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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Creepy? Or arousing?
Well now that's just a disturbing question.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Creepy? Or arousing?
Well, for any necrophiliacs here...
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Creepy? Or arousing?
Scanning...scanning...nope, just creepy.
Sorry, Zero, you're just not my type.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Heh.
Funny though, right?
It'd better be... Or else!
...I wish someone would comment on at least ONE of those links... That stuff was gold!
GOLD! GOLD! HOHO! GOOOLD! *Dances*
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
You have friends that get into pubs? What's up with that?
...You still have Zero...
...Your good friend Zero...
You ALL still have Zero!
...I didn't celebrate either, but then I'm THE loser.
Ah subtle futurama/Zoidberg quotes make the internet a better. I like going to pubs. So do my friends. However my friends never have money. Ever. Damn penniless students...
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Heh.
Funny though, right?
It'd better be... Or else!
...I wish someone would comment on at least ONE of those links... That stuff was gold!
GOLD! GOLD! HOHO! GOOOLD! *Dances*
To be honest I've always thought that silver looks much nicer than gold. :smallamused:
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
randman22222
Well, for any necrophiliacs here...
Someone call my name?
::goes back to lurking in RB::
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
*touches the spindle*
Pirates: infinite rewatchability value.
Leekspin: "
I'm digging the Super Mario World Japanese pop symphony.
But how?
HOW?!
The links are valuable, people. And seemingly innocuous; but what Mr. Zero doesn't tell you is, he has signed pacts with certain infernal deities such that if he can convince anybody to watch them all, they will become his eternally devoted slave.
You only had to ask, sir. There's no need for these Tartarian contracts.
*watches them all anyways*
Choose thy master wisely, they say.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Now you must all follow suit.
I command it.
I COMMAND IT!
A FLIGHT OF DRAGONS!
DOOM...
DOOM...
DOOM...
A lot of you have probably seen a lot of them before anyhow, but on the off-chance you haven't they're all pretty class. :smalltongue:
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
But seriously, a lot of these are indeed awesome, but links are best shared few at a time. Otherwise you'll overwhelm your thrall-pool and they'll click none.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
l love Bananana Phone!
Or is it Danana phone?
Or Panana phone?
Hmmm...
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Yanana phone!
(It's a phone with a peel.) :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
wadledo
You see what I did there? I clicked your link and watch it and thought it was entertaining.
Now, what should YOU do?
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Now, what should YOU do?
Charge a fee for clicking on the link.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Check over your shoulder just to make sure Zero isn't right behind you?
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Cristo, have you gotten the song out of your head yet?
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Check over your shoulder just to make sure Zero isn't right behind you?
Oh come on, I'm not THAT creepy.
But I would cut you. For fun.
Kinda' joking, but really not.
...:smalltongue:
Also, click my links! Pweeeeeeease!
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
randman22222
Cristo, have you gotten the song out of your head yet?
I am currently on a plane headed for your location...
...when a very tired, shaggy haired guy smacks you over the back of the head. That's me. :smallmad:
ringringringring
SON OF A....!
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Originally Posted by Player Zero
Oh come on, I'm not THAT creepy.
But I would cut you. For fun.
Kinda' joking, but really not.
...
Also, click my links! Pweeeeeeease!
Actually, you remind me of the best man at my wedding for some reason...
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Maybe I AM the best man at your wedding. Yeah. Ever think of that? Yeah. It's me... Er... Jim. Yeah. Jim, your best man.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
I am currently on a plane headed for your location...
...when a very tired, shaggy haired guy smacks you over the back of the head. That's me. :smallmad:
<snip>
Y'know, you may very well be kicked off the plane. They don't like people using communication devices. Not even phones. Like the ones that go, "ring ring ring ring ring ring ring..."
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Maybe I AM the best man at your wedding. Yeah. Ever think of that? Yeah. It's me... Er... Jim. Yeah. Jim, your best man.
Close, no cigar.
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Originally Posted by randman22222
Y'know, you may very well be kicked off the plane. They don't like people using communication devices. Not even phones. Like the ones that go, "ring ring ring ring ring ring ring..."
My vengeance shall be swift, like...err...something really swift and mean-like...
...I freakin' hate you...
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
My conscience has wrested control over my fingers, and demanded them to stop typing... that... out.
So I shall apologize, and... make no further references.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Jack! Yeah. I meant Jack. You see, I have a very specific disease that makes me forget my own name that I never told you about because I was embarrassed.
But it really IS me. Remember those times? Those times when that thing happened? Oh how we laughed.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
randman22222
My conscience has wrested control over my fingers, and demanded them to stop typing... that... out.
So I shall apologize, and... make no further references.
Vengeance averted...*jumps out of plane*
Crap...I should've thought that through a bit...I hear a belly flop from 30000 feet really hurts...
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Originally Posted by Player Zero
Jack! Yeah. I meant Jack. You see, I have a very specific disease that makes me forget my own name that I never told you about because I was embarrassed.
But it really IS me. Remember those times? Those times when that thing happened? Oh how we laughed.
Strike two.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
It's a disease, man! Gimme a break here.
I mean, I was much more understanding when that thing happened to you, do you remember? ...That month? Remember? That was a bad time, huh?
Oh well.
But AS your best man, I recommend watching those links, else bar your doors and windows for a few weeks.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
I already do that anyway. Random zombie and psychotic axe murder attacks. Safety first, ya know?
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Vengeance averted...*jumps out of plane*
Crap...I should've thought that through a bit...I hear a belly flop from 30000 feet really hurts...
<snip>
Pilots call that 'flight level three-zero-zero'. :smallbiggrin:
Done showing off. My brother calls me plane-brain. :smalltongue:
EDIT: @V: ...Bah. Okay.
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Actually us pilots call that "stupidity"
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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Stupidity is my middle name.
Your middle name is Thomas...
Er...fine, my nickname is Stupidity.
No, Cris is your nickname...
How the hell did you get in here anyway? I only pull out the smart-alek sidekick gag for Structured.
Don't ask me, you're the one writing the post.
...
shut up.