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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
What is the highest compliment you have ever received?
Someone recently called me an anachronism. 
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This amuses me because in the dressing room during the production of
Yeomen of the Guard I was in, we turned 'anachronism' into a euphemism. Got to hide your anachronisms.
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
When the revolution comes, who's first against the wall?
When I am King, you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence
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Why have you so cruelly deprived this quote of its last two words?
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?
Is tea a snack?
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You eat tea?
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?
My cigar; I feel so cheap if we don't talk a little before getting down to business.
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You smoke?
Favourite Shakespeare play?