Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
After it's failure in field testing its inventor took to boozing. A few modifications later and the progenitor of the modern sporting event staple, the beer helmet, was born.
The real irony of the suicide-proof gun-helmet was that its first human tester had his neck broken from the recoil.
During the first trial the wearer had a sneezing jag and five people were grievously injured.