Originally Posted by C'nor
How about a non-bard based off a single song, of any kind?
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise - Move silently not class skill
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day - req: Knowledge local some ranks, gender male.
You got mud on your face - req: Hide some ranks
You big disgrace - Can trade in Ex-Paladin level
Kickin' your can all over the place - req: Improved unarmed strike
Sing it! - ...
We will we will rock you - Level 1: +1 damage with slings
We will we will rock you - Level 2: The same.
Buddy you're a young man hard man - Level 2: +1 Natural armor
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day - Something really good on the last level.
You got blood on your face - Level 3: Bonus to attack and damage when below 50% hp.
You big disgrace - ...
Wavin' your banner all over the place - Level 4: +1 moral bonus to attack for allies.