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Old 07-06-2011, 11:30 AM   Top  -  End  -  #468
Kris on a Stick
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Default Re: Nexus Character Directory

So let me explain. Back in the olden days of yore, when ACRONYM was still in its infancy, it was afflicted with a plague. And that plague was... DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! Indeed, references to the damn thing were basically ubiquitous - exact spell names were used, links to the SRD were mandatory, and often used in place of actual description (gods forbid a roleplayer show any genuine creativity or writing prowess!), monsters followed their Monster Manual entries to a T, and any sort of deviation from the word of that spoooooooky Wizard who lives by the Coast would be met with disbelief, 'corrections' or even derision!
"Kris, you idiot! Kal can't be a devil, because he's part-Succubus, and in the Monster Manual, all Succubi are demons, and it is therefore entirely reasonable for my Pit Fiend to call him such and attack him for it! Also, it is wrong for Kal, the grandson of an Archdevil and the ruler of two Circles of Hell, to call my Pit Fiend a 'low-level flunky' because the Monster Manual specifically states that Pit Fiends are the generals of Hell's armies and the highest ranking demons around, and so I assume Kal is actually ignorant of Hell's hierarchy and/or lying."
No lie, this actually happened. So was it wrong for me, when confronted with the fact that there was no way I was going to play my Gold Dragon character the way they were written in the Monster Manual, I had a minor hissy fit and laid down the law of how I was going to play my dragon whether you guys liked it or not?
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Probably, yeah. But for some reason, people (that is, people other than me, surprisingly enough) decided they liked my ideas, and so without further ado, I present you with...

OMG DRAGONS!


Yes, dragons! Flying, fire-breathing (except when they aren't), lizardy things. They're big, they're badass, and they have a really, really unhealthy obsession with treasure. Seriously, it's kinda creepy.
Here is a reference for all things dragon-y, at least as I will be playing them, along with the people shamelessly stealing my ideas (which of course, everyone is free to do, in part or in whole).
First off...

Types of Dragons
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Mysterious Dragon PowersTM
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Dragon Biology
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Diet
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