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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Forgotton
Do you not all see it.. all of you are too active..
you are all acting like dogs is that what snuggles or any of the cat gods want?
No because all the cats share 1 and ONLY 1 trait.
LAZY.
Snuggles does not kill everything.. not to bless.. but because he's too lazy too.
Good cat.. did nothing but walk with litter. and stop first did not drive all apart. but Snuggles was just too Lazy to step over or around so stayed where they were.
and all of you and I do mean ALL OF YOU. exert too much effort.. and your gods are not happy.. keep it up and you may spur them into a pounce on your non-lazy beings!
WORSHIP HIM NOW, FOR TOMORROW YOU MAY BE CATNIP!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Realize the futility of life, and embrace IT.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
You'll see the wisdom of Rex. Oh, he also runs the legendary Wild Hunt as a force for good.
With Rex, the phrase "For good or for awesome" can only be answered with "yes".
Rex saves.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
CATS may seem lazy, but this is due to the fact that their awesomeness does not require action. Good Cat shall save with her mere presence. Couggles is worthy of attention, as He is part of the greatness of CAT yet it is Good Cat whom is worthy of being served.
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Originally Posted by
Asbestos
Rex saves.
All others take full damage.
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And so I say unto thee, followers of Cat! Bandy words not with the followers of Rex or his Canine Companions, for did not Ribston, following her discourse with the foul pomeranian Duchess, declare unto the world - "Next time I decide to have a party - I will invite Cousin Tabitha Twitchit!"
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
llamamushroom
And so I say unto thee, followers of Cat! Bandy words not with the followers of Rex or his Canine Companions, for did not Ribston, following her discourse with the foul pomeranian Duchess, declare unto the world - "Next time I have a party - I will invite Cousin Tabitha Twitchit!"
You're just mad you don't have good counterarguments.
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The Total God Being known as Cat, the combining of Good Cat, Couggles, Cuddles, and all the rest of the Pantheon in One Form and Spirit, triumphs over the mere dog, proving once and for all the Superiority and Holiness of Cat.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by Ravens_cry;5227498
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Awesome.
for this, ravens cry and I agree.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
Awesome.
for this, ravens cry and I agree.
"All Things Are Possible With Cat."
Prrrverbs 5:12
We put our differances aside to fight the common Foe.
Where be your Dog now, foul Rexites?
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
"All Things Are Possible With Cat."
Prrrverbs 5:12
We put our differances aside to fight the common Foe.
Where be your Dog now, foul Rexites?
Look more closely at the picture. That cat isn't confident. It's terrified.
It knows it only has a moment or so before its face is pounded in.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
Look more closely at the picture. That cat isn't confident. It's terrified.
It knows it only has a moment or so before its face is pounded in.
The terror is the Good Cat aspect, terrified it may destroy such a poor defenseless creature as a dog.:smalltongue:
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Asbestos
That's not a photo. It is merely the aspirations of dog kind. Wishful thinking. After all, people can't fly without technalogical aid, yet I could show dozens of drawings from that medium of people doing so. I wouldn't show that as proof that people can fly though.
Cat Is Still Supreme!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
That's not a photo. It is merely the aspirations of dog kind. Wishful thinking. After all, people can't fly without technalogical aid, yet I could show dozens of drawings from that medium of people doing so. I wouldn't show that as proof that people can fly though.
Cat Is Still Supreme!
Denial.
You'll be going through anger soon. It's okay to admit it.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
Denial.
You'll be going through anger soon. It's okay to admit it.
Do you deny that your 'evidence' is nothing more then a line drawing of a dog swinging a vine kicking a cougar?
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The Children of Rex shall deal with this infestation of evil cats.
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That dog isn't biting the cat, its licking it. after all, dogs are pets of men, and men are pets of the ultimate lifeform, cats. therefore, dogs are the extended pets of cats.
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Note WONDERDOG is 0 points.
It's too easy to kill PCs with.
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actually, WONDERDOG would go in the character column.
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Originally Posted by
Waspinator
put wonderdog, GOING to be crushed by a planet.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
I'm too lazy to read the whole 12 pages of insanity. Could somebody please abbreviate the key "WTF" of this thread into one sentence?
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Eldariel
I'm too lazy to read the whole 12 pages of insanity. Could somebody please abbreviate the key "WTF" of this thread into one sentence?
The Rise of The Cat Gods.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
The Rise of The Cat Gods.
And their subsequent smiting by REX, THE WONDERDOG!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
And their subsequent smiting by REX, THE WONDERDOG!
And Rex's Ultimate Destruction At The Hands of the Uber-Kitty, Cat.
Rex Serves Man, Man Serves Cat, Rex Serves Cat, Though he Knowest It Not.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
only1doug
You have spawned a God
congrats
Holly good cat ! This has gotten out of control twelve pages!
Edit I have read the whole thing and i conclude
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GODS! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONES! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWLS! ALL HAIL CAT, CUDDLES AND THE REST OF THE CAT PANTHEON!
May the pantheon as shown by shadow elf live for ever
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Eldariel
I'm too lazy to read the whole 12 pages of insanity. Could somebody please abbreviate the key "WTF" of this thread into one sentence?
You are naught but catnip before the Cat God.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Eldariel
I'm too lazy to read the whole 12 pages of insanity. Could somebody please abbreviate the key "WTF" of this thread into one sentence?
The snugels mythology, as told by H.P. snugcraft
It began long ago, more than a month now, with a simple question. Little did Brc know that in responding with a wise crack he set the ball roiling and and domed us all. First their was Snugels the house cat but he was not content to remain so. he began to gain magical weapons and skills, he grew to epic level and beyond, and he became Snugels the cat god!
At first he was a chaotic neutral deity but he was corrupted by his followers into an evil god. In desperation the good people of the playground created rex the wounder dog but this was in vain. even the strongest champions could not defeat snugels and so the rain of terror continued .
The universe has a way of balincing out and in response to the awesome evil of Snugels a new god was created. Good cat. And Good cat saw that she could not appose this force alone and thus created the cat pantheon to bring into balance the forces of Snugels.
But low, the zealots of Snugels rebelled under this rule and formed their own sect. And as the playgrounders observed the pantheon they began to believe in a primordial cat god that preceded all others and Primordial cat was created.
And so it came to pass that Rex and his few followers opposed the evil of Snugel's zealots and, seeing the cat pantheon as aiding him, that as well.