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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Yesh, if a simple house brand incarnate of our almighty Snuggles can kill one of your pathetic race, what is to stop the might of the Snuggly One himself from utterly destroying your entire race, oh ye of little catnip!?!
FEAR THE SNUGGLY ONE!!!
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Sig'ed.
Is this so called Wonder Dog normal sized for a dog as Snuggles is for a kitteh? If so, that's quite unfair...for him.
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I'm curious - how does the house cat win? It's attacks all do damage <= 0 because of its strength.
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Finwe
I'm curious - how does the house cat win? It's attacks all do damage <= 0 because of its strength.
The minimum damage dealt by any attack is one point, the additional -'s are for buffing purposes.
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Verosce
Sig'ed.
Is this so called Wonder Dog normal sized for a dog as Snuggles is for a kitteh? If so, that's quite unfair...for him.
Only when he wants to be.
When he needs to (I.E. when in an alternate giant dimension bigger than our universe) he gets to be bigger than the universe.
He also fights Nazis. In WW2.
And leads the Wild Hunt.
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Can you imagine if Snuggles was the leader of the Evil League of Evil instead of Bad Horse?
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A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil, you need to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think that Snuggles didn't work on his purr?
His terrible .. death-purr?
Of course, he would be above such things.
He is the Lone Pussycat of the Apocalypse. Think of him when you look to the night sky.
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Sstoopidtallkid
The minimum damage dealt by any attack is one point, the additional -'s are for buffing purposes.
I figured as much. Shouldn't the minimum damage be 0? If you're too weak to effectively wield a weapon, you shouldn't do any damage. I guess it's just another silly rule...
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Finwe
I figured as much. Shouldn't the minimum damage be 0? If you're too weak to effectively wield a weapon, you shouldn't do any damage. I guess it's just another silly rule...
Well as long as the attack hits it has to do at least some damage, not being able to use is accounted in your chances to hit.
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I MUST JOIN THE CULT OF SNUGGLES!
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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SNUGGLES! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
Snuggles, Upon This Day, I Temporarily Abandon The BEAST, And Turn To You.
DEATH TO ALL DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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is anyone a troper?you know this has to go on tv tropes
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kopout
is anyone a troper?you know this has to go on tv tropes
Meh, it's not really a Memetic Mutation until it's got a LOLCAT series of photoshopped images. Or at least something more substantial than a single thread.
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Finwe
I figured as much. Shouldn't the minimum damage be 0? If you're too weak to effectively wield a weapon, you shouldn't do any damage. I guess it's just another silly rule...
Only in 4th edition.
In 3rd edition, attacks do a minimum of 1 no matter the ability penalty.
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mizzim
SNUGGLES! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
Snuggles, Upon This Day, I Temporarily Abandon The BEAST, And Turn To You.
DEATH TO ALL DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And yet, the Wonderdog still moves.
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You know, this has got to be one of the fastest/most amusing derails ever...
And I'm now a member of Orthodox Snugglism.
"Kneel to Snuggles, or you will be knelt."
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And yet, the Wonderdog still moves.
Emphasized.
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Cats DO play with their food before they eat it.
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Does Snuggles have a (reasnoably) good half-brother/sister?
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what? like cuddles, the angelic cat god of virtue?
pshaw
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I was talking more of annoying little brother who saves people from Snuggles for lolz.
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I don't think so, Snuggles will occasionally take his time devouring an entire family and then leave the most emotionally unstable alive to live with the memory...for, to use the vernacular, "lolz"
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Verosce
Cats DO play with their food before they eat it.
And Rex sometimes gives a chance to repent.
Or lets disasters happen so he can get good pictures for his newspaper reporter job.
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Originally Posted by
Face Of Evil
Can you imagine if Snuggles was the leader of the Evil League of Evil instead of Bad Horse?
Spoiler
Show
A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil, you need to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think that Snuggles didn't work on his purr?
His terrible .. death-purr?
Of course, he would be above such things.
He is the Lone Pussycat of the Apocalypse. Think of him when you look to the night sky.
The ELoE is just Snuggles fractured into many different people. When they fuse, Snuggles shall be reborn.
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Flickerdart
The ELoE is just Snuggles fractured into many different people. When they fuse, Snuggles shall be reborn.
ah, but Snuggles is Master of the Schrödinger Domain, allowing him to be simultanously fractured and whole, dead and alive, all powerful and but a humble...ok, malicious house cat
should he choose, or unless he is observed
however should one even attempt to observe but a tenth of the radience of snuggles, one would be consumed utterly, and thus Snuggles remains the one true quantum god, utterly invincible
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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I'm now a proud member of Orthodox Snugglism.
(snuggels is not a god just a great and powerful mortal) all hail the epic level cat
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I shall Join Orthodox Snuggleism.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!!!!!!
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kopout
I'm now a proud member of Orthodox Snugglism.
(snuggels is not a god just a great and powerful mortal) all hail the epic level cat
I hear Snuggles kills people for lesser heresies than that.
I'd be careful if I was you.
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I shall begin the Temple of The Snuggles. We herald The Snuggles, who can be whatever they want, but ALWAYS is a white catlike being with the left eye of a shield broach and a right eye that can cast disintigration. First come first served!
Snuggles
One Pope (Me)
Three Archbishops (,,)
Five Archpriests (,,,,)
Seven Bishops (,,,,,,)
Ten Priests (,,,,,,,,,)
Acolytes()
Initiates()
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you missed out Paladins, heck, I'd settle for Zealot but you missed those too, or Harbinger, gah, that's missing too!
you're not the archbishop at all! you're some smarmy martini-swilling spy in a tuxedo!
get im!