[Mauve Shirt]

I've decided I need to start a quote collection. Because this description is too perfect to leave.

Originally Posted by Trog

Mauve is an awesome, awesome person.... Even though she really is a bee-breathing trekkie dinosaur.

Originally Posted by Lateral

Mauve RAWKS.

Originally Posted by Roland St. Jude

we do not discuss bananas publicly

Originally Posted by Roland St. Jude

Sheriff of Moddingham: I heard you like moderation in your moderation, so I put mind control denial in your mind control denial thread so you can go back to your fun while you're going back to your fun.

Originally Posted by Nix Nihila

Since you ponies are going crazy and Mauve isn't here, I *stab you with some custom Giuseppe Zanotti heels*

Originally Posted by Elemental

Mauve Shirt, you're now a main character.

Originally Posted by Crisis21

*Promotes, Demotes, Remotes, Commotes, Gemotes, Locomotes, Portmotes, Postremotes, Preremotes, Barmotes, Swainmotes, Burghmotes, Witenagemotes, Terremotes, Wardmotes, and Emotes*

Originally Posted by The Succubus

*sets the pony fumigating spray setting to Negative 10.*

Frikking overblown horses. =/

Originally Posted by Rawhide

Don't worry, they emailed the fire department.

Originally Posted by pendell

Side with Voldemort if you wish. I'll side with Seal Team Six.

Originally Posted by Trog

Mauve looks sort of mad-scientist-y today. If you're going to be a mad scientist you need an assistant.

*reaches off screen, comes back with an overly large, misshapen bee*

Mad scientist, Beegor. Beegor, Mad scientist. *introduces*

mazzzzzter! bzzzz!

Originally Posted by Kitten Champion

Did... did someone just try to justify torture using a webcomic?

Originally Posted by VanBuren

You're right. That story idea almost certainly never existed before Japan invented it 16 years ago.

Originally Posted by nyarlathotep

Is the brony movement plagiarizing the 2005 Z-grade horror movie Ponytrouble, because they're both about grown men getting too obsessed with little plastic ponies?

Originally Posted by Coidzor

That's some Death is not Zombies dialogue right there.

Originally Posted by Telonius

Just a brief power outage here. Stuck out my head to look to see if there was a transformer blown, and when I looked down, my drink was gone.

Originally Posted by Somebloke

You guys get to lead the free world, we get early release for Dresden files.

Seems fair.