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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
And Rex's Ultimate Destruction At The Hands of the Uber-Kitty, Cat.
Rex Serves Man, Man Serves Cat, Rex Serves Cat, Though he Knowest It Not.
And Cat is killed by Rex.
It's the circle of life.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
someone make a guide that has the panthenon, the smitten sheet, and the DnD sheets for the gods.
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Omigosh, I've read and realised the power of CAT.
Roll 3d4 SAN damage.
*Roll*
... A 13? How the he-
CAT GODS FTHAGN! CAT GODS FTHAGN!
*Turns insane at the sheer power that the cats eminate, runs out into the street preaching to others*
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
... so do we get him on the scorecard?
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
The One Truth is that dogs are mortal fools and slaves! You heathen cultists of the Pets of Pets, you are vastly outnumbered! The Cat Crusade will defile your temples, destroy your relics, and deface your idols! For such is the bidding of the cats! You cannot possible hope to stand against the Feline Masters! What can your stupid opposites-of-gods do, actually? Bark? Play dead? We will have none more of this rebellious nonsense! Cry havoc and let slip the cats of war, as the original saying goes.
-Xavius, Paladin of the Cat-Gods
(Also, this is without doubt the most awesome thread derailment ever.)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Lord Xavius
The One Truth is that dogs are mortal fools and slaves! You heathen cultists of the Pets of Pets, you are vastly outnumbered! The Cat Crusade will defile your temples, destroy your relics, and deface your idols! For such is the bidding of the cats! You cannot possible hope to stand against the Feline Masters! What can your stupid opposites-of-gods do, actually? Bark? Play dead? We will have none more of this rebellious nonsense! Cry havoc and let slip the cats of war, as the original saying goes.
-Xavius, Paladin of the Cat-Gods
(Also, this is without doubt the most awesome thread derailment ever.)
The fewer the men, the greater the share of the glory!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Lord Xavius
(Also, this is without doubt the most awesome thread derailment ever.)
yes, and I for one am proud to have gotten in on the 3rd page
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
2nd page, and happy to be here.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Would a petition to stickify this thread be pushing it too much? After having reread all of it from the start, it's easy to see this deserves to be preserved somehow.
EDIT: And in case anyone forgot:
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
Would a petition to stickify this thread be pushing it too much? After having reread all of it from the start, it's easy to see this deserves to be preserved somehow.
EDIT: And in case anyone forgot:
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
It might be but... we should try anyway
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Nah, this isn't really sticky-worthy.
Now, if you want to "preserve" it, just add a link in your sig and know that this thread will be automatically archived for... well, I don't know exactly how long these things are archived, but at least a a year.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
... stickify?
To "sticky" to the first page of the D20 Board, like the "Character Builder Thread"
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Oracle_Hunter
To "sticky" to the first page of the D20 Board, like the "Character Builder Thread"
Such an act of benediction would greatly please the Cat Gods, and Cat, who is their totality of being, of which all things are but hairballs and shedding.
Good Cat's blessing on they that suggesteth this.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
Such an act of benidiction would please the Cat Gods, and Cat, who is their totality of being, of which all things are but hairballs and shedding.
It would also display an understanding of the immaterial nature of the "real world" and the reality that nothing exists other than the madness-inducing form of the Primordial Elder Cat.
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Originally Posted by
Ascension
It would also display an understanding of the immaterial nature of the "real world" and the reality that nothing exists other than the madness-inducing form of the Primordial Elder Cat.
In this we are in agreement. For I, but understand the thinest sliver of Cats claws, the tip of it's whisker, the smallest tuft of it's fur. Any more and my primitive human psyche would surely break asunder.
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the more cat god talk and references to the holy Snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) on this board the better
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
xPANCAKEx
the more cat god talk and references to the holy Snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) on this board the better
Praise Be To Good Cat And Snuggles And All The Cat Gods!
Praise Be Unto Cat!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
Praise Be To Good Cat And Snuggles And All The Cat Gods!
Praise Be Unto Cat!
RIGHT! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GODS!
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
heresy
your deaths will be slow and excrutiating
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
The Cat is a Lie.
For see, Galileo Galilabrador (see pic) has proven that the Earth is round!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...naamloos-3.jpg
Galileo Galilabrador
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0501/earth_apollo17.jpg
The Earth is round!
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Stickify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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we just need to kidna..... ummm..... 'induct' a mod into the cat cult and the right way of thinking and power will be secured
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Mephit
Actuly, that painting is proof that Galilao worshiped Cat, as the dog mask he is wearing looks like it was ripped from a dogs face.
All Who Appose Cat Shalt Flee As Mices
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
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All Who Appose Cat Shalt Flee As Mices
Cat... is tasty.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Asbestos
I disagree.
They taste of the evil they embody. They just are easy to eat.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
I disagree.
They taste of the evil they embody. They just are easy to eat.
What your tasting, is guilt.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
What your tasting, is guilt your impending doom.
QFT.
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Actuly, that painting is proof that Galilao worshiped Cat, as the dog mask he is wearing looks like it was ripped from a dogs face.
I see you're slowly slipping into the right side. It was inevitable, really. Seeing as this catnip person is right:
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Originally Posted by Mephit
The Cat is a Lie.
It was only a matter of time until you realized the only truth is our dread lord Snuggles.
EDIT, of course: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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i've had a revelation
the rest of the cat pantheon exists... but only to act as reference to just how awesome snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) really is. Its all well and good being incredible... but unless we mere mortals have something to compare him with, we would never full appreciate just how far his brilliance stretches. He allows the other cat gods to exist at his own leisure...
such is the genious of snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!)
for yay, he is greatness. accept him and your death shall be swift and merciful when your time comes