fate is easily stopped. It differs from person to person, but it is otherwise easy to keep from occuring.
When the good, chaos, law and evil deities are purged from Arr-El, the era of the divine will be over, and the eras of man and machine will come. AMEN will not change this.
((Dude, I'm playing a game with the perfect soundtrack to this.
http://www.mofunzone.com/popups/magic_sword.shtml))
((Eh...I guess))
The possibility that this may be the climax in the story of AMEN makes me want to rush over and become involved in it, but I think I'll stay here and watch from where I'm not in immediate danger.
He takes a handful of popcorn.
((Well, if I had a cartoon version of the FF battle theame, that would work to...))
Moon Called shrugs. "We should really record this. We could make money."
I don't see what that has to do with me, Arr-El, and the meatbag.
Did he just-?Quote:
The possibility that this may be the climax in the story of AMEN makes me want to rush over and become involved in it, but I think I'll stay here and watch from where I'm not in immediate danger.
Not now, Magtok.
Get out of my way, machine. I need to say this. *Mentally destroys the android's control over them.*
*Magtok reels from the force of the mental assualt, then stands tall, and looks Saurous right in the eye.*
AMEN. WILL. NEVER. DIE. :smallannoyed: