I don't know what to more baffled by.
1. That this is a thing. A thing that is and was written by someone.
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2. The overall nonchalant response it's received.
There's no denying how squick-tacular the vast majority of players(persons) would find this, but that being said, I'd love to use it as a horrific practical joke on anyone playing up the stereotypical womanizing bard type.
PC: I roll to seduce her!
Me: Oh god, again? Wait... you know what... no need to roll. She seems really into you. She invites you to her room.
-later-
PC: She has a what?! I get the hell out of there!
Me: Haha, oh I'm sure you try. Let me double check the grapple rules real quick.
-later-
PC: What do you mean my hair is falling out?!
Me: Hm? Oh well not all of it of course. Just your beard and leg hair and what have you. Ah! Right, also, you cloths are starting to get a little loose everywhere but the hips, and your chest is getting a bit itchy.
PC: What the hell? I go get cure disease cast on me.
Me: By all means, tehehehe
PC: ....
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